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(Some Guy)   It's just like any other love story: Two recovering drug addicts meet; they fall in love; they move into a sewer; they live happily ev--wait, back up one   (tips-and-tricks.co) divider line
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3718 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2022 at 3:25 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 12:39:04 AM  
Are they turtles?

//DRTFA
 
2022-08-12 3:32:41 AM  

kermit the forg: //DRTFA


Smart move. It's just clickbait crap.
 
2022-08-12 3:52:29 AM  
Life in the gutter.
 
2022-08-12 3:57:28 AM  
Sewer? I only just met her.
 
2022-08-12 4:07:29 AM  
A slideshow? fark that shiat.
 
2022-08-12 4:11:40 AM  
I expected this to be in Las Vegas.
 
2022-08-12 4:12:26 AM  

nytmare: Sewer? I only just met her.


No. She sues you. You'll see.
 
2022-08-12 4:25:23 AM  
Aren't slideshows like... 2000s-era web design?
 
2022-08-12 4:42:18 AM  
Little TV sets going off inside my ear
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer

Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a Doo Doo Pie

I Love You
 
2022-08-12 4:46:33 AM  
I'm astonished that so many Farkers are actually trying to read TFA. You people should be ashamed of yourselves. Snark on the headline first, ask questions later. That's my policy.
 
2022-08-12 4:51:56 AM  

Spectrum: Little TV sets going off inside my ear
Spaceman floating by
Firecracker beer

Chased a demon's lightning
Music hits your eye
Up and down the sidewalk
Take a Doo Doo Pie

I Love You


excerpt from US poet, Jimmy Pop Ali:

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
Is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
With a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
When I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
 
2022-08-12 4:57:07 AM  

untoldforce: Aren't slideshows like... 2000s-era web design?


A slideshow means click bait. They present some bullshiat nothing story as a series of slides with ads & interstitials so the site gets more ad impressions than they otherwise would.
 
2022-08-12 7:25:09 AM  
Maybe this is an interesting story, maybe it's not. But I'm not slogging through 25 pages of computer-generated  "clickbait photo with 2 sentences of text, now Click to Continue" to find out.

Who greenlit this sh*t?
 
2022-08-12 8:01:15 AM  
Whatevs, it's still a sewer...
 
2022-08-12 8:18:51 AM  
Las Vegas?

Checks

No. Surprising.
 
2022-08-12 8:31:05 AM  

kermit the forg: Are they turtles?

//DRTFA


April and Casey fell on hard times.
 
2022-08-12 9:19:22 AM  
The breaking bad alternate universe is weird.
 
2022-08-12 9:20:02 AM  

untoldforce: Aren't slideshows like... 2000s-era web design?


Designed to put more ads on every fing page.
 
2022-08-12 9:44:24 AM  
Is he the Sewer King?

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2022-08-12 9:51:35 AM  
Subby should be sent to live in the sewer for submitting a slideshow.
(did not view)
 
2022-08-12 11:06:18 AM  
I recall an elderly couple in Cannery Row who lived inside an industrial boiler.
 
2022-08-12 12:16:19 PM  

Resident Muslim: Life in the gutter.


Surely make you lose your mind.

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