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(Eater)   Hello, this is fusilli corti bucati (telephone cord shape) and I am the best pasta and Imma going tell you why   (eater.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 8:17:40 PM  
Bet it's one hell of a great way to get skyline to my mouth 🤔
 
2022-08-11 8:25:29 PM  
Best pasta

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/ Su filindeu
 
2022-08-11 8:26:48 PM  
Looks messy. My current favorite is trottole, which holds sauces better than rotini and is more fork-friendly.

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2022-08-11 8:36:04 PM  
Although each pasta has it's purpose. All the twisty pastas are the best. Holds the sauce, easy to eat, easy to get veg/meat with the piece. They are my favorite.
Rotini (I know not authentic), all fusilli, gemelli, cavatappi, cavatelli, Spätzle, riciolli, mmmm
 
2022-08-11 8:56:57 PM  
Good with pestos.
 
2022-08-11 8:57:44 PM  
Best pasta is
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/jk
//it's alphabet soup
 
2022-08-11 9:02:42 PM  
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2022-08-11 9:43:23 PM  
It may be. Problem is it's only made by like two 90 year old ladies in Sardinia - so only a few people in the world have ever even had it.
 
2022-08-11 9:44:12 PM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Best pasta

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/ Su filindeu


abhorrent1: It may be. Problem is it's only made by like two 90 year old ladies in Sardinia - so only a few people in the world have ever even had it.


/quote fail
 
2022-08-11 9:46:18 PM  
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2022-08-11 10:49:47 PM  
What's a telephone cord?


/ jk only have a landline, not cordless
 
2022-08-11 11:27:21 PM  

Billy Liar: What's a telephone cord?


/ jk only have a landline, not cordless


I think one of the reasons NES/SNES/Genesis games were so much more difficult than games today was having to untangle the controller cords.
 
2022-08-11 11:29:32 PM  

Billy Liar: What's a telephone cord?


/ jk only have a landline, not cordless


Wtf is a land line?
 
2022-08-11 11:46:42 PM  
Who shapes pasta in RJ11 dimensions?
 
2022-08-11 11:50:09 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Billy Liar: What's a telephone cord?


/ jk only have a landline, not cordless

Wtf is a land line?


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazca_Lines
 
2022-08-12 1:47:44 AM  

talkertopc: Best pasta is
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/jk
//it's alphabet soup


I've seen way too many cooks/chefs eat that shiat right out of the can, usually over the garbage can
 
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2022-08-12 3:31:43 AM  

anuran: talkertopc: Best pasta is
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/jk
//it's alphabet soup

I've seen way too many cooks/chefs eat that shiat right out of the can, usually over the garbage can


My mom gave that shiat to me one time in my childhood. Literally 6 year old me, "no thanks, no dinner for me tonight" after one bite. And we were poor as fark and ate far worse. I have never eaten any canned pasta shiat ever since, and I never will, and anytime I see anybody buying it or eating it I still dry heave a little bit remembering that single bite.
 
2022-08-12 8:01:53 AM  
Sometimes spaghetti is just fine...

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2022-08-12 9:18:03 AM  
Is it just me or is anyone else bummed the article didn't include the recipe that went with the first photo?  Pasta with peas, dill, lemon etc. In a simple cream sauce...  Looks fantastic.
 
2022-08-12 12:06:46 PM  
Meh. Plain ol' spaghetti is best. For pasta + sauce applications.

Obviously, if we're talking lasagna or filled pastas, it doesn't work. But for just eating pasta with stuff on it, spaghetti is the MF bomb. Cooks quickly, relatively inexpensive and easy to find.
 
2022-08-12 4:39:50 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Meh. Plain ol' spaghetti is best. For pasta + sauce applications.

Obviously, if we're talking lasagna or filled pastas, it doesn't work. But for just eating pasta with stuff on it, spaghetti is the MF bomb. Cooks quickly, relatively inexpensive and easy to find.


gross no.

linguine, fettuccine, or bucatini for long noodles. corkscrew, bowtie, rigatoni, rotini, or ridged jumbo elbow for short.

spaghetti is too round and thus has bad mouth feel. also, i hate angel hair. i'll eat it with picatta sauce (lemon, garlic, and capers hide many sins) but i never, ever cook it at home.

i can't think of one single sauce improved by spaghetti over linguine or bucatini......
 
2022-08-12 7:40:29 PM  
What exactly is "telephone cord shaped"?
Flat 4 strand 20 feet long?
6 feet long, corkscrewed and stretchy?
Shielded 8 strand 24 gauge with 1/2 of them trimmed and unused?

Can you be more vague?
"I'm looking for my small container"
"OK, what does it look like?"
"It's kind of battery shaped..."
O_o
 
2022-08-12 8:02:31 PM  

Percise1: What exactly is "telephone cord shaped"?
Flat 4 strand 20 feet long?
6 feet long, corkscrewed and stretchy?
Shielded 8 strand 24 gauge with 1/2 of them trimmed and unused?

Can you be more vague?
"I'm looking for my small container"
"OK, what does it look like?"
"It's kind of battery shaped..."
O_o


It's not really telephone cord shaped unless it's hypercoiled, tangled, and several of the individual coils have reversed and can't be put back.
 
2022-08-12 8:10:44 PM  

Percise1: What exactly is "telephone cord shaped"?
Flat 4 strand 20 feet long?
6 feet long, corkscrewed and stretchy?
Shielded 8 strand 24 gauge with 1/2 of them trimmed and unused?

Can you be more vague?
"I'm looking for my small container"
"OK, what does it look like?"
"It's kind of battery shaped..."
O_o


Maybe they ment service coil shaped?
 
2022-08-12 10:59:56 PM  

Percise1: What exactly is "telephone cord shaped"?
Flat 4 strand 20 feet long?
6 feet long, corkscrewed and stretchy?
Shielded 8 strand 24 gauge with 1/2 of them trimmed and unused?

Can you be more vague?
"I'm looking for my small container"
"OK, what does it look like?"
"It's kind of battery shaped..."
O_o


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What said pasta looks like.
 
2022-08-13 12:50:26 AM  
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