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5020 clicks; posted to Politics » on 12 Aug 2022 at 6:43 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 10:08:23 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:14:41 PM  
Ho-hum
 
2022-08-11 10:16:17 PM  
Keep digging, Rafael.
 
2022-08-11 10:30:50 PM  
Cry moar

Unfortunately, I don't think the FBI has anything on Cruz. Well, except maybe the zodiac killer thing
 
2022-08-11 10:33:19 PM  
The agency is targeting Americans who disagree with Joe Biden.

Name them.
 
2022-08-11 10:42:06 PM  
Cruz is lazy and boring.
 
2022-08-11 10:50:09 PM  
All these fascists stuck their dicks in the same mudpuddle
 
2022-08-11 10:59:51 PM  

BretMavrik: The agency is targeting Americans who disagree with Joe Biden.

Name them.


They are mostly just tourists.
 
2022-08-11 11:06:23 PM  
At some point you'd think they get tired of making excuses for TFG?
 
2022-08-11 11:06:43 PM  
Ted only knows this because Bill Barr told him so.
 
2022-08-11 11:42:11 PM  
I've heard that fall is nice in Canada.
 
2022-08-12 2:11:43 AM  
"CRUZ TALKS TRUMP" - A Bad Lip Reading of Ted Cruz
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2022-08-12 6:44:41 AM  

Circusdog320: At some point you'd think they get tired of making excuses for TFG?


They are terrified of losing the Magat vote.
 
2022-08-12 6:45:51 AM  
'Sokay, Rafael. You've got this.

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2022-08-12 6:46:34 AM  

no1curr: Unfortunately, I don't think the FBI has anything on Cruz. Well, except maybe the zodiac killer thing


If they don't, it's because they haven't been politicized.  Probably 90% of Congress have legal skeletons that could (or, if brought out, at least should) ruin their careers.  They're not usually monitored that closely, on the up and up, and they're not usually pilloried in public.

If the FBI were actually a Democrat attack dog, there'd be a lot of Republican heads bouncing down the Capitol's steps, metaphorically speaking.
 
2022-08-12 6:46:59 AM  

no1curr: Cry moar

Unfortunately, I don't think the FBI has anything on Cruz. Well, except maybe the zodiac killer thing


CIA never did say Ted's dad wasn't a suspect in the JFK assassination.
 
2022-08-12 6:47:08 AM  
Teddy seems to forget who was President between Obama and Biden.
 
2022-08-12 6:48:09 AM  
Cruz: It's okay to steal nuclear secrets if we do it!
 
2022-08-12 6:48:59 AM  

UncleDirtNap: Teddy seems to forget who was President between Obama and Biden.


Or that he voted for the law Donnie One Term signed that turned taking White House documents into a federal prison felony.
 
2022-08-12 6:49:13 AM  
Weaponized under Obama, continued under Biden.

Good lord, an unbroken seamless line of presidencies using the FBI for political gain. Yes siree. Nobody could even wedge a foot in there to stop it.

If only someone ELSE could have been president between these two, maybe even someone with control of both houses of Congress and a sympathetic judiciary... then MAYBE the horrible evil no-good very bad FBI could have been stopped.
 
2022-08-12 6:50:02 AM  
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2022-08-12 6:50:23 AM  
Republicans: The government is corrupt!
Also Republicans: Put me in charge
 
2022-08-12 6:51:10 AM  
He stole and likely sold state secrets, you farking choad.
 
2022-08-12 6:52:29 AM  
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2022-08-12 6:55:55 AM  
Blah blah blah
 
2022-08-12 6:56:47 AM  
Well of course the FBI has become politicized, just not the way Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz wants to believe.

He, and the GOP, are spreading propaganda, again. The FBI IS in fact going after anti-American traitors since the January 6th coup attempt. This isn't like McCarthyism, blindly fear mongering Communism, the FBI is finding more Fascist ideological groups that happen to be part of the GOP.
 
2022-08-12 6:57:53 AM  
Now, is he upset about Mar A Lardo getting raided or is he worried DOJ is about to need to talk to him about his texts and emails with Alex Jones.

He's Probably got a bug out bag and a ticket to Calgary already.

"What? No, I didn't renoonce my Canadian citizenship. Why would I do something like that there, eh? I've always been a prood Son of the Maple. As Master P would say, I'm 'boot it, boot it.'l
 
2022-08-12 6:57:55 AM  
Wasn't there a preznit between Obama and Biden? I'm not so good at history.
 
2022-08-12 6:59:07 AM  
After several consecutive kicks in the nuts I guess they need something to rally around.

Other than swollen nuts.
 
2022-08-12 6:59:17 AM  
Always with the projection.  TFG tried to corrupt them, as he corrupts everything.
 
2022-08-12 6:59:22 AM  
Isn't the current head of the FBI a Trump appointee?
 
2022-08-12 7:00:24 AM  
ok, I just saw an attack ad on Garland...why?

Not like I can vote for or against him
 
2022-08-12 7:01:06 AM  

Skyfrog: Circusdog320: At some point you'd think they get tired of making excuses for TFG?

They are terrified of losing the Magat vote.


And when the fat piece of sh*t finally dies, they're going to lose it anyway.
 
2022-08-12 7:01:16 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Isn't the current head of the FBI a Trump appointee?



None of this has to make sense.

Here:

-Dems are satanic lizard people who eat babies
-Trump is a God king who can do no wrong

Everything flows from that.
 
2022-08-12 7:02:05 AM  

ilambiquated: Wasn't there a preznit between Obama and Biden? I'm not so good at history.


I don't know if it was a president so much as a twisted Make A Wish stunt with a child who turned out to be not dying, just a dipshiat. Loved hamberders and sitting in big boy trucks making engine noises. Round the same time, there was a big Slovenian herpes outbreak in the Secret Service.
 
2022-08-12 7:03:26 AM  
Everything Ted does is a cynical gamble that when Trump is gone, he can step in and say "I was always his biggest supporter.  Choose me as his heir."

It won't work.  Nobody likes Ted Cruz.
 
2022-08-12 7:04:06 AM  

Hyjamon: ok, I just saw an attack ad on Garland...why?

Not like I can vote for or against him


Republicans have to keep waving their hands around at all times just to keep their slack-jawed base engaged. The topic doesn't really matter, it's all just buzzwords and innuendo anyway.
 
2022-08-12 7:06:12 AM  
So Twumpy's hand-picked FBI successor, and the judge he nominated that signed off on the warrant, are all part of seekrit cabal out to get him. TFG must be the biggest idiot in the history of idiots to have appointed people like that to their jobs.
 
2022-08-12 7:07:46 AM  

Hyjamon: ok, I just saw an attack ad on Garland...why?

Not like I can vote for or against him


So that the base will be mad at Garland and not Trump when it's revealed Trump stole national secrets and sold them off. They need an enemy and a reason to dismiss the things happening in front of them.
 
2022-08-12 7:10:02 AM  

odinsposse: Hyjamon: ok, I just saw an attack ad on Garland...why?

Not like I can vote for or against him

So that the base will be mad at Garland and not Trump when it's revealed Trump stole national secrets and sold them off. They need an enemy and a reason to dismiss the things happening in front of them.


They'll blame the Saudis for tricking him.

Way they look at it, they can say it if they use the word "sand" first.
 
2022-08-12 7:11:45 AM  
Selling nuclear secrets tends to end badly for people in this country. Republicans should be worried. Trump could be in some very serious trouble.
 
2022-08-12 7:12:30 AM  

BretMavrik: The agency is targeting Americans who disagree with Joe Biden.

Name them.


People that disagree with Joe Biden also happen to be the people that help Trump commit crimes. So he's not technically lying, he's just not publicizing that second part, even if everyone knows it.
 
2022-08-12 7:15:41 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Hyjamon: ok, I just saw an attack ad on Garland...why?

Not like I can vote for or against him

Republicans have to keep waving their hands around at all times just to keep their slack-jawed base engaged. The topic doesn't really matter, it's all just buzzwords and innuendo anyway.


thanks, I can see that reason.  Also had beer bro in it and something about protecting kids and police
 
2022-08-12 7:15:49 AM  
Nah, this isn't him being nervous. This is him stoking fear and resentment to incite his base ahead of the November midterms. He's using the Trump FBI warrant to fundraise and continue to escalate tensions because winning is far more important to him than human life.
 
2022-08-12 7:18:59 AM  

Mr. carrot: Nah, this isn't him being nervous. This is him stoking fear and resentment to incite his base ahead of the November midterms. He's using the Trump FBI warrant to fundraise and continue to escalate tensions because winning is far more important to him than human life.


I wouldn't assume that he cares about any election without him on the ballot.
 
2022-08-12 7:20:18 AM  

Alphax: Mr. carrot: Nah, this isn't him being nervous. This is him stoking fear and resentment to incite his base ahead of the November midterms. He's using the Trump FBI warrant to fundraise and continue to escalate tensions because winning is far more important to him than human life.

I wouldn't assume that he cares about any election without him on the ballot.


I doubt he likes being in the minority. It's difficult to make money passing laws that way.
 
2022-08-12 7:21:00 AM  

Mr. carrot: Nah, this isn't him being nervous. This is him stoking fear and resentment to incite his base ahead of the November midterms. He's using the Trump FBI warrant to fundraise and continue to escalate tensions because winning is far more important to him than human life.


Donnie's legal fees are siphoning off most of the money the GQP has raised.
 
2022-08-12 7:21:38 AM  

BretMavrik: The agency is targeting Americans who disagree with Joe Biden.

Name them.


What's weird is that means Rafael thinks the FBI can only target people they agree with
 
2022-08-12 7:26:44 AM  
So if Joe Biden believes America's nuclear weapons secrets shouldn't be stored in the cabinet next to the ketchup cannon at the Mar-a-Lago's omelet bar just waiting for the day Putin finally calls in all the markers and Donnie has no more children left to hand over to the FBS?
 
2022-08-12 7:28:41 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: So if Joe Biden believes America's nuclear weapons secrets shouldn't be stored in the cabinet next to the ketchup cannon at the Mar-a-Lago's omelet bar just waiting for the day Putin finally calls in all the markers and Donnie has no more children left to hand over to the FBS?


Don't be so tacky.

They were stored next to I'M ERIC's macaroni art pictures (2010-2014 collection) and Donnie's Swedish erotica laserdiscs.
 
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