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(Joe (UK))   Congratulations, Farkers: now you all qualify for a doctorate   (joe.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Academic degree, Doctorate, Human sexuality, Postgraduate student Karl Andersson, part of his overall research, University of Manchester, Postgraduate education, Research  
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2022-08-11 5:25:52 PM  
Neil O'Brien MP sounds a real wanker.
 
2022-08-11 5:31:14 PM  
sweet

/bong rip
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2022-08-11 5:38:25 PM  
for allowing a student to pursue a PhD in masturbation, to the point that a Conservative MP is now trying to intervene.

My advice is to just wait until the student finally dozes off.
 
2022-08-11 5:42:43 PM  
Just call me Dr. Spanksalot.
 
2022-08-11 5:47:57 PM  
I've been telling people I'm a doctor for a decade and a half now.
 
2022-08-11 5:49:10 PM  
I will be unable to contribute further to this thread because my phraser has caught fire.
 
2022-08-11 5:58:27 PM  
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2022-08-11 5:59:26 PM  
I'm getting a kick out of this because I j...well, you know
 
2022-08-11 5:59:29 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:07:55 PM  

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2022-08-11 6:09:53 PM  
Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

Also, dumbass politicians have no clue what academics is for. They should keep their uninformed noses out of it.
 
2022-08-11 6:12:48 PM  
Well if that dont beat all.
 
2022-08-11 6:20:11 PM  
I should have tenure
 
2022-08-11 6:24:19 PM  
There's a lot more money in going pro.
 
2022-08-11 6:36:44 PM  
Well, he certainly won't graduate as head of class.
 
2022-08-11 7:19:15 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:21:56 PM  
Subby is mistaken.

We're the grass skirt wearing natives the archeologist studies to make their name.
 
2022-08-11 8:08:11 PM  
I will now present my doctoral thesis on Stroke'n the Lines, a Farker's Guide to Abending threads with COBOL posts. I'm sure this will go over about as well as expected...
 
2022-08-11 8:23:59 PM  
Wait a minute . . .

As explained in the abstract, 'shota' is a type of manga or anime which typically revolves around prepubescent or pubescent male characters depicted in a "suggestive or erotic" manner - the young nature of those featured in the content being another aspect which has raised concern.

*
quickly returns weener to pants*
 
2022-08-11 9:02:57 PM  

Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

Also, dumbass politicians have no clue what academics is for. They should keep their uninformed noses out of it.


Hi Karl!
 
2022-08-12 8:35:05 AM  
I'm like the Steven Hawking of masturbation.
 
2022-08-12 10:23:11 AM  
The journal article itself is an exercise in masturbation in itself. The guy is looking at cartoon child porn, wistfully recalling past wanks and trying to make it sound like he's one of the great philosophers of the age.
 
2022-08-12 10:49:50 AM  
We really do need more funding for PHLEGM, Philosophy, History, Law, English, Geography, and Music.
 
2022-08-12 11:37:03 AM  

Quemapueblo: Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

Also, dumbass politicians have no clue what academics is for. They should keep their uninformed noses out of it.

Hi Karl!


Doctor Marx is not available to take your call. Please leave a message and he'll contact you according to his ability.
 
2022-08-12 3:37:06 PM  

Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.


You really think so?
 
2022-08-12 4:07:51 PM  

cyberspacedout: Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

You really think so?


Your comment is highly underappreciated. Well played!
 
2022-08-12 6:05:57 PM  

turboke: cyberspacedout: Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

You really think so?

Your comment is highly underappreciated. Well played!


It took me a minute before I got it, but yeah that's good!
 
2022-08-12 9:56:37 PM  

Moose out front: turboke: cyberspacedout: Moose out front: Stupid credulous media...

He's not getting a Ph.D. in masturbation. He's getting a Ph.D. in Japansese studies and merely authored a paper that investigates masturbation, among other things.

You really think so?

Your comment is highly underappreciated. Well played!

It took me a minute before I got it, but yeah that's good!


Thanks. Half of me wanted to post the video, but the subtle jokester in me won out.

But why not...

Turning Japanese [Official video] - The Vapors (HD/HQ)
Youtube nGy9uomagO4
 
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