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(Politico)   Despite moving to unseal the warrant and possibly outmaneuvering TFG, the GQP says Garland and the DoJ process is still illegitimate because A) the God-Emperor says so B) the FBI didn't leave a mint on TFG's pillow C) Garland read from notes?   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution, Justice Department's move, portions of the search warrant, long time, Donald Trump, Republicans, September 11 attacks, Trump estate FBI search  
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2022-08-11 8:56:33 PM  
Same reason why they think the 1/6 Committee hearings are bogus because they read from teleprompters. How dare they come prepared.

When the seized items match what's on the warrant their (yawn) "witch hunt" argument goes up in smoke.
 
2022-08-11 9:57:10 PM  
His notes didn't have gold fringe.
 
2022-08-11 9:57:21 PM  
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2022-08-11 9:57:53 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Same reason why they think the 1/6 Committee hearings are bogus because they read from teleprompters. How dare they come prepared.

When the seized items match what's on the warrant their (yawn) "witch hunt" argument goes up in smoke.


You silly goose, that will just convince them even more that all the stuff was planted by the FBI as part of the titanic conspiracy to prevent their God-Emperor from returning to his throne and destroying all of their enemies.
 
2022-08-11 9:58:13 PM  
It's almost like they don't believe in anything, have no morals or ethics, and are beyond comfortable with being hyperbolic turds, so no matter what happens they'll complain. Weird.
 
2022-08-11 9:58:39 PM  
In other words

THEY GOT NOTHIN!
 
2022-08-11 9:59:01 PM  
Have they tried lowering taxes?
 
2022-08-11 9:59:37 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:00:25 PM  
Can Merrick Garland please, please, please appoint some special team to get to the bottom of the Hunter Biden scandal? Let's just blow that up already, I'm so sick of hearing about it.
 
2022-08-11 10:01:26 PM  
It is known that you can't trust people who read
 
2022-08-11 10:02:45 PM  

JerkStore: Can Merrick Garland please, please, please appoint some special team to get to the bottom of the Hunter Biden scandal? Let's just blow that up already, I'm so sick of hearing about it.


fark that. Don't indulge their nonsense. It won't achieve the "shut them up" you think it will.
 
2022-08-11 10:03:10 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:03:21 PM  
Trump has a copy of the warrant, a list of everything they were looking for, and a list of everything which was seized.  He could have released it Monday and proven the FBI's actions to be politically-motivated harassment.  He did not do this.  Instead, he biatched, moaned, and sent out fundraising emails.
 
2022-08-11 10:03:28 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:04:12 PM  
LOL.  I just realized the FBI must have coordinated with the NYAG to time the raid when Trump wasn't there, probably so they wouldn't have to deal with his nonsense.
 
2022-08-11 10:04:34 PM  
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WHY WON'T THEY TREAT OUR BULLSHIAT THING THE SAME WAY THEY TREAT THIS VERY REAL THING?!
 
2022-08-11 10:06:01 PM  
The FBI could have walked out of Maralago with yellowcake uranium and these seditious pecker heads would dismiss it as nothing. They don't care about the truth, the law, or the country. Just power.
 
2022-08-11 10:06:29 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Same reason why they think the 1/6 Committee hearings are bogus because they read from teleprompters. How dare they come prepared.

When the seized items match what's on the warrant their (yawn) "witch hunt" argument goes up in smoke.


Nah, they'll just pivot to "Hunter Biden's Laptop" or Buttery Males.
 
2022-08-11 10:07:04 PM  
Magachud terrorist traitors are awfully quiet on fark dot com tonight.
 
2022-08-11 10:07:13 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:08:43 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Herb Utsmelz: Same reason why they think the 1/6 Committee hearings are bogus because they read from teleprompters. How dare they come prepared.

When the seized items match what's on the warrant their (yawn) "witch hunt" argument goes up in smoke.

You silly goose, that will just convince them even more that all the stuff was planted by the FBI as part of the titanic conspiracy to prevent their God-Emperor from returning to his throne and destroying all of their enemies.


Yeah I know. And when that's disproven they will eventually descend to Lizard-shaped Italian satellites and poisoned Ivermectin.
 
2022-08-11 10:09:39 PM  

JerkStore: Can Merrick Garland please, please, please appoint some special team to get to the bottom of the Hunter Biden scandal? Let's just blow that up already, I'm so sick of hearing about it.


They need to first investigate who stole me lucky charms. Then maybe figure out what the tooth fairy is doing will all those teeth.
 
2022-08-11 10:11:33 PM  

Gardenia: Herb Utsmelz: Same reason why they think the 1/6 Committee hearings are bogus because they read from teleprompters. How dare they come prepared.

When the seized items match what's on the warrant their (yawn) "witch hunt" argument goes up in smoke.

Nah, they'll just pivot to "Hunter Biden's Laptop" or Buttery Males.


I have a standard response to that.

"You have just asserted that it's OK to break the law because someone else got away with it. Try that in court next time you get a ticket and don't say I didn't warn you that your argument is horsesh*t."
 
2022-08-11 10:12:59 PM  
Prompter gate??!

Let's find out who's really behind this!
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2022-08-11 10:22:16 PM  
You really should see all the deflecting on Fox News site right now, it's hilarious
 
2022-08-11 10:23:52 PM  
If you take a look at far right wing FreeRepublic message threads, you'll see theyre taking things surprisingly well today

Just kidding, theyre causing me repetitive facepalming injuries with their naked idiocy.

Example Freeper comment in a whiny thread about the FBI head:
"I can't believe Biden appointed such a political hack. No way Republicans would have allowed his confirmation"
 
2022-08-11 10:24:07 PM  
Think Merrick Garland will apply the same standards to Hunter Biden?

Oh, are there classified nuclear documents on "the laptop"? Because otherwise, thus is an apples and left handed can openers comparison.
 
2022-08-11 10:24:52 PM  
Readin' offa them cards means y'all bein' controlled by the Jews!
 
2022-08-11 10:28:34 PM  
Yeah, I just checked, a few threads down from this is a thing about how Donnie has until 3 tomorrow.

So which is it? Does he get to block it before 3 tomorrow? Or does he have to fight to keep it from getting released?

Would sure be nice if these farking media outlets could at least get in the same book... Getting on the same page is impossible, but if they could just all be looking in the same goddamn book, it would be less confusing.
 
2022-08-11 10:30:08 PM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, I just checked, a few threads down from this is a thing about how Donnie has until 3 tomorrow.

So which is it? Does he get to block it before 3 tomorrow? Or does he have to fight to keep it from getting released?

Would sure be nice if these farking media outlets could at least get in the same book... Getting on the same page is impossible, but if they could just all be looking in the same goddamn book, it would be less confusing.


He has til 3 tomorrow to file a response in Court. He could ask to block it, but just because he asks doesn't mean the judge would side with him.
 
2022-08-11 10:31:40 PM  
WhaWhaWhaaa!
Felonies coming.
Meaning never own a gun.
No vote
No run for office.
And prison.
 
2022-08-11 10:31:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, I just checked, a few threads down from this is a thing about how Donnie has until 3 tomorrow.

So which is it? Does he get to block it before 3 tomorrow? Or does he have to fight to keep it from getting released?

Would sure be nice if these farking media outlets could at least get in the same book... Getting on the same page is impossible, but if they could just all be looking in the same goddamn book, it would be less confusing.


He has until 3:00 to object to the unsealing. If he does not object, the judge can choose whether or not to unseal.

If Donald does object, there will be a hearing by the judge in 2 weeks to determine if it should be unsealed anyway.
 
2022-08-11 10:34:34 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:34:45 PM  
Who f*cking cares? They're never going to accept the fact that they backed a traitor in every sense of the word.

Let them yell. Let them writhe. Prosecute him anyway, and mete out punishment to the letter of the law per the U.S. Code. If his acolytes threaten violence, let them threaten it and punish them too (see also, Cincinnati idiot).

He's had second, third, fourth, ..., n chances. If this is true, it's treason of the highest order, and every punishment allowable needs to be on the table.
 
2022-08-11 10:35:11 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:35:47 PM  
Garland is just taking the hamberder right out of TFG's tiny hands and looking him square in the eyes and eating it in front of him.
 
2022-08-11 10:41:15 PM  

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It's still funny how Alex Jones cellphone is everything they were looking for on Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2022-08-11 10:42:42 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: Just kidding, theyre causing me repetitive facepalming injuries with their naked idiocy.


Don't hurt yourself, it's almost the weekend and hospitals are hitting the normal late-summer peak.
 
2022-08-11 10:42:58 PM  

JerkStore: Can Merrick Garland please, please, please appoint some special team to get to the bottom of the Hunter Biden scandal?


What scandal? What did Hunter Biden, a private citizen who has never held office nor worked for the government, do?
 
2022-08-11 10:44:34 PM  
I haven't heard one thing from Junior since this blew up. He must be into it deep.
 
2022-08-11 10:44:57 PM  

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Or, since I found out about it on one of the local furry chats...this was my response...

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2022-08-11 10:46:26 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:47:16 PM  

extrafancy: Garland is just taking the hamberder right out of TFG's tiny hands and looking him square in the eyes and eating it in front of him.


I Drink Your Milkshake!
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2022-08-11 10:47:21 PM  

Kubo: Who f*cking cares? They're never going to accept the fact that they backed a traitor in every sense of the word.

Let them yell. Let them writhe. Prosecute him anyway, and mete out punishment to the letter of the law per the U.S. Code. If his acolytes threaten violence, let them threaten it and punish them too (see also, Cincinnati idiot).

He's had second, third, fourth, ..., n chances. If this is true, it's treason of the highest order, and every punishment allowable needs to be on the table.


Take a deep breath and say it with me now.  "EEEESSSSPIOOOONNNAAAGE."  Espionage or conspiracy to commit.  It's still a capital crime, but it's different from the crime of treason.
 
2022-08-11 10:49:40 PM  

Baloo Uriza: extrafancy: Garland is just taking the hamberder right out of TFG's tiny hands and looking him square in the eyes and eating it in front of him.

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I think it's more like Jules taking Brad's Big Kahuna burger.
 
2022-08-11 10:53:34 PM  

foo monkey: Kubo: Who f*cking cares? They're never going to accept the fact that they backed a traitor in every sense of the word.

Let them yell. Let them writhe. Prosecute him anyway, and mete out punishment to the letter of the law per the U.S. Code. If his acolytes threaten violence, let them threaten it and punish them too (see also, Cincinnati idiot).

He's had second, third, fourth, ..., n chances. If this is true, it's treason of the highest order, and every punishment allowable needs to be on the table.

Take a deep breath and say it with me now.  "EEEESSSSPIOOOONNNAAAGE."  Espionage or conspiracy to commit.  It's still a capital crime, but it's different from the crime of treason.


"Your honor, my client can neither pronounce nor spell espionage. Surely you must agree he has cannot be charged for a crime he can't read!"
 
2022-08-11 10:56:25 PM  

foo monkey: Kubo: Who f*cking cares? They're never going to accept the fact that they backed a traitor in every sense of the word.

Let them yell. Let them writhe. Prosecute him anyway, and mete out punishment to the letter of the law per the U.S. Code. If his acolytes threaten violence, let them threaten it and punish them too (see also, Cincinnati idiot).

He's had second, third, fourth, ..., n chances. If this is true, it's treason of the highest order, and every punishment allowable needs to be on the table.

Take a deep breath and say it with me now.  "EEEESSSSPIOOOONNNAAAGE."  Espionage or conspiracy to commit.  It's still a capital crime, but it's different from the crime of treason.


US Code: Treason: Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.

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2022-08-11 10:59:32 PM  
What a bunch of assholes.
 
2022-08-11 10:59:39 PM  
We already know they'll overlook his literal rape of a child so why is anybody surprised
 
2022-08-11 11:00:28 PM  
If this is a nothing burger like the Russia thing it's the end of the fbi. I hope they found something for their sake.
 
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