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1252 clicks; posted to Sports » on 12 Aug 2022 at 3:55 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-12 4:37:22 AM  
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2022-08-12 4:54:16 AM  
dollar bills are a common way to conceal illegal narcotics

If cutting or even tearing a piece of paper to bindle size is so difficult that using something as filthy as a dollar bill has become a popular solution because it's already the right size, then American ingenuity is in even worse shape than even the gloomiest of doomsayers have imagined.
 
2022-08-12 7:05:36 AM  
You gotta buy it behind the ol' picket fence.
 
2022-08-12 7:21:49 AM  
Renfro, 45, faces two felony charges - one for dealing cocaine between one and five grams and another for possession of cocaine... The total presumed cocaine weighed 1.86 grams.

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2022-08-12 7:54:25 AM  
Indy...cocaine...Irsay??

*Clicks*

DAMNIT!!!
 
2022-08-12 9:10:26 AM  
Hey guys, just popping over from the Anne Heche thread. What's going on in here?

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2022-08-12 10:05:12 AM  
I don't know how anyone deals with high school students on a regular basis without drinking and being on drugs.
 
2022-08-12 12:09:55 PM  
This is why I made sure none of the teams I coached won state titles.
 
2022-08-12 12:14:37 PM  

snowybunting: This is why I made sure none of the teams I coached won state titles.


He's right, Buddy of mine coached Highschool Girls Volleyball, a real class act. They one a title in 2008. Bam two days later drove a Miata over a cliff blaring "Sister Christian", powder just flying out the back like a chemtrail.

Don't win championships, not even once.
 
2022-08-12 12:30:30 PM  
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Cocaine? where?
 
2022-08-12 12:33:13 PM  

yellowjester: [Fark user image image 392x299]
Cocaine? where?


Oh nice try lady, I KNOW you can't afford it. You want the Meth 2 blocks down.
 
2022-08-12 4:46:36 PM  

knbwhite: You gotta buy it behind the ol' picket fence.


Nice reference.  Needs more love.
 
2022-08-12 9:53:14 PM  

Incog_Neeto: I don't know how anyone deals with high school students on a regular basis without drinking and being on drugs.


In my experience a lot of them are drunks, largely because it's legal and they can't get fired for it unless they drink on the job (and get caught).

I've also been told by a couple of different people that teaching middle school is usually more stressful than high school.
 
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