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(Daily Mail)   Not news: 75 year old New Yorker found dead. News: In his apartment with at least a week's worth of decay under his belt (and over it too I guess). Fark: surrounded by WMD manuals and canisters with biohazard label on them   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-08-12 5:31:46 AM  
As they are.
 
2022-08-12 5:38:13 AM  
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Dat Ass. Giggity
 
2022-08-12 5:39:51 AM  
What's he building in there?
 
2022-08-12 5:39:58 AM  
Just two weeks away from retirement.
 
2022-08-12 5:42:21 AM  
Was he peeing into the cannisters?
 
2022-08-12 5:57:30 AM  
I think it was his idea of joke - like a 'radiation warning' sticker on a lunch box left in a shared fridge
 
2022-08-12 6:00:57 AM  

Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity


Tsk tsk...ACAB
 
2022-08-12 6:02:35 AM  

balko: What's he building in there?


I swear to god I heard someone moaning low
And I keep seeing the blue light of a TV show
 
2022-08-12 6:05:24 AM  
Too much tuna
 
2022-08-12 6:06:36 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: balko: What's he building in there?

I swear to god I heard someone moaning low
And I keep seeing the blue light of a TV show


I'll tell you one thing, he's not building a playhouse for the children.
 
2022-08-12 6:15:47 AM  

Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity


And she brings her own handcuffs.
 
2022-08-12 6:17:58 AM  
Hope you haven't bought a knish from John
 
2022-08-12 6:35:48 AM  
Any classified documents there about nuclear weapons?
 
2022-08-12 6:57:50 AM  

Gleeman: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

And she brings her own handcuffs.


That's  a guy.
 
2022-08-12 6:58:11 AM  
Probably a drink with a high alcohol content like 4loco.  Or an energy drink.  I haven't checked but there is no way at least one of those two doesn't exist.
 
2022-08-12 6:59:23 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Gleeman: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

And she brings her own handcuffs.

That's  a guy.


Don't matter when it's Arcturian. - Frost
 
2022-08-12 7:03:41 AM  

Pugdaddyk: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

Tsk tsk...ACAB


Fine, I'll volunteer to show her the error of her ways.

/former oilfield ERT
//dat ass, but her thighs could be a bit thicker :P
///one of the many bennies of working in emergency response is tapping ERT ass. Or being tapped. We're all crazy, draw your own conclusions.

The things I've learned to do with a few good-quality triangular bandages. "loop tie" does not describe it :P
 
yms
2022-08-12 7:04:10 AM  
Biohazard & Cypress Hill - How It Is
Youtube dUFZ8bE3nxM
 
2022-08-12 7:06:58 AM  

OkieDookie: AlwaysRightBoy: Gleeman: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

And she brings her own handcuffs.

That's  a guy.

Don't matter when it's Arcturian. - Frost


This post won't get the respect it deserves. Hang on, I'mma get that E4 to do his knife trick...
 
2022-08-12 7:12:47 AM  
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2022-08-12 7:22:58 AM  
FTA: "The man, who has been identified as 'John the Knish man,' was found during a wellness check in Cypress Hills Wednesday afternoon and was pronounced dead at the scene."

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2022-08-12 7:27:35 AM  

erewhon the opinionated: I think it was his idea of joke - like a 'radiation warning' sticker on a lunch box left in a shared fridge


"Urine Sample" label on my applejuice bottle works just dandy.
 
2022-08-12 7:36:33 AM  
Part of me is thinking "Avid Newsmax watcher", but I am willing to be surprised.

Manifesto.
Where's the manifesto?
 
2022-08-12 7:52:28 AM  

balko: What's he building in there?


What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
He has subscriptions to those magazines
He never waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from the rest of us
He's all to himself
I think I know why
He took down the tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his own, you see
He has no dog
And he has no friends
And his lawn is dying
And what about all those packages he sends?What's he building in there?
With that hook light on the stairs What's he building in there?
I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for the children
What's he building in there?Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a hardwood floor
And I swear to god I heard someone moaning low
And I keep seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show
He has a router and a table saw
And you won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink of course
But there's also enough formaldehyde to choke a horseWhat's he building in there?
What the hell is he building in there?
I heard he has an ex-wife
In some place called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a consulting business in Indonesia
But what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little time in jail
I heard he was up on the roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune he's always whistling
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?We have a right to know...Source: MusixmatchSongwriters: Thomas Alan WaitsWhat's He Building? lyrics © Jalma Music
 
2022-08-12 7:58:47 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Gleeman: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

And she brings her own handcuffs.

That's  a guy.


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2022-08-12 8:10:09 AM  

Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity


I guess it's ok, but it's mostly hidden by the bus.
 
2022-08-12 8:12:43 AM  

erewhon the opinionated: I think it was his idea of joke - like a 'radiation warning' sticker on a lunch box left in a shared fridge


I put this on my fence
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Someone asked me about it and I told them it's a warning because my dogs poop in the yard.
Sold the house 4 years ago.  The sign is still there.
 
2022-08-12 8:16:57 AM  

OkieDookie: AlwaysRightBoy: Gleeman: Tom-Servo: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x736]

Dat Ass. Giggity

And she brings her own handcuffs.

That's  a guy.

Don't matter when it's Arcturian. - Frost


Voyage to Arctures?  farking book tripped me out.
 
2022-08-12 8:28:59 AM  
Was he diabetic?
 
2022-08-12 8:35:26 AM  
Stanley Goodspeed has things in hand, not to worry.

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2022-08-12 8:46:51 AM  
This is how I want to go...without fanfare, in a chair, and with mysterious things surrounding me, causing people to wonder and worry what I was up to.
 
2022-08-12 8:47:16 AM  
Are we taking odds on who he voted for in the last presidential election?
 
2022-08-12 9:03:37 AM  
fitting...

He was a most peculiar man
That's what Mrs. Reardon says, and she should know
She lived upstairs from him
She said he was a most peculiar man

He was a most peculiar man
He lived all alone within a house
Within a room, within himself
A most peculiar man

He had no friends, he seldom spoke
And no one in turn ever spoke to him
'Cause he wasn't friendly and he didn't care
And he wasn't like them
Oh, no, he was a most peculiar man

He died last Saturday
He turned on the gas and he went to sleep
With the windows closed so he'd never wake up
To his silent world and his tiny room
And Mrs. Reardon says he has a brother somewhere
Who should be notified soon

And all the people said, "What a shame that he's dead
But wasn't he a most peculiar man?"


--Paul Simon
 
2022-08-12 9:18:09 AM  
Were there any pamphlets about the 12 monkeys anywhere in the apartment?
 
2022-08-12 9:44:22 AM  
Notepad's getting a workout lately.
*pulls out notepad and pen*
"Don't... visit... New York City... for about 3 weeks."

Got it.
 
2022-08-12 9:45:52 AM  

Literally Addicted: This is how I want to go...without fanfare, in a chair, and with mysterious things surrounding me, causing people to wonder and worry what I was up to.


I'm kind of hoping that the things in question will be sex toys of meticulous composition & unusual appearance, though, not weapons of mass destruction and unknown schematics.
 
2022-08-12 9:59:50 AM  
Drug dealers and terrorists: never sample your own product.
 
2022-08-12 10:22:09 AM  

unchellmatt: FTA: "The man, who has been identified as 'John the Knish man,' was found during a wellness check in Cypress Hills Wednesday afternoon and was pronounced dead at the scene."

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Did they find that he slapped that ham in the frying pan?
 
2022-08-12 10:51:38 AM  

balko: What's he building in there?


Decomp off gasses?
 
2022-08-12 10:58:00 AM  

uttertosh: erewhon the opinionated: I think it was his idea of joke - like a 'radiation warning' sticker on a lunch box left in a shared fridge

"Urine Sample" label on my applejuice bottle works just dandy.


About your "apple juice..."
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2022-08-12 12:13:15 PM  

FormlessOne: Literally Addicted: This is how I want to go...without fanfare, in a chair, and with mysterious things surrounding me, causing people to wonder and worry what I was up to.

I'm kind of hoping that the things in question will be sex toys of meticulous composition & unusual appearance, though, not weapons of mass destruction and unknown schematics.


Either way, the National Archives is now missing fewer documents from the Trump administration...
 
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