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2022-08-11 11:50:57 PM  
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2022-08-11 11:51:56 PM  
Far too coherent.
 
2022-08-11 11:54:40 PM  
I don't know if they can be delivered just using the word 'now!"

Doesn't he have to hereby declare or insist biggly? Something like that?
 
2022-08-11 11:57:25 PM  
Is he daring them?  Good lord....
 
2022-08-11 11:58:24 PM  
Kenny Rodgers giggles in his grave.
 
2022-08-11 11:59:55 PM  
Oh. Oh my. Vodka for breakfast it is.
 
2022-08-12 12:00:50 AM  
So....other than "poll numbers" he has nothing?
 
2022-08-12 12:01:14 AM  

raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....


the problem is because they are top secret, the DOJ can't say, "and here are the schematics he had of this particular nuclear warhead.  As you can see in this drawing..."

there will be enough vagueness for Trump and his buddies to go, "I don't know why this is such a big deal.'
 
2022-08-12 12:01:44 AM  
Also, he's not a good Bluffer.
 
2022-08-12 12:02:32 AM  
If he wantedthis released, he would have done it already.  This is just a concession that opposing the release would make him look like a chump, especially if the judge released it anyways.
 
2022-08-12 12:02:53 AM  
See you in court, court!
 
2022-08-12 12:03:50 AM  
He didn't write that. Far too coherent, and no mention of "Dept of No Justice."
 
2022-08-12 12:04:52 AM  
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2022-08-12 12:05:20 AM  
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2022-08-12 12:08:43 AM  
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2022-08-12 12:13:17 AM  
It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern
 
2022-08-12 12:14:39 AM  

GardenWeasel: Oh. Oh my. Vodka for breakfast it is.


I may not be sober till next Tuesday
 
2022-08-12 12:18:51 AM  

Biscuit Tin: He didn't write that. Far too coherent, and no mention of "Dept of No Justice."


Also no random capitalization of non-proper nouns other than "country." So yeah, no way he wrote that.
 
2022-08-12 12:20:04 AM  

eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern


I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.
 
2022-08-12 12:22:01 AM  
Musk loves to watch the plebes fight each other for his entertainment.
 
2022-08-12 12:22:38 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern

I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.


If Donnie had a good lawyer, they would be opposing the release. But, .....
 
2022-08-12 12:23:48 AM  
He's such a farking idiot.

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2022-08-12 12:24:53 AM  

Cyberluddite: Biscuit Tin: He didn't write that. Far too coherent, and no mention of "Dept of No Justice."

Also no random capitalization of non-proper nouns other than "country." So yeah, no way he wrote that.


New lawyer seeking to take control.
A key part of this is, it's very likely that even if he tried to stop the release, he couldn't. Multiple news organizations have filed to have it be unsealed, Judicial Watch filed to have it unsealed, and if TFG's previous lawyers have been true to form, they will have tried the Judge's patience so can't expect any more special favors --- especially not when they have been publicly trashing the court.

So you get out ahead of it, even if it's gonna hurt. You do the thing TFG does and that's to tell lies about it because his people want to believe what he tells them.
 
2022-08-12 12:27:04 AM  

raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....


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2022-08-12 12:42:17 AM  

OptionC: If he wantedthis released, he would have done it already.  This is just a concession that opposing the release would make him look like a chump, especially if the judge released it anyways.


This!

He wants to be seen as strong and in charge by his poorly educated based.
 
2022-08-12 12:43:46 AM  

Sin'sHero: Auntie Cheesus: eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern

I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.

If Donnie had a good lawyer, they would be opposing the release. But, .....


What well respected attorney is going to want to argue in open court that his client's public statements should only considered for satirical purposes?
 
2022-08-12 12:50:31 AM  

wademh: New lawyer seeking to take control.


So he's shiatcanned Aline Habba already? I mean, shiat, she's only lost every case in which she defended him, but that's no reason to go off half-mushroom-cocked.

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2022-08-12 12:52:33 AM  
This whole thing is just absurd. I made this point to a conservative coworker who was mildly grumbling about the situation: Name a job where they'd be cool with you walking out with company documentation, no matter how mundane, on your way out the door.
 
2022-08-12 12:58:56 AM  

Sin'sHero: Auntie Cheesus: eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern

I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.

If Donnie had a good lawyer, they would be opposing the release. But, .....


No attorney with three functional brain cells will take him on as a client.
 
2022-08-12 12:59:37 AM  

raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....


You need to immediately do the following:

1) Get your ass to the Colorado River headwaters.
2) When you arrive, immediately purchase every bottle of water, sports drink, tea, pop, and anything else within 50 miles and then contract for resupply to arrive every 30 minutes on your signal.
3) When the news breaks tomorrow, singlehandedly stop the drought in the West.
4) Receive Presidential Medal from Biden.
 
2022-08-12 1:01:28 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Sin'sHero: Auntie Cheesus: eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern

I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.

If Donnie had a good lawyer, they would be opposing the release. But, .....

No attorney with three functional brain cells will take him on as a client.


Objection! Implies existence of brains not in evidence in Trump's attorneys.
 
2022-08-12 1:02:18 AM  
It is entirely possible that Trump will oppose the release in court tomorrow despite this statement.

Everything he and the rest of the GOP has done for years is centered around playing both sides and lying.
 
2022-08-12 1:02:18 AM  

null: raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....

You need to immediately do the following:

1) Get your ass to the Colorado River headwaters.
2) When you arrive, immediately purchase every bottle of water, sports drink, tea, pop, and anything else within 50 miles and then contract for resupply to arrive every 30 minutes on your signal.
3) When the news breaks tomorrow, singlehandedly stop the drought in the West.
4) Receive Presidential Medal from Biden.


This.

Critters have been splooting all summer long due to excessive heat and drought.

RELEASE THE SPLOOGING!!
 
2022-08-12 1:05:36 AM  
So. What are the odds he tries to make a run for it tonight or is found dead tomorrow?

If it has to do with him selling nuclear secrets, I can't see him sticking around for the announcement.
 
2022-08-12 1:13:04 AM  

casey17: So. What are the odds he tries to make a run for it tonight or is found dead tomorrow?

If it has to do with him selling nuclear secrets, I can't see him sticking around for the announcement.


There has been a lot of work done on Dump Force One since it was left for dead on the tarmac after he was elected, and since he left office.

He's probably had some A&P mechanics and engineers stripping it down to the bare minimums and beef up fuel capacity to make a nonstop trip to the nearest non-extradition nation in anticipation of this very day.
 
2022-08-12 1:13:04 AM  
"... with respect to our sacred elections!"

:D
 
2022-08-12 1:25:21 AM  

raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....


Uh oh...

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2022-08-12 2:34:23 AM  
Huh, I wonder if they think a Friday or Saturday release will mean it'll be out of the news cycle by Monday? Somehow I doubt that'll be the case.

This seems like some bad strategy on the side of team Chaos Gremlin
 
2022-08-12 2:45:47 AM  

Chariset: raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....

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We all broke the dam.
 
2022-08-12 2:48:23 AM  

casey17: So. What are the odds he tries to make a run for it tonight or is found dead tomorrow?

If it has to do with him selling nuclear secrets, I can't see him sticking around for the announcement.


He'd have to evade his Secret Service detail, who probably already chipped him five years ago.
 
2022-08-12 2:51:09 AM  

raerae1980: Is he daring them?  Good lord....


Glad you're still with us.  How ready are you for the shiat that's gonna go down tomorrow?
 
2022-08-12 3:13:43 AM  
They're going to find him hanging from a rope in his bathroom.
 
2022-08-12 3:16:11 AM  

Weatherkiss: See you in court, court!


You win.
 
2022-08-12 3:16:14 AM  
He's just so stupid.  He's so breathtakingly stupid that the above statement is all it takes for every person reading this to know exactly who I'm talking about.
 
2022-08-12 3:16:23 AM  
Trump has a copy of the warrant and the property receipt for all of the items taken under the warrant. It's perfectly legal for him to release those documents at any time.

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2022-08-12 3:18:05 AM  

eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern


just because he said do not oppose on social media, doesn't mean he's not actually opposing it
 
2022-08-12 3:18:52 AM  

Auntie Cheesus: Sin'sHero: Auntie Cheesus: eurotrader: It will be an interesting Friday night news. Being unopposed the Judge will order release by 3:30pm Eastern

I would not put it past him to have his lawyer file an opposition to the release, because that's the level of lying dick cheese that he is.

If Donnie had a good lawyer, they would be opposing the release. But, .....

No attorney with three functional brain cells will take him on as a client.


Not without a multi-million dollar cash advance and his agreement to sew his mouth shut.
 
2022-08-12 3:19:17 AM  
i would note that even Merrick Garland said today, that Trump could release it at any time.
 
2022-08-12 3:20:10 AM  
a) He was banned from Twitter so posting his sh*t on Twitter... ya, don't do that.

b) I ain't clickin' through to Twitter (see a for one example of why).

c) What's he whining about now?
 
2022-08-12 3:22:03 AM  

hardinparamedic: They're going to find him hanging from a rope in his bathroom.


Oh man it is so rare I get to say something absurd and mean-spirited first.

TRUMP DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
 
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