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2022-08-12 8:05:02 AM  
At this rate, WB is going to CGI the entire movie so he only looks like this:
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Then they can easily re-dub his lines and call it a day.
 
2022-08-12 8:27:52 AM  
I see it's Miller Time again.
 
2022-08-12 8:48:36 AM  
Dude belongs in jail, not on camera.
 
2022-08-12 8:56:46 AM  
They just need to find someone Better Than Ezra to recast the role, and that'd be good.  Doesn't seem that hard.
 
2022-08-12 9:13:02 AM  
I heard he kept slaves to extract coal from Ezra's mine to fuel Ezra's Power Plant to light Ezra's tower.
 
2022-08-12 9:27:02 AM  
If the WB decides to actually release the movie, the press tour will be a shiat-show.
 
2022-08-12 9:29:11 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: If the WB decides to actually release the movie, the press tour will be a shiat-show.


That's one movie I'm not going see at the theaters
 
2022-08-12 9:32:25 AM  

Marcos P: I heard he kept slaves to extract coal from Ezra's mine to fuel Ezra's Power Plant to light Ezra's tower.


That's way more mana than they need
 
2022-08-12 9:32:28 AM  
Despite all the allegations and accusations against the actor, Warner Bros. is still expected to release the Flash, which stars Miller as the titular speedster, in theaters in 2023.

Yeah, all the scandals should have quieted down by then. Surely Miller won't have any fresh troubles between now and the release date.
 
2022-08-12 9:40:19 AM  
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2022-08-12 9:57:34 AM  
Still not found that family yet?
 
2022-08-12 9:57:47 AM  
I suspect every time Ezra appears in the news lately, WB execs down a bottle of bourbon and Tums.
 
2022-08-12 10:08:40 AM  

Boojum2k: I suspect every time Ezra appears in the news lately, WB execs down a bottle of bourbon and Tums.


Followed by "WTF is this asshole doing, TRYING to ruin this movie??!!"
 
2022-08-12 10:14:03 AM  

RandomAxe: They just need to find someone Better Than Ezra to recast the role, and that'd be good.  Doesn't seem that hard.


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2022-08-12 10:20:52 AM  
There are way more talented actors than movie roles available. He is easily replaceable with someone cheaper, with less baggage and likely much more appreciative for the chance.
 
2022-08-12 10:25:08 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: There are way more talented actors than movie roles available. He is easily replaceable with someone cheaper, with less baggage and likely much more appreciative for the chance.


Plus, the way I understand it (I'm not into comics much), he played the character all wrong.
 
2022-08-12 10:28:36 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: The Pope of Manwich Village: There are way more talented actors than movie roles available. He is easily replaceable with someone cheaper, with less baggage and likely much more appreciative for the chance.

Plus, the way I understand it (I'm not into comics much), he played the character all wrong.


Yep.  He wasn't nearly fast enough.
 
2022-08-12 10:33:30 AM  

Joe Stapler: Dr Jack Badofsky: The Pope of Manwich Village: There are way more talented actors than movie roles available. He is easily replaceable with someone cheaper, with less baggage and likely much more appreciative for the chance.

Plus, the way I understand it (I'm not into comics much), he played the character all wrong.

Yep.  He wasn't nearly fast enough.


You sure? The police haven't caught him yet and it's been months. He's like the roadrunner!
 
2022-08-12 10:43:43 AM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: If the WB decides to actually release the movie, the press tour will be a shiat-show.


There's no way in hell they're sending him on a press tour.  They'll try to get the supporting cast to completely carry the spotlight for the promotional stuff.  The posters and other promo art will probably only feature Flash in full costume and mask.
 
2022-08-12 10:53:45 AM  

NeoCortex42: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: If the WB decides to actually release the movie, the press tour will be a shiat-show.

There's no way in hell they're sending him on a press tour.  They'll try to get the supporting cast to completely carry the spotlight for the promotional stuff.  The posters and other promo art will probably only feature Flash in full costume and mask.


I can only imagine if they did.  He'll be at a bar in Chicago or wherever, and get all spicy with a few people, and the studio will just LOOOOOVE it.
 
2022-08-12 10:54:49 AM  
He stopped us from seeing a National Treasure, Keaton in the Batsuit.
He's a War Criminal as far as I'm concerned.
 
2022-08-12 11:13:09 AM  
He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.
 
2022-08-12 11:25:57 AM  
At this rate, he'll be running for office.

And winning.
 
2022-08-12 11:29:41 AM  
Farking give Grant Gustin the movie job.
 
amb
2022-08-12 11:37:33 AM  
I can't wait to see the pitch meeting. "How will we seal with all the crazy shiat Ezra has been doing?", "Super easy, barely an
 
amb
2022-08-12 11:38:52 AM  

amb: I can't wait to see the pitch meeting. "How will we seal with all the crazy shiat Ezra has been doing?", "Super easy, barely an


Dang iPad

Deal with

"an inconvenience, we'll just lock Ezra in a hotel room until it all dies away"
 
2022-08-12 11:50:14 AM  

NeoCortex42: At this rate, WB is going to CGI the entire movie so he only looks like this:
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Then they can easily re-dub his lines and call it a day.


Honestly that would be amazing and comic book accurate.

/It was ME Barry
 
2022-08-12 11:51:33 AM  

Myrdinn: Farking give Grant Gustin the movie job.


He's tapping out. He deserves a break. He's dealt with SHUT UP IRIS for 9 seasons
 
2022-08-12 11:53:32 AM  
Well, at least we now know why he wasn't allowed to be alone in a room with Michelle Trachtenberg.
 
2022-08-12 11:57:59 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: The Pope of Manwich Village: There are way more talented actors than movie roles available. He is easily replaceable with someone cheaper, with less baggage and likely much more appreciative for the chance.

Plus, the way I understand it (I'm not into comics much), he played the character all wrong.


I hated watching him run in Justice League.  He does this weird flailing thing with his arms and legs that looks completely unnatural.
 
2022-08-12 11:59:08 AM  

Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.


That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.
 
2022-08-12 12:12:24 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: If the WB decides to actually release the movie, the press tour will be a shiat-show.


correction: A hilarious shiat-show as everyone tries really hard to ignore the crazy and the pending(?) charges.

probably lots of interviews with co-stars, and B-listers getting more press time than they normally would.

could be great for some "almost there" people's careers
 
2022-08-12 12:16:47 PM  

Boojum2k: I suspect every time Ezra appears in the news lately, WB execs down a bottle of bourbon and Tums.


... takes another look at Grant Gustin, and says "this could have been an easy win".

except TV Flash already did Flashpoint, and it was pretty good (for TV)
 
2022-08-12 12:23:11 PM  

amb: I can't wait to see the pitch meeting. "How will we seal with all the crazy shiat Ezra has been doing?", "Super easy, barely an


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2022-08-12 12:24:55 PM  
WB will definitely release this movie because the lead is a white male and not an afro-latino woman.
 
2022-08-12 12:35:50 PM  

smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.


They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.
 
2022-08-12 12:36:58 PM  

dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.


Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.
 
2022-08-12 12:47:04 PM  

EdgeRunner: dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.

Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.


"I have... to go... faster... señor!"
 
2022-08-12 1:03:52 PM  

EdgeRunner: dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.

Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.


I mean, might as well replace the legally problematic star with a racially problematic star...right?
 
2022-08-12 1:21:27 PM  

dallylamma: EdgeRunner: dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.

Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.

I mean, might as well replace the legally problematic star with a racially problematic star...right?


He's actually wildly popular among Mexican people, and it's easy to see why.  He's an unabashedly Mexican protagonist, he's unambiguously heroic, he always comes out on top, and he's a clever trickster on the level of Bugs Bunny.  Say what you will about the rest of his village, the character himself is hardly a negative portrayal.
 
2022-08-12 1:30:27 PM  

Last Man on Earth: dallylamma: EdgeRunner: dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.

Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.

I mean, might as well replace the legally problematic star with a racially problematic star...right?

He's actually wildly popular among Mexican people, and it's easy to see why.  He's an unabashedly Mexican protagonist, he's unambiguously heroic, he always comes out on top, and he's a clever trickster on the level of Bugs Bunny.  Say what you will about the rest of his village, the character himself is hardly a negative portrayal.


I was gonna say, Speedy himself isn't the problem, it's the other characters on the show that have the negative stereotypes.
 
2022-08-12 1:31:34 PM  

smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.


It's easy, deepfake the Batgirl actress face on his. Kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
 
2022-08-12 1:44:15 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Dude belongs in jail, not on camera.


At this rate how much longer until he holds public office?
 
2022-08-12 2:02:16 PM  
*Grodd
 
2022-08-12 2:06:45 PM  
PUBLISHED AUG 05, 2022
 
2022-08-12 2:54:29 PM  

Boojum2k: I suspect every time Ezra appears in the news lately, WB execs down a bottle of bourbon and Tums.


Basically Ashley from The Boys.

Constantly ripping her own hair and having f'ed up sex to deal with the stress.
 
2022-08-12 5:47:08 PM  
From August 5th, old news!
 
2022-08-12 7:13:38 PM  
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Just give us the return of Keaton's Batman already.
 
2022-08-12 7:50:08 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Last Man on Earth: dallylamma: EdgeRunner: dallylamma: smilingcorpse: Kris_Romm: He's probably in almost every frame of the movie, or they'd reshoot.

That actually is the word. They either release or don't. Reshoots aren't possible.

They should just rotoscope animate the whole thing, and put like...Bugs Bunny's face over Miller's.

Not Speedy Gonzales? He should be the go-to for a Flash movie.

I mean, might as well replace the legally problematic star with a racially problematic star...right?

He's actually wildly popular among Mexican people, and it's easy to see why.  He's an unabashedly Mexican protagonist, he's unambiguously heroic, he always comes out on top, and he's a clever trickster on the level of Bugs Bunny.  Say what you will about the rest of his village, the character himself is hardly a negative portrayal.

I was gonna say, Speedy himself isn't the problem, it's the other characters on the show that have the negative stereotypes.


Yeah, it's not Speedy, it's Slowpoke Rodriquez et al.
 
2022-08-12 8:31:50 PM  
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