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7302 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 8:34 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 8:12:15 PM  
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2022-08-11 8:17:06 PM  
JFC.
 
2022-08-11 8:18:15 PM  

theteacher: JFC.


Indeed... and I'd add: FFS
 
2022-08-11 8:18:17 PM  
Jesus H.T. God Dancing Christ.
 
2022-08-11 8:18:41 PM  
The Washington Post:

Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents sought in a search of former president Donald Trump's Florida residence on Monday, according to people familiar with the investigation.

Experts in classified information said the unusual search underscores deep concern among government officials about the types of information they thought could be located at Trump's Mar-a-Lago Club and potentially in danger of falling into to the wrong hands.
 
2022-08-11 8:18:46 PM  
JFC ♾!
 
2022-08-11 8:19:13 PM  
So that's why the Saudis gave Kushner $2B...
 
2022-08-11 8:20:26 PM  
I'm telling you. Look at LIV golf!
 
2022-08-11 8:20:33 PM  
This is Biden's Hurricane Katrina Rosenberg.
 
2022-08-11 8:21:18 PM  
Gosh, I'm just sooooooo surprised.


\in case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic.
 
2022-08-11 8:22:43 PM  
Holy forking shirtballs...
 
2022-08-11 8:22:44 PM  
This is such nonsense. Donald Trump has told us he has the best memory. He would have just memorized all this information from one quick look.

#witchhunt
 
2022-08-11 8:23:54 PM  
Nuclear reminds me of that now firmer nuclear sub(?!) who took only a couple of pictures inside a classified area and is doing multiple years for it.
 
2022-08-11 8:24:08 PM  
Former dammit
 
2022-08-11 8:26:54 PM  
It's one thing to KNOW that there's no depth to which Trump will not sink.  Yet, it's still horrifying to Experience it every time.  Selling nuclear secrets FFS.   Let's hope he was still in the bidding process.
 
2022-08-11 8:27:02 PM  

JulieAzel626: This is Biden's Hurricane Katrina Rosenberg.


This made me laugh loud enough to startle a sleeping dog.
 
2022-08-11 8:27:03 PM  
It's NUC-ULAR, dummy! The 's' is silent.
 
2022-08-11 8:27:36 PM  
Washington Post reporter on MSNBC moments ago:

We don't know if the FBI found the nuclear documents.
 
2022-08-11 8:27:55 PM  
Wondering now if it  was going to be a way  he was going to make his next payment to Putin
 
2022-08-11 8:28:41 PM  
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I don't know how they thought this was going to be anything but damaging.
Well, I do, but I'm somehow still continually surprised at the depth and breadth of stupidity.
 
2022-08-11 8:29:12 PM  
Nuclear documents? Holy farking shiat.

Cmon maga chuds, lets hear you farking traitor turd terrorist lovers defend this one. Let's hear it motherfarkers. Now biatches. Let's farking hear it.
 
2022-08-11 8:29:37 PM  
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2022-08-11 8:29:39 PM  
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Information free for all
 
2022-08-11 8:30:34 PM  
The most epic way to go down. Sure we all might die because of it but, wow!
 
2022-08-11 8:30:37 PM  
JFC

He's going to run to Riyadh, isn't he?
 
2022-08-11 8:30:57 PM  
B-b-but no one's talking about OBERMER's 33 million nuclear documents!!!
 
2022-08-11 8:31:52 PM  
Oh no. If they were nuclear secrets, they might have had to bring in someone from the Departmen of Energy to collect them.

& depending on how classified they were, they might have had to bring in some patriotic soul with the highest DoE clearance, Q.

So, er, we might need to get ready for a bunch of QAnon cultic BS to get a lot noisier in the near future.
 
2022-08-11 8:32:49 PM  
Jail was my first choice, but now I'm leaning towards the Rosenberg treatment. And I'm against the death penalty.
 
2022-08-11 8:34:25 PM  
I find it hard to believe that they would let Trump have the launch codes. I doubt "the button" was ever hooked up to anything.
 
2022-08-11 8:34:33 PM  

andrewagill: Oh no. If they were nuclear secrets, they might have had to bring in someone from the Departmen of Energy to collect them.

& depending on how classified they were, they might have had to bring in some patriotic soul with the highest DoE clearance, Q.

So, er, we might need to get ready for a bunch of QAnon cultic BS to get a lot noisier in the near future.


Based on a few things in "the comment section" I've seen such people are already claiming the FBI planted this nuclear evidence at his house.
 
2022-08-11 8:35:45 PM  

JulieAzel626: andrewagill: Oh no. If they were nuclear secrets, they might have had to bring in someone from the Departmen of Energy to collect them.

& depending on how classified they were, they might have had to bring in some patriotic soul with the highest DoE clearance, Q.

So, er, we might need to get ready for a bunch of QAnon cultic BS to get a lot noisier in the near future.

Based on a few things in "the comment section" I've seen such people are already claiming the FBI planted this nuclear evidence at his house.


Good thing TFG's lawyer was there observing.
 
2022-08-11 8:35:54 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Jail was my first choice, but now I'm leaning towards the Rosenberg treatment. And I'm against the death penalty.


In this case, a Russian "sudden heart attack" would save everyone a lot of trouble.
 
2022-08-11 8:35:56 PM  
JFC.

//Bears repeating.
 
2022-08-11 8:36:01 PM  
The C&EC news from a few days ago shoulda told you that.
 
2022-08-11 8:36:41 PM  

Mugato: I find it hard to believe that they would let Trump have the launch codes. I doubt "the button" was ever hooked up to anything.


It doesn't have to be launch codes. We have lots of nuclear secrets.
 
2022-08-11 8:36:41 PM  
Yea, Trump would've totally turned all that stuff over had the FBI just asked for it instead of destroying it.

/knowing him, he wouldn't even destroy it properly
 
2022-08-11 8:36:50 PM  
I know it's not really the least bit surprising that this motherfarker was actually dumb enough to try and steal nuclear secrets - the one thing the fedgov absolutely never ever farks around with no matter how rich and powerful you are - but still. WOW.
 
2022-08-11 8:37:23 PM  

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hsu_spencer: EXCLUSIVE FBI searched Trump's home to look for nuclear documents and other items. The unusual search underscores deep concern among US officials about what information could fall into the wrong hands. via @DevlinBarrett @jdawsey1 @PerryStein @shaneharris https://t.co/Qw35hn5zwg


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SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
 
2022-08-11 8:37:42 PM  
So basically he was the mole in the Government passing this shiat on to the Russians? Republicans used to believe that Richard Nixon was a Communist mole for China, back in the days when I was a child and could agree with Republicans on some aspects of reality.
 
2022-08-11 8:37:48 PM  
Fark any Trump supporter. You are supporting someone who attempted Espionage against the United states.  To me Trump is a Traitor
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2022-08-11 8:37:55 PM  
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May he suffer the same fate.
 
2022-08-11 8:38:01 PM  
He tried to keep a nuclear football, didn't he?
 
2022-08-11 8:38:07 PM  
So, disqualified to ever be President again, for if no other reason YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM WITH THE NUCLEASR CODES
 
2022-08-11 8:38:24 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Jail was my first choice, but now I'm leaning towards the Rosenberg treatment. And I'm against the death penalty.


Since the only sense of shame possible by TFG is public appearance and his actual physical health, so I could go for making him do a walk of shame naked and firehoused to start.

Plus showing he is a horrible legitimate businessman
 
2022-08-11 8:38:28 PM  
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2022-08-11 8:38:32 PM  
 
2022-08-11 8:39:03 PM  
Some warm thoughts for sleepytime

They wouldn't have done a daylight FBI search if they weren't really certain someone high level would be doing time.

Think about it.
 
2022-08-11 8:39:17 PM  
At first I was like "There's no way that Trump could be that stupid..."

And then I realized how many times I have thought that over the last 6+ years and been exceptionally wrong.
 
2022-08-11 8:39:31 PM  
We all knew that when he invilted the Russian State Media into the Ovala Office, but is nice to see Conservatives come aroud to the truth in a last ditch defense. Hail Mary!
 
2022-08-11 8:39:56 PM  
Holy, and I can't stress this enough, shiat.
 
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