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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Anne Heche had a very good reason for speeding before her crash   (ktla.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 3:58:02 PM  
Law enforcement sources told TMZ that Heche was under the influence of cocaine and possibly fentanyl.

MORE LIKE ROASTCAINE AMIRITE?
 
2022-08-11 4:43:41 PM  
There's an episode of Doug Loves Movies podcast with her and a director she worked with. It is a monster of train wreck. Seek, listen and enjoy Doug Benson masterfully handle the crazy coont
 
2022-08-11 4:50:41 PM  
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 
2022-08-11 5:19:11 PM  
She went full-on Casey Jones? Okay, no more wait and see, she is officially a shiatheel.
 
2022-08-11 5:31:27 PM  
This is my surprised face :|
 
2022-08-11 5:41:27 PM  

fragMasterFlash: She went full-on Casey Jones? Okay, no more wait and see, she is officially a shiatheel.


You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.
 
2022-08-11 5:43:23 PM  
I officially, fully support this shiatheel of human being.
 
2022-08-11 5:44:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


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2022-08-11 5:48:21 PM  
I don't know what fentanyl is, I'm guessing it's not a vitamin.


....no, not a vitamin. What a dumbass.
 
2022-08-11 5:50:42 PM  
I'm surprised she lived after the accident.
 
2022-08-11 5:51:41 PM  
To be fair, everybody in LA has trace amounts of cocaine in their bloodstream.
 
2022-08-11 5:54:19 PM  

Mugato: I don't know what fentanyl is, I'm guessing it's not a vitamin.


....no, not a vitamin. What a dumbass.


It's an opioid analgesic

But it's been found in street drugs to cut them for some reason? Like it's stupid potent. We use it in the ICU with Valium for conscious sedation, and only 50 MICROGRAMS are used. People die because they're being cut with a stupid amount of it.
 
2022-08-11 5:54:21 PM  
I'm not saying it's impossible but I want more than anonymous sources.
 
2022-08-11 5:57:20 PM  
I sure hope her celebrity status gets her bumped up the list for lung replacement. We need our D listers, they carry the hope of a nation.
 
2022-08-11 5:58:55 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:00:16 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:00:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm surprised she lived after the accident.


Coma ain't over yet.
 
2022-08-11 6:01:03 PM  

Stud Gerbil: You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.


But I don't wannabe Hitler!

Really, Farkers want to hang drunk drivers by their nuts but some are inevitably going to feel sorry for her. I'm not condoning drunk drivers but at least alcohol lowers your inhibitions so you say and do things you normally wouldn't. Coke just makes you a hyperactive asshole.
 
2022-08-11 6:03:27 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: I sure hope her celebrity status gets her bumped up the list for lung replacement. We need our D listers, they carry the hope of a nation.


Speaking of lungs, she has a great rack. At least she did back in the day, I don't know about now.
 
2022-08-11 6:04:50 PM  
Kidder, Downey & Heche
Youtube pYmZ4UWNnuE
 
2022-08-11 6:12:37 PM  

Mugato: Stud Gerbil: You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.

But I don't wannabe Hitler!

Really, Farkers want to hang drunk drivers by their nuts but some are inevitably going to feel sorry for her. I'm not condoning drunk drivers but at least alcohol lowers your inhibitions so you say and do things you normally wouldn't. Coke just makes you a hyperactive asshole.


Bill Cosby said something similar, and was one of the few times he ever let a strong profanity fly.
 
2022-08-11 6:12:40 PM  
They aired a podcast that was released same day as the crash (but apparently recorded a few days earlier).  I watched it, and she was talking a mile a minute. 

Her and the cohost were admittedly drinking vodka, but she did not seem at all subdued. 
Like way abnormal for so many words and facial expression and gestures had to be released per given minute....
 
2022-08-11 6:18:43 PM  

Stud Gerbil: fragMasterFlash: She went full-on Casey Jones? Okay, no more wait and see, she is officially a shiatheel.

You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.


I support her.
I support her facing the music, accepting the consequences, and getting the help she needs.
At this point, tough love is the only love that has any credible application here.
 
2022-08-11 6:19:31 PM  
Also, I am only figuratively Hitler.
 
2022-08-11 6:21:30 PM  

Mugato: Stud Gerbil: You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.

But I don't wannabe Hitler!

Really, Farkers want to hang drunk drivers by their nuts but some are inevitably going to feel sorry for her. I'm not condoning drunk drivers but at least alcohol lowers your inhibitions so you say and do things you normally wouldn't. Coke just makes you a hyperactive asshole.


Nope. Booze makes you tell the truth. In Vino Veritas.
 
2022-08-11 6:22:38 PM  

Mugato: Stud Gerbil: You are literally Hitler if you don't fully support this struggling human.

But I don't wannabe Hitler!

Really, Farkers want to hang drunk drivers by their nuts but some are inevitably going to feel sorry for her. I'm not condoning drunk drivers but at least alcohol lowers your inhibitions so you say and do things you normally wouldn't. Coke just makes you a hyperactive asshole.


Sorry, misunderstood. I'm agreeing with you.
 
2022-08-11 6:24:59 PM  
Asshole is a strong profanity?

I sincerely doubt she'll be put on a transplant list, regardless of who she is.
 
2022-08-11 6:28:15 PM  

HempHead: Jake Havechek: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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He died today (8/11)

/the only problem with cocaine is that there isn't enough of it.
 
2022-08-11 6:33:06 PM  

pounddawg: HempHead: Jake Havechek: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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He died today (8/11)

/the only problem with cocaine is that there isn't enough of it.


Again?
 
2022-08-11 6:33:14 PM  
No... REALLY?


SO shocked.

(Not)
 
2022-08-11 6:34:16 PM  
Was it because she had to make toilet soup?
 
2022-08-11 6:34:37 PM  

Mugato: HotWingConspiracy: I sure hope her celebrity status gets her bumped up the list for lung replacement. We need our D listers, they carry the hope of a nation.

Speaking of lungs, she has a great rack. At least she did back in the day, I don't know about now.


The rack is now charred .... charred
 
2022-08-11 6:36:22 PM  

assjuice: Was it because she had to make toilet soup?


Toilet Soup + your Fark Handle = WTFFFARK
 
2022-08-11 6:40:09 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:42:59 PM  

jso2897: Also, I am only figuratively Hitler.


I am theoretically Hitler
 
2022-08-11 6:47:32 PM  
Was she blaring AC/DC?
 
2022-08-11 6:48:15 PM  
Plausible, yes. Good, fark no.
 
2022-08-11 6:50:26 PM  
Dewey Meets Cocaine
Youtube gFqR_60FiDM
 
2022-08-11 6:56:25 PM  
Better to found with cocaine and fentanyl than top secret documents.
 
2022-08-11 7:00:12 PM  

Mugato: HotWingConspiracy: I sure hope her celebrity status gets her bumped up the list for lung replacement. We need our D listers, they carry the hope of a nation.

Speaking of lungs, she has a great rack. At least she did back in the day, I don't know about now.


I heard she had breast surgery, but either way her breast are well done
 
2022-08-11 7:07:33 PM  
That explains why she wouldn't shut the fark up about the screenplay she was writing when the paramedics were trying to get her in the ambulance.
 
2022-08-11 7:11:27 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: either way her breast are well done


She was smoking hot once.
 
2022-08-11 7:15:02 PM  
She was alright in 6 Days and 7 Nights, but Harrison Ford carried that movie anyway, all she did was freak out constantly and annoy him.
 
2022-08-11 7:19:29 PM  
I don't wish ill on other folks but I have no problems with her facing the full consequences of her actions which may include her death.
 
2022-08-11 7:25:16 PM  

Tanqueray: Lumbar Puncture: either way her breast are well done

She was smoking hot once.


very recently
 
2022-08-11 7:25:36 PM  
At first I was like, "Oh, no! What happened to her!"
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And then I was like,
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"Oh, that Anne! Anyway..."

I feel sad for her, but I'm not surprised.
 
2022-08-11 7:28:44 PM  

minorshan: At first I was like, "Oh, no! What happened to her!"
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And then I was like,
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"Oh, that Anne! Anyway..."

I feel sad for her, but I'm not surprised.


So that's what you get when you order Cate Blanchett off of Wish.
 
2022-08-11 7:37:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I'm surprised she lived after the accident.


We'll see. She's still in a coma days later.
 
2022-08-11 7:37:39 PM  

12349876: [YouTube video: Kidder, Downey & Heche]


Wow, I didn't know that about Margot Kidder. I looked her up and she banged everybody in Hollywood and Politics and yet was living in a cardboard box at one point! She was Superman's girlfriend! You'd think someone would try to save her, pun intended.

Reminded me of Ivan's girlfriend from Rocky 4, Brigitte Nielsen. I've had her in my celebrity death pool for a few years now. The fact she is still alive means I shouldn't be so hard on myself and have that beer that I want right now

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2022-08-11 7:49:57 PM  
Damn, sounds like she really needed help.

That god no one in the home was hurt.  Mental health problems mixed with enough money for cocaine and lots of starfarkers providing you with whatever whenever is a deadly combination.
 
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