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(Some Guy)   Man arrested for dropping log onto kayakers. Hope he gets a good paddlin'   (nanaimonewsnow.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Kayak, Kayaking, Canoeing, Sea kayak, Gary O'Brien, large log, Nanaimo RCMP, short exchange  
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2975 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2022 at 11:15 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 7:59:00 PM  
As one who works in the paddling industry, I concur with this assessment. Well done submitter.
 
2022-08-11 9:00:18 PM  
Gettin' real tired having to ask "What the fuck is wrong with people?"
 
2022-08-11 9:02:33 PM  
Was it the captain's log?
 
2022-08-11 9:08:06 PM  
Anyone else click on the weather tab on some of these sites to figure out where on the Lower Upper Prince Charles Lake Outer Township might be located?
 
2022-08-11 11:17:09 PM  
Who hasn't dropped a log in the river?
 
2022-08-11 11:20:36 PM  
The man needs to eat more fiber..
 
2022-08-11 11:24:37 PM  
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but logs can farking kill you.
 
2022-08-11 11:25:44 PM  
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2022-08-11 11:26:12 PM  
But zey implored me to drop zie log on der chests!
 
2022-08-11 11:32:48 PM  

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That feels so wrong without the music.

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2022-08-11 11:34:45 PM  
What were they doing kayaking in the toilet, anyway?
 
2022-08-11 11:37:11 PM  
RTFA - Not the kind of log I was expecting .
 
2022-08-11 11:37:16 PM  

drayno76: That feels so wrong without the music.


You don't hear it in your head as you watch the .gif?
 
2022-08-11 11:38:52 PM  
You'd think people in Nanaimo would be a lot more chilled and relaxed.
 
2022-08-11 11:40:23 PM  

Ivo Shandor: drayno76: That feels so wrong without the music.

You don't hear it in your head as you watch the .gif?


Timing was all wrong.
 
2022-08-11 11:44:44 PM  
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2022-08-11 11:51:42 PM  
Dave Matthews?
 
2022-08-11 11:52:29 PM  
I already posted Andy Sixx this week.
 
2022-08-11 11:57:24 PM  

Russ1642: You'd think people in Nanaimo would be a lot more chilled and relaxed.


I think you've never been there. Think meth, crack, heroin...etc. Nice scenery though.
On another note doing this is completely wrong,
But I'd put kayakers in the same class as cyclists, cross fit folks, and the "do you even lift bro" class of insufferable people. Almost as bad as those who talk in the theatre or those don't replace the roll of toilet paper when they've used it all up. I'd like to see a Venn diagram about that.
/I am actually pretty fit.
//Just don't take my routine/self so seriously that I need to promote it..
///Wait, I kinda just did. Well, third slashie for the win!
 
2022-08-11 11:59:49 PM  
I looked at google.maps. It looks like there's only spot on the island where that could have happened. I wonder how long he was waiting up there for someone to be in range?
 
2022-08-12 12:05:25 AM  

Sleeper_agent: I looked at google.maps. It looks like there's only spot on the island where that could have happened. I wonder how long he was waiting up there for someone to be in range?


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2022-08-12 12:11:31 AM  

monkeyboycjc: Russ1642: You'd think people in Nanaimo would be a lot more chilled and relaxed.

I think you've never been there. Think meth, crack, heroin...etc. Nice scenery though.
On another note doing this is completely wrong,
But I'd put kayakers in the same class as cyclists, cross fit folks, and the "do you even lift bro" class of insufferable people. Almost as bad as those who talk in the theatre or those don't replace the roll of toilet paper when they've used it all up. I'd like to see a Venn diagram about that.
/I am actually pretty fit.
//Just don't take my routine/self so seriously that I need to promote it..
///Wait, I kinda just did. Well, third slashie for the win!


I've been there lots, but probably before they had that bad of a drug problem. I was making a joke about all the weed on the island.
 
2022-08-12 12:12:23 AM  
He should be barred from doing that.

/Obscure?
 
2022-08-12 12:46:27 AM  
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2022-08-12 12:59:31 AM  

tuckeg: He should be barred from doing that.

/Obscure?


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2022-08-12 1:09:01 AM  
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2022-08-12 1:34:50 AM  
The headline in the article could have been direct from the arresting report.

'Hey now, buddy. You could have hurt someone, there, don't you know. Might of even killed a fella. I gotta take you under arrest, now, eh.'

Perpetrator most definitely did not say 'Oh, hey, sooory there, eh.'
 
2022-08-12 1:39:03 AM  

Russ1642: monkeyboycjc: Russ1642: You'd think people in Nanaimo would be a lot more chilled and relaxed.

I think you've never been there. Think meth, crack, heroin...etc. Nice scenery though.
On another note doing this is completely wrong,
But I'd put kayakers in the same class as cyclists, cross fit folks, and the "do you even lift bro" class of insufferable people. Almost as bad as those who talk in the theatre or those don't replace the roll of toilet paper when they've used it all up. I'd like to see a Venn diagram about that.
/I am actually pretty fit.
//Just don't take my routine/self so seriously that I need to promote it..
///Wait, I kinda just did. Well, third slashie for the win!

I've been there lots, but probably before they had that bad of a drug problem. I was making a joke about all the weed on the island.


Fair enough. It is beautiful though. Most visitors wouldn't know. Two cousins OD'd there. Yeah, we have our share of farked up shiat going on in our backwoods places just like the US. Not to mention the crazy shiat that goes on in our cities. We might be a lot more polite and less likely to carry guns then our US cousins, but yeah, we have pretty much crazy/stupid ratio as the US does.
 
2022-08-12 7:18:14 AM  
Well, her SMITE button was definitely pushed..
 
2022-08-12 8:07:12 AM  
I love a good paddlin.

/kayaker
 
2022-08-12 9:05:10 AM  
I've had this happen climbing in both KY and TX, some local goober thinking it's the height of edginess to drop something down your way.

Forget snakes & bears, people are by far the most dangerous sort of wildlife you encounter.
 
2022-08-12 9:42:26 AM  

Sub Human: Was it the captain's log?


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2022-08-12 2:22:13 PM  
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2022-08-12 6:42:33 PM  
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