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6155 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 9:25 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 6:48:39 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2022-08-11 7:43:14 PM  
Garland to Trump:

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2022-08-11 7:47:02 PM  
I want them to try. I want them to put their best reasoning in-front of the judge, and the judge to deny them and release it anyway.
 
2022-08-11 7:48:27 PM  
It's almost as if he has something to hide
 
2022-08-11 8:16:54 PM  
Trump has allies?
 
2022-08-11 8:29:42 PM  
Imagine believing that the deep state woild release the real things they were planting.
 
2022-08-11 8:39:43 PM  
Farking dickweed Trump didn't expect to have his bluff called. Stupid moron.
 
2022-08-11 9:27:42 PM  
Is this just speculation from another hopium account or is there reporting?
 
2022-08-11 9:28:05 PM  

Jake Havechek: Farking dickweed Trump didn't expect to have his bluff called. Stupid moron.


Why ya gotta go and insult morons like that?
 
2022-08-11 9:28:20 PM  
"We demand transparency for the FBI raid!"
"No that's too much transparency!"
 
2022-08-11 9:28:30 PM  

Jake Havechek: Farking dickweed Trump didn't expect to have his bluff called. Stupid moron.


Art Of The Deal, indeed.

He thinks he's still up against nearly broke construction contractors who have zero chance of recouping anything from a Trump Job.  What a one trick pony.
 
2022-08-11 9:28:31 PM  
That fat orange clown is easier to play than Candyland
 
2022-08-11 9:28:41 PM  
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Garland has been setting this shiat up for years.
 
2022-08-11 9:29:37 PM  
How dare the Justice Department even discuss an ongoing case, never mind try to unseal private documents while the investigation is still open. Just another example of the Dems' Trump witch hunt.
 
2022-08-11 9:29:46 PM  
Have a hearing on national television. I'm sure that it won't backfire spectacularly....
 
2022-08-11 9:30:04 PM  
You should really trust the Meidas Touch.

/yes I'm old
 
2022-08-11 9:30:17 PM  

Mugato: Trump has allies?


In the Kremlin.
 
2022-08-11 9:30:52 PM  
Today is magic.
 
2022-08-11 9:30:56 PM  
If original, bravo to headline
 
2022-08-11 9:31:06 PM  
Don't they just have to say no by tomorrow or something? It didn't sound like they even need to make a legal argument against it. They just have to look like gigantic, hypocritical crybabies and we already know that is insufficient impetus to prevent them from doing anything.
 
2022-08-11 9:31:07 PM  
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise
 
2022-08-11 9:31:26 PM  

mediaho: Is this just speculation from another hopium account or is there reporting?


MSNBC just shared a New Times report that it's true, but said they had not verified it themselves.  So, it is probably true. It certainly seems like a move he would make.
 
2022-08-11 9:31:52 PM  

mediaho: Is this just speculation from another hopium account or is there reporting?


Cognitive dissonance is a biatch.
 
2022-08-11 9:32:07 PM  

Mugato: Trump has allies?


Otherwise known as co-conspirators.
 
2022-08-11 9:32:43 PM  
I feel like as an Eeyore I never really considered "caught stealing motherfarking nuclear secrets" as a possible path to trouble for Donnie.

I'm really sorry for not taking that into account.
 
2022-08-11 9:33:06 PM  
Trumpers: We need the FBI to explain themselves!

FBI: Okay. "Dear Federal Magistrate, we'd like to unseal the warrant and the inventory."

Trumpers:
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2022-08-11 9:33:31 PM  
Considering that one of the things they were looking for (and likely found since DOJ said anything about it) was stolen nuclear secrets, I don't imagine the judge is going to be very friendly. Oops.
 
2022-08-11 9:33:36 PM  

Gonzo317: mediaho: Is this just speculation from another hopium account or is there reporting?

MSNBC just shared a New Times report that it's true, but said they had not verified it themselves.  So, it is probably true. It certainly seems like a move he would make.


Thanks. If someone has a link, I'd appreciate it. I'm 1/4 through All In w/Chris Hayes so I'm probably behind at least 2 crimes and 6 scandals.
 
2022-08-11 9:33:49 PM  

UNC_Samurai: That fat orange clown is easier to play than Candyland


Fun Fact: my beloved baby sister kept trying to cheat at Candy Land when she was little. She is now ~26 and loves being reminded that she could not win at Candyland...even though she cheated.

/ What is good for the goose...is good for the gander
 
2022-08-11 9:33:53 PM  

iheartscotch: Have a hearing on national television. I'm sure that it won't backfire spectacularly....


"Same answer."
 
2022-08-11 9:33:53 PM  
Pathetic loser *spits*
 
2022-08-11 9:34:09 PM  
If you think this is an reliable source of news... you're a fool.
 
2022-08-11 9:34:33 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: mediaho: Is this just speculation from another hopium account or is there reporting?

Cognitive dissonance is a biatch.


I would imagine. Do tell, you poor thing.
 
2022-08-11 9:35:21 PM  
"LOOK AT HOW UNFAIR THIS IS!!!1!1!"

"Wait no, don't look THAT closely..."
 
2022-08-11 9:35:25 PM  

omg bbq: I feel like as an Eeyore I never really considered "caught stealing motherfarking nuclear secrets" as a possible path to trouble for Donnie.

I'm really sorry for not taking that into account.


Do you speak for the Council of Eeyores...or just yourself?
 
2022-08-11 9:35:27 PM  
GoP: Garland you must explain yourself.

Garland: OK

GoP: NOT LIKE THAT!
 
2022-08-11 9:36:03 PM  
Of course he's fighting the unsealing. He can make up anything he wants until the facts come out. The fact that he's trying to stop the facts from coming out is a detail that won't penetrate to the people who are only peripherally aware of politics. All they hear are headlines, and as long as the headlines aren't "TRUMP ATTEMPTS SALE OF US NUCLEAR SECRETS" he can claim that the whole thing is a hit job.
 
2022-08-11 9:36:23 PM  
Well Obama took 99 bazillion papers so just how many of those do you suppose were even way way worse, huh?
 
2022-08-11 9:36:52 PM  
This will become the textbook example of "Damned if you do, and damned if you don't"
 
2022-08-11 9:37:14 PM  
I'm becoming mildly intrigued that there's been a true rope-a-dope strategy.

Please make it so.
 
2022-08-11 9:37:15 PM  
Well they better get a move on. They have only 17 hours and 23 minutes to tell the judge why they think the warrant shouldn't be unsealed.
 
2022-08-11 9:37:18 PM  
TFG: "I support the release!"
DoJ: "Okay, done."
TFG: "No, wait! I oppose the release!"
DoJ: "Chew harder."
TFG: "Chew harder?"
DoJ: "Yes. Chew harder because that's tough shiat. We're releasing it anyway!"
 
2022-08-11 9:37:29 PM  

omg bbq: I feel like as an Eeyore I never really considered "caught stealing motherfarking nuclear secrets" as a possible path to trouble for Donnie.

I'm really sorry for not taking that into account.


Compared to what we all believed he had done... This is horrifying.

If the Saudis are able to accomplish anything with what they received, an attack on Tel Aviv is well within the realm of possibility.
 
2022-08-11 9:37:40 PM  

K3rberos: Don't they just have to say no by tomorrow or something? It didn't sound like they even need to make a legal argument against it. They just have to look like gigantic, hypocritical crybabies and we already know that is insufficient impetus to prevent them from doing anything.


No, now they have to make a legal argument why not releasing the warrant overrides the public interest, which they whipped up with their comical whining.

/Oh, the irony
 
2022-08-11 9:37:49 PM  

omg bbq: Today is magic.


This whole week has been an embarrassment of riches!
 
2022-08-11 9:38:28 PM  
I simply do not understand how he has not had a massive stroke or heart attack or aneurysm by now. Something in that garbage sack has to fail eventually.
 
2022-08-11 9:38:41 PM  

Jake Havechek: Farking dickweed Trump didn't expect to have his bluff called. Stupid moron.


To be fair, we ALL thought Merrick Garland was sitting on his thumb.

/so happy to be proven wrong
//tears...tears of joy on the side of my face....breathing breaths....heaving breaths....HEAVING!!!
 
2022-08-11 9:39:00 PM  
Gitmo.  Then a trip to point nemo.

Problem solved.
 
2022-08-11 9:39:01 PM  

K3rberos: Don't they just have to say no by tomorrow or something? It didn't sound like they even need to make a legal argument against it. They just have to look like gigantic, hypocritical crybabies and we already know that is insufficient impetus to prevent them from doing anything.


No, that's just to object.  If they object by the deadline, they have to plead their case to prevent unsealing everything to a judge in a couple weeks.

If they don't officially object, it's unsealed.
 
2022-08-11 9:39:07 PM  

omg bbq: I feel like as an Eeyore I never really considered "caught stealing motherfarking nuclear secrets" as a possible path to trouble for Donnie.

I'm really sorry for not taking that into account.


I mean...I really stopped putting anything past the motherfarker after he tried to overthrow his own government in a plan that included publicly hanging his own vice president.
 
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