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2022-08-11 10:08:32 PM  
He's no match for
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2022-08-11 10:09:34 PM  
"The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man
 
2022-08-11 10:12:26 PM  
*looks outside at my rhododendron bushes*
 
2022-08-11 10:12:47 PM  
*glances over to my beehives*
 
2022-08-11 10:13:58 PM  

beezeltown: "The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man


Bear E. Juana
The Bearanstoned Bear
Dopey the Bear
Ursa Majorly High
 
2022-08-11 11:15:23 PM  
intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
 
2022-08-11 11:23:54 PM  

BigMax: beezeltown: "The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man

Bear E. Juana
The Bearanstoned Bear
Dopey the Bear
Ursa Majorly High


literally anything after Beary Garcia is runner-up at best. I mean - hallucinogenic honey
 
2022-08-12 12:38:19 AM  

Bootleg: intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.


From The Guardian:

Mad honey, or "deli bal" in Turkish, is produced in small quantities by beekeepers in the Kaçkar mountains above the Black Sea, the only place in the world other than the foothills of the Himalayas where indigenous species of rhododendrons produce a potent neurotoxin called grayanotoxin.
 
2022-08-12 12:38:19 AM  
"They sure are, tiny b!"
 
2022-08-12 1:25:37 AM  
I'd like to know more about this honey
 
2022-08-12 1:55:18 AM  
its really big shoe.
my shoe

its a really big shoe
 
2022-08-12 2:07:16 AM  
Now we have tripping bears.
I mean, why not.
 
2022-08-12 2:07:43 AM  
I shouldn't laugh, but some of that bear's poses were hilarious.

Hope it suffer long term damage from ingesting so much of that tripper's honey.
 
2022-08-12 2:08:04 AM  

Bootleg: intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.


Internet. You can just buy that stuff. I haven't had the chance to try it yet though.
 
2022-08-12 2:10:07 AM  

Trik: I shouldn't laugh, but some of that bear's poses were hilarious.

Hope it didn't suffer long term damage from ingesting so much of that tripper's honey.


/ftfm

/need to proofread before hitting add comment.
 
2022-08-12 2:18:40 AM  
I''ve heard of that hallucinogenic honey. Why would I not hear about it?
 
2022-08-12 2:21:39 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: BigMax: beezeltown: "The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man

Bear E. Juana
The Bearanstoned Bear
Dopey the Bear
Ursa Majorly High

literally anything after Beary Garcia is runner-up at best. I mean - hallucinogenic honey


Timothy Beary
 
2022-08-12 2:33:14 AM  
Yeah, that bear is tripping balls.

Fun fact: hallucinogenic honey was used by followers of Dionysus to make "mad mead" for bacchanalias.
 
2022-08-12 2:36:38 AM  
Polar bear walks into the bar.
Polar bear says I'll have a gin........................... and tonic.
Bartender says "Why the big pause?"
Polar bear looks down and says "I don't know"

"My daddy had em too"
 
2022-08-12 2:40:29 AM  
What's going on in this thread?

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2022-08-12 2:42:51 AM  

Bootleg: intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.


In Turkey, where they grow wild.
 
2022-08-12 2:49:05 AM  
Winnie the Whoah or Trippy the Pooh.
 
2022-08-12 3:01:22 AM  
"Hey, man, do you know Smoking the Bear?"

Uh, I think you'll find his name is Smokey Bear.

"Ooohh, not the bear I know, man. Smoking! And be sure to ask him for some!"
 
2022-08-12 3:08:49 AM  
 
2022-08-12 3:21:35 AM  
I've seen this a million times and there's only one way to calm down a bear who's tripping too hard.

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2022-08-12 3:21:51 AM  
After reading the headline I couldn't decide what this article was going to be about.

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2022-08-12 3:40:27 AM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: BigMax: beezeltown: "The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man

Bear E. Juana
The Bearanstoned Bear
Dopey the Bear
Ursa Majorly High

literally anything after Beary Garcia is runner-up at best. I mean - hallucinogenic honey


Why else did you think the dancing bears are dancing?

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2022-08-12 3:42:30 AM  

dbrunker: After reading the headline I couldn't decide what this article was going to be about.

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2022-08-12 3:56:29 AM  
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You got that right, Tiny E!
 
2022-08-12 4:50:25 AM  
Only way to talk the bear down...

Ask President Carter - SNL
Youtube -68iTvhWNB0


/he's a living organism on this planet
//he's very beary safe
///he's just taken a heavy drug
 
2022-08-12 4:57:49 AM  
"Whoa, check it out; my paws are HUGE"

They can touch anything but themselves.

/ Oh, wait
 
2022-08-12 5:50:07 AM  

Stud Gerbil: What's going on in this thread?

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Fun fact: during the shooting both bears were tripping; BooBoo on weed and Yogi on LSD.
 
2022-08-12 6:24:45 AM  

beezeltown: "The ministry said the bear is in good health and will eventually be returned to the wild. It asked social media users to help come up with a name"

Beary Garcia
Hunter S. Ursus
Trippington Bear
Dave's not Bear, man


Bearence McKenna
 
2022-08-12 6:33:30 AM  

Bootleg: intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.


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Just don't get caught eating it.
 
2022-08-12 6:46:27 AM  

phlegmmo: Bootleg: intoxicated from consuming a large amount of hallucinogenic honey.

Question: Where might one find some of this hallucinogenic honey? Hypothetically speaking, of course.

From The Guardian:

Mad honey, or "deli bal" in Turkish, is produced in small quantities by beekeepers in the Kaçkar mountains above the Black Sea, the only place in the world other than the foothills of the Himalayas where indigenous species of rhododendrons produce a potent neurotoxin called grayanotoxin.


So... You holding?
 
2022-08-12 7:38:54 AM  
Meh, I've seen bears tripping before.
 
2022-08-12 7:50:33 AM  
Everything I learned from Winnie the Pooh makes so much sense now...
 
2022-08-12 7:58:47 AM  

Trik: I shouldn't laugh, but some of that bear's poses were hilarious.

Hope it suffer long term damage from ingesting so much of that tripper's honey.


Yeah.. suffer you piece of shiat bear.
 
2022-08-12 8:11:34 AM  
Yeah, Beary Garcia wins.
 
2022-08-12 8:20:35 AM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: Yeah, Beary Garcia wins.


I do like Timothy Beary, also.
 
2022-08-12 9:09:06 AM  

beezeltown: 7th Son of a 7th Son: Yeah, Beary Garcia wins.

I do like Timothy Beary, also.


Owsley Stanley IV

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2022-08-12 9:09:37 AM  
HOTM subby.
 
2022-08-12 9:11:41 AM  
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2022-08-12 9:31:37 AM  
I hate days like that.
Drop acid, wake up in a cage, nothing to drink.
 
2022-08-12 10:59:22 AM  
Subby: Whoa, check it out; my paws are HUGE

Hey wait, I've seen this one before.  It's a repeat of like every day on furry twitter!

/the social acceptability of paw fetishes is one of the weird features of the fandom
//What the fandom decides is and isn't taboo is always a weird gamble
///Stray too far and you risk becoming the next main character of The Furry Discourse™
 
2022-08-12 12:41:11 PM  
"Whoa, check it out; my paws are HUGE"

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2022-08-12 7:59:37 PM  
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2022-08-12 8:48:31 PM  
Why would anyone put hallucinogenic honey in a turkey in the first place?  And then leave it where a bear would find it?  Makes no sense.
 
2022-08-12 11:14:29 PM  

lilbjorn: Why would anyone put hallucinogenic honey in a turkey in the first place?  And then leave it where a bear would find it?  Makes no sense.


Mmmm, honey-roasted hallucinogens.
 
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