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(Axios)   Move over Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, the Republican mayor of Miami is eyeing the White House   (axios.com) divider line
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2013 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 6:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 4:02:07 PM  
Who?
 
2022-08-11 4:05:35 PM  
The moron who bet the future of his city on Crypto?

LOL
 
2022-08-11 4:15:49 PM  
Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.
 
2022-08-11 4:38:27 PM  

MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.


He's a Republican, so yes?
 
2022-08-11 5:25:31 PM  
NEVER VOTE (R)

/Not even once
 
2022-08-11 6:38:10 PM  

MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.


Yes. As long as that money is in Bitcoin.
 
2022-08-11 6:41:18 PM  

Mrtraveler01: MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.

Yes. As long as that money is in Bitcoin.


I wouldn't give him a wooden Bitcoin

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2022-08-11 6:41:56 PM  
What the hell is with Florida?  Is it the water?  I'm thinking it's got to be the water.

Did we test nerve agents there or something?
 
2022-08-11 6:42:07 PM  
Awww how cute.

Rapepublicans cannot even stand a white guy named Cruz, and a guy named Rubio who looks white.

This guy is a shade called "WRONG" for the GQP.
 
2022-08-11 6:42:16 PM  
3/4 of the magats would look at him and say he's a n*****, ain't no way in hell are they voting for one of them!
 
2022-08-11 6:42:22 PM  

MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.


He doesn't have to murder his own mother.  He just has to murder Deathsentance and Dump.
 
2022-08-11 6:43:28 PM  
Going straight from mayor to president? Sounds preposterous!

; )
 
2022-08-11 6:43:33 PM  

OhioUGrad: Awww how cute.

Rapepublicans cannot even stand a white guy named Cruz, and a guy named Rubio who looks white.

This guy is a shade called "WRONG" for the GQP.


Yeah, but a good chunk of the Cuban-American community have deluded themselves into thinking they're one of "the good ones" because they're Republicans.
 
2022-08-11 6:45:20 PM  
Ignoring Trump (please ignore Trump), one needs to have won at least one statewide election before vaulting to the Presidency.  Last person who won the Presidency without winning at least one statewide election first (before Trump) was Ike.
 
2022-08-11 6:45:59 PM  
I love the chutzpah on Florida politicians.  They look around at America's largest outdoor mental hospital and say to themselves "America needs more (gestures wildly) this"
 
2022-08-11 6:53:43 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:57:01 PM  
I'm related to him through my wife so...yay? My family made Fark
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2022-08-11 7:00:19 PM  

MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.


This.

I would say, "He couldn't be worse," but ... that's not a thing I say much anymore. Because reality has responded, time and again, "Oh yeah? How about this, dummy?"
 
2022-08-11 7:02:57 PM  

Mrtraveler01: OhioUGrad: Awww how cute.

Rapepublicans cannot even stand a white guy named Cruz, and a guy named Rubio who looks white.

This guy is a shade called "WRONG" for the GQP.

Yeah, but a good chunk of the Cuban-American community have deluded themselves into thinking they're one of "the good ones" because they're Republicans.


I had a teacher in high school (last name Lopez) who insisted that even though his family came to the US as refugees after Castro, he wasn't Hispanic because his family was Spanish and therefore he was white.

Nobody bought it.
 
2022-08-11 7:04:18 PM  

Plane Guy: Mrtraveler01: OhioUGrad: Awww how cute.

Rapepublicans cannot even stand a white guy named Cruz, and a guy named Rubio who looks white.

This guy is a shade called "WRONG" for the GQP.

Yeah, but a good chunk of the Cuban-American community have deluded themselves into thinking they're one of "the good ones" because they're Republicans.

I had a teacher in high school (last name Lopez) who insisted that even though his family came to the US as refugees after Castro, he wasn't Hispanic because his family was Spanish and therefore he was white.

Nobody bought it.


No one expects the Spanish exemption!
 
2022-08-11 7:06:39 PM  
Let them fight, it should help reach black hole critical mass and suck the whole state into it.
 
2022-08-11 7:08:08 PM  
Poor guy: he's spent so much time in Cuban Miami he thinks that Real Americans® would vote for a Hispanic candidate.
 
2022-08-11 7:09:30 PM  
I don't know anything about him but if we have to have a republican President, I choose him over Trump or DeSantis.
 
2022-08-11 7:11:22 PM  
I think it's cute that there are still "republicans" who think they have a party that isn't in actuality The American Nazi party.
 
2022-08-11 7:13:34 PM  

Plane Guy: wasn't Hispanic because his family was Spanish and therefore he was white


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I presume he wasn't a history teacher.
 
2022-08-11 7:17:49 PM  
Yeah, I'm not clicking a link to AXIOS today. I don't care that much about Florida and their crazy political b.s. and what with this being the 5th anniversary of the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally I'm already close to snapping.
 
2022-08-11 7:18:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: The moron who bet the future of his city on Crypto?

LOL


Say, can he do that with the national debt?  I might cross party lines if he can convert 30 trillion debt and my home loan to rappacoin, the virtual currency for rappers backed by Kanye.
 
2022-08-11 7:21:20 PM  

red5ish: Yeah, I'm not clicking a link to AXIOS today. I don't care that much about Florida and their crazy political b.s. and what with this being the 5th anniversary of the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally I'm already close to snapping.


I can't believe it's been "only" 5 years. It feels like another life ago.
 
2022-08-11 7:40:06 PM  
It's the corrupted Russian doll version of the Kang multiverse.
 
2022-08-11 7:48:22 PM  
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2022-08-11 7:48:41 PM  

Rob4127: Plane Guy: wasn't Hispanic because his family was Spanish and therefore he was white

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I presume he wasn't a history teacher.


That sign is disgusting. "White APOSTROPHE s"?
 
2022-08-11 7:52:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: The moron who bet the future of his city on Crypto?

LOL


New York has the crypto cop so why not?
 
2022-08-11 8:10:35 PM  

red5ish: Yeah, I'm not clicking a link to AXIOS today. I don't care that much about Florida and their crazy political b.s. and what with this being the 5th anniversary of the Charlottesville Unite the Right rally I'm already close to snapping.


That's really weird.
 
2022-08-11 8:16:09 PM  

Geotpf: Ignoring Trump (please ignore Trump), one needs to have won at least one statewide election before vaulting to the Presidency.  Last person who won the Presidency without winning at least one statewide election first (before Trump) was Ike.


Win a theatre of war , that kind of makes one popular. I know it wasn't just him , but in American minds , it was. And the  he did a pretty good job , for a republican. Imho.
 
2022-08-11 8:25:44 PM  
Having exhausted the grifting sources of South Florida, the Suarez family set its sights on the national stage...
 
2022-08-11 8:57:40 PM  

KodosZardoz: I think it's cute that there are still "republicans" who think they have a party that isn't in actuality The American Nazi party.


psssst ... more Hispanics are joining the American Nazi party everyday because of your rhetoric.
 
2022-08-11 9:06:21 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: KodosZardoz: I think it's cute that there are still "republicans" who think they have a party that isn't in actuality The American Nazi party.

psssst ... more Hispanics are joining the American Nazi party everyday because of your rhetoric.


Psst, no. They're jointing because they're Nazis. Specifically Catholic Nazis that still believe Jews killed Jesus. Nothing I say will ever change their beliefs.
 
2022-08-11 9:21:19 PM  
Didn't that corrupt dipshiat lose a bunch of the city's money in a crypto scheme?
 
2022-08-11 9:41:57 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: KodosZardoz: I think it's cute that there are still "republicans" who think they have a party that isn't in actuality The American Nazi party.

psssst ... more Hispanics are joining the American Nazi party everyday because of your rhetoric.


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2022-08-11 10:05:15 PM  

MrBallou: Is he a loathsome, amoral charlatan who would murder his own mother for money and power?

Because that's the only chance he has of competing with DeathSentance and Dump.


He's actually not that bad of a politician but lmao he's cuban from south florida. Does he think he's gonna outdo Rubio or Cruz? He's not a spineless midget with small hands and his wife is attractive, but that's about as much as he's got going for him. He'd prolly win a house or senate seat fairly quickly. He was pro covid measures and pro mass transit. He'd be a total rhino so unless the GOP completely kills off the MAGA nativist crowd he's a bit part piece.
 
2022-08-11 10:44:53 PM  
He gotta go somewhere after he gets voted out of office.
 
2022-08-11 11:25:34 PM  

Name_Omitted: What the hell is with Florida?  Is it the water?  I'm thinking it's got to be the water.

Did we test nerve agents there or something?


It's the humidity stupidity.
 
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