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(Twitter)   TFG accuses the FBI of planting nuclear weapons in the mueller report... or something...It's just words TBH   (twitter.com) divider line
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3429 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Aug 2022 at 8:35 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 8:05:52 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:09:37 AM  
"In the heat".  Poor sweaty lawyers
 
2022-08-12 8:11:50 AM  
With his lawyer's what?
 
2022-08-12 8:15:30 AM  
I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING
 
2022-08-12 8:15:39 AM  
So that confirms it since "Russia," both impeachment, and the Mueller investigation were all things Donny did but shouldn't have.

P.S. no, they don't allow you or your lawyers to be present during a search.

It's astonishing to consider that when this search warrant was revealed we all had to speculate about which of the former President's many crimes they were investigating.

And deeply disappointing that anyone still supports him.
 
2022-08-12 8:15:39 AM  
Tell it to the judge, asshole.
 
2022-08-12 8:20:59 AM  
Yeah yeah Donny, everything you don't like is a hoax, we get it. Wouldn't your time be better spent looking up non-extradition countries?
 
2022-08-12 8:22:28 AM  

cooldaddygroove: I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING


This seems like the Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips.
 
2022-08-12 8:23:28 AM  

cooldaddygroove: I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING


Like a child offering unnecessary details in a lie.  "But Dad, I didn't hide her stuff animal under the stairs behind the white box."

"Who talked about stairs or a white box?"
 
2022-08-12 8:24:51 AM  
Ya know, telling TFG** that he has the right to remain silent is a complete waste of time.
 
2022-08-12 8:26:12 AM  

adamgreeney: cooldaddygroove: I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING

This seems like the Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips.


WADR, I sincerely doubt this is the end.
 
2022-08-12 8:28:43 AM  
"Why wouldn't the FBI allow inspection of areas at Mar-Lago, with our lawyers, or others, present."

You know, the areas at Mar-Lago without the criminal evidence. like the omelet bar, the lawyers could have had a nice omelet, the best omelet.  There's barely any criminal evidence stored at the omelet bar other than an illegal alien or two.  I guarantee you that there's no criminal evidence about selling nuclear weapons to the Saudis through my son in law in the garden shed.  I don't even like that guy, she never should have married him, she should have married me. They could have searched the garden shed as well, but with my lawyer present, and no corpse sniffing dogs.
 
2022-08-12 8:29:05 AM  
So the Post reporting is true. Thanks for the confirmation Donnie.
 
2022-08-12 8:29:54 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:30:14 AM  

adamgreeney: cooldaddygroove: I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING

This seems like the Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips.


Entertaining as that would be, the first line of the article that he's proclaiming to be a hoax does reference nuclear weapons.
 
2022-08-12 8:30:56 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:33:02 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:35:28 AM  
Just hit me today that the final event in the Saudi golf league takes place at Trump Doral, which is just down the road from Mar-A-Lago and is sure to be attended by high level Saudis.

Could be the timing of the hand over of documents was set for then?  Makes a great cover for why the Saudis are at Mar-A-Lago.
 
2022-08-12 8:35:29 AM  
Can we fast forward to the part where they find him dead and rotting on his golden toilet.
 
2022-08-12 8:37:20 AM  
Given his rant last night demanding the warrant be unsealed, and then this rant today, I have a hard time understanding how any sane judge could accept anything Dump's lawyers offer up as a defense in keeping the stuff sealed.

I sure hope Garland picked a sane one in this case.
 
2022-08-12 8:37:26 AM  
What TFG said: Nuclear weapons issue was a Hoax, just like Russia, Russia, Russia was a Hoax, two Impeachments were a Hoax, the Mueller investigation was a Hoax, and much more. Same sleazy people involved. Why wouldn't the FBI allow the inspection of areas at Mar-a-Lago with our Lawyer's, or others, present. Made them wait outside in the heat, wouldn't let them get even close - said "ABSOLUTELY NOT." Planting information anyone? Reminds me of a Christofer Steele Dossier!

What we hear: Blah blah blah HOAX blah blah blah blah blah HOAX blah blah blah blah blah HOAX blah blah blah blah blah HOAX blah blah blah blah DERP.
 
2022-08-12 8:37:58 AM  
Whatever was in that safe really rattled Donny hard.
He's worried. Maybe for the first time he's actually worried he might have gone too far.
 
2022-08-12 8:38:06 AM  
Christofer?
 
2022-08-12 8:38:14 AM  
Wow, I'm so farking glad Lardass was banned from Twitter, and here we are... reading his comments.... on Twitter...
 
2022-08-12 8:38:28 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:38:32 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: Just hit me today that the final event in the Saudi golf league takes place at Trump Doral, which is just down the road from Mar-A-Lago and is sure to be attended by high level Saudis.

Could be the timing of the hand over of documents was set for then?  Makes a great cover for why the Saudis are at Mar-A-Lago.


I really wonder if that journalist found out about all this shiat somehow, and was carved up to keep it secret.
 
2022-08-12 8:38:33 AM  
It was a perfect warrant execution using a beautiful and perfect signature.  Among items observed during the wonderful search were a person, woman,  man, camera, and TV.
 
2022-08-12 8:39:07 AM  
Whole lot of smoke for there to be no fires, eh, Trump?
 
2022-08-12 8:39:22 AM  
Who said anything about weapons, Donny?
 
2022-08-12 8:40:50 AM  
Donnies paid trolls are spamming the hell out of that thread.

Oh yeah, he's scared.
 
2022-08-12 8:41:11 AM  
Oh, the poor lawyer! Forced to wait outside in the heat, like a dog. Who cares about nuclear secrets? The lawyer nearly had a heat stroke!
 
2022-08-12 8:41:13 AM  

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2022-08-12 8:41:14 AM  

greensunshine: Christofer?


Russian phonetic spelling?
 
2022-08-12 8:41:41 AM  

Lindseys Lil Ladybugs: Who said anything about weapons, Donny?


No one but Donnie. So now we know what the docs were I guess.
 
2022-08-12 8:42:37 AM  
I thought it's pretty well known he and his son in law likely transferred top secret info to the Russians and Saudis. You don't get billions invested for nothing. This kind of confirms it.
 
2022-08-12 8:42:52 AM  
So it's  nukes for sure, then.
 
2022-08-12 8:43:10 AM  
This is gonna be electric.
 
2022-08-12 8:43:30 AM  
Everything bad people say about me is a lie too!
 
2022-08-12 8:43:33 AM  
Serious question. Do the defendant's lawyers usually follow the FBI's agents around when they execute a search warrant?
 
2022-08-12 8:43:52 AM  

cooldaddygroove: "In the heat".  Poor sweaty lawyers


I bet their hair dye was dripping down their faces in that heat.
 
2022-08-12 8:44:20 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:45:56 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: I thought it's pretty well known he and his son in law likely transferred top secret info to the Russians and Saudis. You don't get billions invested for nothing. This kind of confirms it.


Yeah, the safe had a video of the two - like juvenile offenders recording themselves riding in a car through the neighborhood smashing mailboxes. Only Jared and Don were making it rain with nuclear secrets documents and laughing it up.
 
2022-08-12 8:46:40 AM  
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2022-08-12 8:46:42 AM  

foo monkey: Serious question. Do the defendant's lawyers usually follow the FBI's agents around when they execute a search warrant?


No. Never.
 
2022-08-12 8:46:48 AM  

adamgreeney: cooldaddygroove: I also like how he threw "weapons" in there.  INTERESTING

This seems like the Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips.


Makes you want the feds to look into that "back channel" with Russia to bypass the State Department Jared was wanting to establish at the Russian embassy. Looking at the current state of the Russian military, I could see them wanting as many of our secrets possible.
 
2022-08-12 8:46:52 AM  

markie_farkie: DoBeDoBeDo: Just hit me today that the final event in the Saudi golf league takes place at Trump Doral, which is just down the road from Mar-A-Lago and is sure to be attended by high level Saudis.

Could be the timing of the hand over of documents was set for then?  Makes a great cover for why the Saudis are at Mar-A-Lago.

I really wonder if that journalist found out about all this shiat somehow, and was carved up to keep it secret.


Maybe but I don't see TFG playing that long of a game.  I think he just took the stuff and was shopping it to the highest bidder.  The Saudis agreed to A) pay him and B) launder money schedule events at his club(s).   The 2023 schedule isn't out yet but it's expanded and I have good money saying there is an event at EVERY Trump golf property on that list.

I think Khashoggi was murdered because of his prior writings and MBS being a complete POS.
 
2022-08-12 8:46:56 AM  

synithium: This is gonna be electric.


(boogie woogie woogie)
 
2022-08-12 8:46:59 AM  

snocone: Ya know, telling TFG** that he has the right to remain silent is a complete waste of time.


There's a relevant Ron White joke about this.
 
2022-08-12 8:47:21 AM  
Did anyone tell the Ukrainians Russia is a hoax?

Might be good news for them.
 
2022-08-12 8:47:21 AM  
So that confirms it.

Does Mossad do hits on American citizens?

Asking for my dead pool.
 
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