Many, many moons ago, I was working for a rather Dilbert-ish company (Office Space came out during this time, people would come in the next morning after having seen it saying it was funny but perhaps a little *too* realistic 😄). We hired a consultant to help streamline our processes, and during a meeting with them, after a while I thought to myself, "man, they haven't mentioned 'paradigms' yet". No sooner had that thought formed in my head when the consultant said, "Now we're going to watch a video about paradigms." I shiat you not.

/c-est s evar, b!