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(NBC News)   Of course the Cincinnati FBI field office crasher with a nail gun was in D.C. on January 6. Anyways, he's dead   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, FBI Cincinnati, J. Edgar Hoover, law enforcement sources, Law enforcement agency, Special agent, FBI building, Ford Crown Victoria  
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6406 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 7:25 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 6:22:46 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:36:28 PM  
At the end of the day, I think we can all appreciate him saving us money on two trials.
 
2022-08-11 6:40:11 PM  
Good.
 
2022-08-11 6:40:58 PM  
Nothing of value was lost
 
2022-08-11 6:41:45 PM  
Good. I wish they could bring him back just to kill him one more time.
 
2022-08-11 6:41:50 PM  

1981.911.sc: Nothing of value was lost


Hey, now, someone's gonna have to patch the holes he made.
 
2022-08-11 6:42:45 PM  
He died doing what he loved which is why he's dead.
 
2022-08-11 6:43:05 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:44:09 PM  

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hahahahaha
 
2022-08-11 6:46:31 PM  
Well, FA with the FBI and you do general FO, as this jerkoff did.
 
2022-08-11 6:48:03 PM  
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I'll give him this: "I thought I had a way though bullet proof glass and I didn't" are memorable last words, at least. Stupid, but memorable.

/ I guess that explains what he was trying to do with the nail gun.
 
2022-08-11 6:48:18 PM  

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While what?
 
2022-08-11 6:48:52 PM  

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Goddammit, I really hate when they leave us on cliffhangers like this and are then suddenly cancelled!
 
2022-08-11 6:49:41 PM  

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That's f*cking sad as sh*t.
That person was broken.
 
2022-08-11 6:51:08 PM  

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While what?


Probably similar to the fate of Trevor the Vampire.

Strong Bad Email #10 - Trevor the Vampire
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2022-08-11 6:51:58 PM  

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While what?


Covfefe!
 
2022-08-11 6:52:02 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:52:09 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:52:56 PM  

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That's f*cking sad as sh*t.
That person was broken.


That's how stochastic terrorism works. Thanks, GQP.
 
2022-08-11 6:54:10 PM  

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Now he's one dead motherfarker.
 
2022-08-11 6:57:49 PM  
He is dead?
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2022-08-11 6:59:30 PM  
Wait, did law enforcement actually shoot and kill a White guy? Whoa.
 
2022-08-11 7:01:24 PM  

Badmoodman: Wait, did law enforcement actually shoot and kill a White guy? Whoa.


Depends on who you ask - most right wingers don't consider the FBI to be law enforcement anymore because they were meanie heads to cheetolini.
 
2022-08-11 7:09:56 PM  
I'm hoping the cops had time for a re-enactment of the Casino corn field scene.
 
2022-08-11 7:10:09 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:15:56 PM  

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Holy shiat! Is that really him? 😂😂😂😂
 
2022-08-11 7:24:44 PM  

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The dumbass who whined about tyranny gave his life for a tyrant.
 
2022-08-11 7:26:23 PM  

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I'll give him this: "I thought I had a way though bullet proof glass and I didn't" are memorable last words, at least. Stupid, but memorable.

/ I guess that explains what he was trying to do with the nail gun.


TBF its called bullet proof glass not nail proof glass. and well little ricky missed that physics class where they explained kinetic energy and why bullets have more than nails and hit with more force.
 
2022-08-11 7:26:32 PM  
Some obituaries are read with great pleasure.
 
2022-08-11 7:26:44 PM  
More of this please.
 
2022-08-11 7:26:48 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:27:45 PM  

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Did...did he think a nail gun was going through bulletproof glass?
 
2022-08-11 7:28:21 PM  
If you're nazi and you're dead it's your fault
If you're nazi and you're dead it's your fault
If you stormed the FBI and took a bullet to the eye
If you're nazi and you're dead it's your fault
 
2022-08-11 7:28:33 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:28:46 PM  

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I'll give him this: "I thought I had a way though bullet proof glass and I didn't" are memorable last words, at least. Stupid, but memorable.

/ I guess that explains what he was trying to do with the nail gun.


He saw it on TikTok. Oops

Dumbfark. Hope he didn't breed
 
2022-08-11 7:28:53 PM  
Ricky Shiffer didn't manage to kill anyone, but @FoxNews and @GOP shouldn't feel down about it: you did your best. You left it all on the field.


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2022-08-11 7:28:56 PM  
Smoked another terrorist.

Damn, Dark Brandon is deadly.
 
2022-08-11 7:29:01 PM  
Oh well.

Anyways what's for dinner?
 
2022-08-11 7:29:32 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:30:16 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:30:25 PM  
I'm wondering how long it will take the in crowd to come in and attack Biden about this...
 
2022-08-11 7:30:28 PM  
Finally one of those Jan 6 wackos gets an appropriate punishment.
 
2022-08-11 7:30:41 PM  
farked around. Found out.
Good riddance.
 
2022-08-11 7:30:44 PM  
Ha ha, Ricky, you died for Trump.
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2022-08-11 7:30:54 PM  
I am sure the "Back the blue" conservatives will be here soon to tell us that if he had just complied with lawful orders he would be alive, right?
 
2022-08-11 7:31:37 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:31:50 PM  
And nothing of value is lost.
 
2022-08-11 7:31:56 PM  

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Did...did he think a nail gun was going through bulletproof glass?


Nails aren't bullets.  Chessmate.
 
2022-08-11 7:32:18 PM  
Dick Shiffer.

Sounds like an unpopular career option.
 
2022-08-11 7:32:19 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: He died doing what he loved which is why he's dead.


farking around and finding out.
 
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