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(Some Guy)   LAPD classify man's death as a suicide despite being unable to determine if he hung himself before or after setting himself on fire   (losangelesblade.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 8:06:28 PM  
A pro lights himself on fire first.
 
2022-08-11 8:06:41 PM  
[stannis.jpg]

Hanged*
 
2022-08-11 8:08:16 PM  
I mean, that just shows a level my dedication most of my generation does not have
 
2022-08-11 8:08:43 PM  
He was murdered by the LAPD.
 
2022-08-11 8:16:04 PM  
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to issue lateral thinking puzzle books to LAPD detectives as a way to pass the time on stakeouts.
 
2022-08-11 8:18:14 PM  
Is the tree OK?
 
2022-08-11 8:21:18 PM  
The person doused themself in gasoline, put the noose around their neck, lit the fire, and immediately kicked off whatever they were standing on. The hanging was either intentional or a reflex of immediate flailing and pain from the fire, but it was intentional in that regard.
 
2022-08-11 8:22:50 PM  

mrmopar5287: The person doused themself in gasoline, put the noose around their neck, lit the fire, and immediately kicked off whatever they were standing on. The hanging was either intentional or a reflex of immediate flailing and pain from the fire, but it was intentional in that regard.


Forgot the loaded shotgun with the pulley and string.

He obviously wanted an escape exit
 
2022-08-11 8:23:20 PM  
Oh wow, maybe that serial killer who kind of dropped out of the news but was hanging people in Southern California a few years ago is at it again.
 
2022-08-11 8:24:21 PM  
I saw a later report saying that it was a woman.
 
2022-08-11 8:25:13 PM  
When I first read this I wasn't wondering how LDAP returned a status for set on fire.
 
2022-08-11 8:27:11 PM  
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2022-08-11 8:28:21 PM  
He got a little hot under the collar.
 
2022-08-11 8:33:33 PM  

Summoner101: [stannis.jpg]

Hanged*


You're exactly correct, but it IS a lot more fun to be "hung."
 
2022-08-11 8:34:34 PM  

bubbadave1056: Summoner101: [stannis.jpg]

Hanged*

You're exactly correct, but it IS a lot more fun to be "hung."


So sayeth your mom.
 
2022-08-11 8:43:28 PM  
He probably saw Harold and Maude and wanted to make sure that it took.
 
2022-08-11 8:46:51 PM  
Hanging and immolation at the same time? Either there were other parties involved or the person in question is one of those annoying overachievers.
 
2022-08-11 8:48:46 PM  

whatisaidwas: A pro lights himself on fire first.


We are probably already dead, reliving with a belief in something but checking out by choice without care or the opportunity to respawn... Suck thinking.

Maybe some have thought of another way that this meat popsicle isn't aware of.
Are we not currently living at the greatest of all possible times under the leadership of the most popular in all of  history and should feel blessed or grateful that we are permitted to live in a time that vicarious embarrassment is accepted as the norm. Gotta admit that it really sucks knowing the term for that. If this meatbag could be put back inside, the steak probably would taste better but that guy triggers embarrassment. Every time.

Sorry about the lame fiction folks and other more considerable addressment issues unaware but should condemn this ignorant poster without consideration for incorrectness as is now. Pretty sure wrong words were used to address the impotent bold man with an earpiece that really know how to lay a jacket on the ground or deal with steps. I've heard that the he is the at dealing with steps, people are saying

Actually, I'm offended that this poster had the gall to even put one letter to digital meta paper in any possible "acknowledgement". It's sickening actually. There is but one mantra that makes any sense.

" Get busy living or get busy dying."

/Maybe...
//What we do in life, echoes in eternity
///Shady shiat
 
2022-08-11 8:49:21 PM  

Axeofjudgement: I mean, that just shows a level my dedication most of my generation does not have


2?
 
2022-08-11 8:51:32 PM  

anfrind: He was murdered by the LAPD.


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Oh crap!
 
2022-08-11 8:53:14 PM  
 
2022-08-11 8:54:28 PM  

mrmopar5287: The person doused themself in gasoline, put the noose around their neck, lit the fire, and immediately kicked off whatever they were standing on. The hanging was either intentional or a reflex of immediate flailing and pain from the fire, but it was intentional in that regard.


It's too bad that handcuffs were not involved so no one would have any reason to question but some people don't want to be part of the solution it seems.
 
2022-08-11 9:00:25 PM  

bubbadave1056: Summoner101: [stannis.jpg]

Hanged*

You're exactly correct, but it IS a lot more fun to be "hung."


Blazing Saddles Hung
Youtube GaxRkEB3Ypg
 
2022-08-11 9:09:58 PM  
Pee Wee's Big Adventure Biker Bar: I say we Stomp, Tattoo, Hang, and Kill Him!
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2022-08-11 9:12:18 PM  
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/would like a word
 
2022-08-11 9:16:38 PM  

anfrind: He was murdered by the LAPD.


We shouldn't rule that out.
 
2022-08-11 9:21:36 PM  
el Rasputino
 
2022-08-11 9:23:24 PM  
they are believed to be a person who frequents the park


Not any more.
 
2022-08-11 10:33:09 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: they are believed to be a person who frequents the park


Not any more.


At least partially. Their hair and skin ashes & melted body fat are in the soil now. Maybe even their ghost if you believe in that sorta thing since that'd be a helluva painful & traumatic way to go unless they had the height & mass to snap their neck vs strangulation.
 
2022-08-11 10:44:14 PM  

Robinfro: Sin_City_Superhero: they are believed to be a person who frequents the park


Not any more.

At least partially. Their hair and skin ashes & melted body fat are in the soil now. Maybe even their ghost if you believe in that sorta thing since that'd be a helluva painful & traumatic way to go unless they had the height & mass to snap their neck vs strangulation.


Yeah, crappy story for eternal storytelling of your demise if we don't respawn. I'm just glad we still can judge others.
 
2022-08-11 11:03:40 PM  
Those who work forces...
 
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2022-08-12 12:31:58 AM  

Arkanaut: Those who work forces...


Are the same that burn folkses?
 
2022-08-12 1:56:23 AM  

anfrind: He was murdered by the LAPD.


That's the first thing I thought.  When the police push an explanation the defies all logic, automatically assume the police are neck deep in the evil actions.

Of course, I assume the police are evil at all times, so nothing has changed.
 
2022-08-12 2:02:55 AM  
Blazing Saddles Funny Scene - "they said you was hung"
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2022-08-12 6:17:46 AM  
All of these posts and no one contemplated it being a black person that was lynched?
 
2022-08-12 1:34:10 PM  

Resident Muslim: All of these posts and no one contemplated it being a black person that was lynched?


He was lynched by cops, that's why it was ruled a suicide, which is what I suggested in my post.
 
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