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(Twitter)   "Sure, I might have stolen nuclear secrets. But what about Obama?" - TFG   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-12 11:48:45 AM  
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2022-08-12 11:54:10 AM  
He transferred those to the National archives.

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2022-08-12 11:55:15 AM  
So you're guilty. Got it.
 
2022-08-12 11:57:58 AM  
JTFC. I thought that was satire when someone posted it in the other thread.
 
2022-08-12 11:58:23 AM  
How many of them pertained to nuclear?  Word is, lots!

Can you believe 70 million people voted for this dunce?
 
2022-08-12 12:05:52 PM  
Word Up!
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2022-08-12 12:08:49 PM  
Word Is Born
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2022-08-12 12:18:05 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: JTFC. I thought that was satire when someone posted it in the other thread.


I've changed my mind.
I want to see everything he says from here on out.
Every. Desperate. Word.
 
2022-08-12 12:21:31 PM  
Time to Rosenberg his ass. And probably at least half of his family. Aww a bonding opportunity.
 
2022-08-12 12:23:32 PM  


Martian_Astronomer:
JTFC. I thought that was satire when someone posted it in the other thread.

Have you had any side effects from the coma? Here's wishing you a speedy recovery.
 
2022-08-12 12:25:43 PM  
Since you've pled guilty, it's time for the sentence to be carried out.
 
2022-08-12 12:40:36 PM  
DONATE TO SAVE AMERICA
 
2022-08-12 12:40:40 PM  
Jesus farking Christ.
 
2022-08-12 12:40:41 PM  

Kornchex: How many of them pertained to nuclear?  Word is, lots!

Can you believe 70 million people voted for this dunce?


Yes. Have you ever met a Republican?
 
2022-08-12 12:41:33 PM  
Obama has 33 million documents.  Clinton has 33 million documents.  What's his obsession with Rolling Rock?
 
2022-08-12 12:41:47 PM  
Trip Gabriel  @tripgabriel   5m

The Obama whataboutism is baseless, WaPo reports.  The Obama docs were transferred to Chicago under the auspices of the National Archives, which owns them.  Trump was allegedly flouting the Archives' demands for what he took
 
2022-08-12 12:42:24 PM  
I'm gonna go with NONE.  There were no Nuclear nothing in his files, that didn't amount to 33 million (what is his fascination with the number 33?), and none of it was classified.
 
2022-08-12 12:42:35 PM  
Many people are saying. Bigly people. Man, woman, camera, TV, and something else. I saw Obama with the nuclear, and they were making babies, and one of the babies looked at me.
 
2022-08-12 12:42:36 PM  
There's an admission of guilt.  Can't wait for 3pm!!
 
2022-08-12 12:42:44 PM  
But Hillary had emails! Sure, they were mostly just stuff about how she'd really like her interns to get her a coffee, but it's exactly the same!
 
2022-08-12 12:42:45 PM  
Say "I'm guilty as fark. Everything you heard? It's way worse!" without using any of those exact words.
 
2022-08-12 12:43:05 PM  
You are in trouble for treason. Word is, lots!
 
2022-08-12 12:43:08 PM  
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Real email, he is making jokes about it and asking for money.

This guy needs to go to jail
 
2022-08-12 12:43:12 PM  
His lawyers are probably day drinking right now.
 
2022-08-12 12:43:16 PM  
 where is that political satire chart I think we're on stage what four or five
 
2022-08-12 12:43:21 PM  
John Wayne Gacy defense: "But what about Jeffrey Dahmer?"

/and no. Obama transfered files to the National Archives and allowed the appropriate agencies to determine what is classified and what could be declassified- he did not just stuff them into a box and spirit them away to a third rate golf course and resort
 
2022-08-12 12:43:39 PM  
Trump is just upset that he wasn't able to grab 33,000,001 documents in order to top Obama. He lost his bragging rights.
 
2022-08-12 12:43:42 PM  
Muddy the water.  You don't have sell any particular lie, just put enough bullshiat out there to convince your followers that the truth is likely unknowable.
 
2022-08-12 12:43:48 PM  
Wouldn't that have been Trump/Sessions responsibility to look into it if their was any suspected wrongdoing?

/That ship has sailed
 
2022-08-12 12:44:13 PM  
I think these are the "documents" Trump allegedly stole:
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He just wanted to keep all that blank paper and unlabeled folders on hand for office use. Reduce, reuse, recycle and so forth.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:18 PM  

mrshowrules: Muddy the water.  You don't have sell any particular lie, just put enough bullshiat out there to convince your followers that the truth is likely unknowable.


Ah, the Jordan Peterson Maneuver.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:23 PM  
How many times did the FBI raid the Obama residence to execute search warrants?
 
2022-08-12 12:44:31 PM  
Meanwhile over lunch, Fox News was breathless over Biden taking a vacation while the 'country suffers under massive inflation' and how that Beto guy said nasty words to 'look tough' even though he's obviously a big pussy. Hail Hydra, etc.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:31 PM  
Sure, I robbed the bank, but that guy took money out of his account at the same bank.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:32 PM  

Irving Maimway: So you're guilty. Got it.


His playbook is pretty shallow.
 
2022-08-12 12:44:33 PM  

Glitchwerks: His lawyers are probably day drinking right now.


Yeah, when you drink day and night, we just call it drinking.
 
2022-08-12 12:45:11 PM  

Glitchwerks: His lawyers are probably day drinking right now.


When were they not?
 
2022-08-12 12:45:18 PM  
TFG has funding for the Ethel and Julius Rosenberg Wind of the Trump Library worked out mostly.  It will just take a few more sentences.
 
2022-08-12 12:45:30 PM  
Wait, so Hillary had 33,000 emails and Obama had 33 million documents?

Is everybody seeing the pattern here? 33? 33rd Degree?!!
They're both secret Masons!! Which means Soros is a Mason too!
 
2022-08-12 12:45:34 PM  
If radical terrorist Obama gave away nuclear secrets, why haven't any terrorist attacks with nukes taken place? It's been 13 years since he took office. I would say that was long enough to come up with a bomb.
 
2022-08-12 12:45:42 PM  
I've been getting a lot more use out of this than I thought I would when I made it...

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2022-08-12 12:45:53 PM  
Just when you thought things couldn't get any better.
 
2022-08-12 12:46:27 PM  

joen00b: I'm gonna go with NONE.  There were no Nuclear nothing in his files, that didn't amount to 33 million (what is his fascination with the number 33?), and none of it was classified.


Who doesn't love Ron Dayne?

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2022-08-12 12:46:34 PM  

Glitchwerks: His lawyers are probably still day drinking. right now.

 
2022-08-12 12:46:34 PM  

Glitchwerks: His lawyers are probably day drinking right now.


I have a feeling whomever has ever represented that turdmuffin over his long putrid life hasn't been sober since 1987.

So you may be right.
 
2022-08-12 12:46:49 PM  
I will be so much happier when this worthless piece of shiat drops dead.
 
2022-08-12 12:46:55 PM  
By the end of month one, he is absolutely going to have have most of the white inmates giving him all their cigarettes and items from the commissary while they listen to how unfair everything is.
 
2022-08-12 12:47:01 PM  
Hussein!

Trump is such an asshole.  And a criminal.
 
2022-08-12 12:47:10 PM  
Whatever happened to that devastating information he was supposed to bring back from Hawaii regarding Obama's birth certificate?
 
2022-08-12 12:47:13 PM  

sdd2000: John Wayne Gacy defense: "But what about Jeffrey Dahmer?"

/and no. Obama transfered files to the National Archives and allowed the appropriate agencies to determine what is classified and what could be declassified- he did not just stuff them into a box and spirit them away to a third rate golf course and resort


False analogy. Those were both murderers.

This would be John Wayne Gacy comparing himself to a law abiding citizen.
 
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