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(CNBC)   Merrick Garland to make a statement at 2:30 PM ET - running late apparently. I'm sure it's probably nothing   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 1:44:53 PM  
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2022-08-11 1:45:51 PM  
If it's anything other than "I have just issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump.  Thank you." it's a waste of a press conference
 
2022-08-11 1:48:10 PM  
Aaron Judge is going to the Red Sox?
 
2022-08-11 1:48:57 PM  
Probably the Iranian plot against John Bolton's mustache.
 
2022-08-11 1:49:19 PM  
He's announcing that Nippy (Saul Goodman's dog) has been found
 
2022-08-11 1:49:38 PM  
"I have just issued a search warrant for Trump's Bedminster N.J. property. Thank you."

/more bedlam ensues
 
2022-08-11 1:49:54 PM  
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2022-08-11 1:50:14 PM  

OldRod: If it's anything other than "I have just issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump.  Thank you." it's a waste of a press conference


Not necessarily; it'll take the wind out of the sails of those GQP members openly questioning the motives.

Honestly it won't matter either way, but by Garland having a press conference makes the GQPers look stupid.
 
2022-08-11 1:50:36 PM  
I don't actually know, there are so many crimes, which one is it?
 
2022-08-11 1:50:53 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Aaron Judge is going to the Red Sox?


Hey remember when the Sawx signed Trevor Story?
 
2022-08-11 1:52:09 PM  
"All the deleted texts were found on a copy of Alex Jone's cellphone in MarLargo."

Damnit, give a fellow a chance on this bingo card.
 
2022-08-11 1:52:51 PM  
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2022-08-11 1:52:53 PM  

OldRod: If it's anything other than "I have just issued an arrest warrant for Donald J. Trump.  Thank you." it's a waste of a press conference


He's the head of one of the largest law enforcement agencies in the world, there are probably lots of things he could be talking about other than Trump.
 
2022-08-11 1:53:11 PM  

gopher321: "I have just issued a search warrant for Trump's Bedminster N.J. property. Thank you."

/more bedlam ensues


to exhume Ivana
 
2022-08-11 1:53:15 PM  
An apology to Trump and his resignation is the only thing that will suffice
 
2022-08-11 1:53:52 PM  
"There are 18 minutes missing from the surveillance footage we requested."
 
2022-08-11 1:54:29 PM  

Myrdinn: "All the deleted texts were found on a copy of Alex Jone's cellphone in MarLargo."


Whoopsie!

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2022-08-11 1:54:51 PM  
QUICK~ Get to the emergency popcorn stores, we're running low after thius week.
 
2022-08-11 1:56:34 PM  

Rwa2play: NewportBarGuy: Aaron Judge is going to the Red Sox?

Hey remember when the Sawx signed Trevor Story?


HEY! He had one good game, ok. Shut up.

How's that Mariner's series going?
 
2022-08-11 1:58:25 PM  
*braces herself*
 
2022-08-11 1:58:43 PM  
Time for the wicked to be punished.
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2022-08-11 1:59:14 PM  
"Elvis Pressley...is alive"
 
2022-08-11 2:00:40 PM  
 
2022-08-11 2:01:54 PM  
Might just be about the field office attack.

I hope not.
 
2022-08-11 2:02:42 PM  
"I just saved 10% by switching my insurance to Geico!"
 
2022-08-11 2:03:00 PM  
25-minute digression-laced monologue about Prey and its place in the broader Predator universe.
 
2022-08-11 2:03:19 PM  
The ingredients to KFC's original recipe.
 
2022-08-11 2:04:16 PM  
Why won't Trump tell us if he's under investigation for violating the Espionage Act?

Did the warrant list 18 USC 793? Yes, or no.
- emptywheel (@emptywheel) August 11, 2022
 
2022-08-11 2:04:51 PM  
Cmonnnnnn Half Life 3.....
 
2022-08-11 2:06:30 PM  

OptionC: Why won't Trump tell us if he's under investigation for violating the Espionage Act?

Did the warrant list 18 USC 793? Yes, or no.
- emptywheel (@emptywheel) August 11, 2022


Republicans demanding to know the truth - kind of don't really want to know the truth.
 
2022-08-11 2:06:38 PM  

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2022-08-11 2:07:36 PM  
"Snape killed Dumbledore."
 
2022-08-11 2:09:47 PM  
Shhhh. Don't tell anyone but ...   they found Hillary's emails
 
2022-08-11 2:11:16 PM  

Wanebo: The ingredients to KFC's original recipe.


shiat ton of salt, a little pepper, flour with a wee bit of breadcrumbs, fry to mushy
 
2022-08-11 2:11:44 PM  
*GINGERGETTHEPOPCORN.GIF*
 
2022-08-11 2:13:47 PM  
He shows up four minutes late, and announces he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes, walks away.
 
2022-08-11 2:14:38 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Wanebo: The ingredients to KFC's original recipe.

shiat ton of salt, a little pepper, flour with a wee bit of breadcrumbs, fry to mushy


Obviously there is a leak at the Justice Department.
 
2022-08-11 2:16:37 PM  
They finally found who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
 
2022-08-11 2:19:47 PM  
He will say:

A valid search warrant was executed at former President Trump's personal residence.  The search was performed  by the FBI with the utmost discretion and professionalism.  Neither President Biden nor anyone else in his administration were advised in advance of the planned search.

The search was disclosed to the public by Mr. Trump.  The search and seized evidence is part of a DoJ criminal investigation and no further information will be provided until the investigation is complete.
 
2022-08-11 2:23:47 PM  
"I had chicken for lunch it was pretty good, tender, not over cooked, but could have used more seasoning"
 
2022-08-11 2:24:36 PM  

mrshowrules: He will say:

A valid search warrant was executed at former President Trump's personal residence.  The search was performed  by the FBI with the utmost discretion and professionalism.  Neither President Biden nor anyone else in his administration were advised in advance of the planned search.

The search was disclosed to the public by Mr. Trump.  The search and seized evidence is part of a DoJ criminal investigation and no further information will be provided until the investigation is complete.


Add a bit about violence against fbi offices being prosecuted to the fullest extent etc etc and that's exactly right.
 
2022-08-11 2:26:00 PM  
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine"
 
2022-08-11 2:26:09 PM  
So nice he'll do it twice?
 
2022-08-11 2:27:10 PM  
"I want a hard target search of every outhouse, shiathouse, flophouse..."
 
2022-08-11 2:27:51 PM  
I'm just happy Garland is about to rock the mic. I hope he drops a banger.
 
2022-08-11 2:27:52 PM  
They found Jimmy Hoffa. Bank it. Done.
 
2022-08-11 2:28:04 PM  
Just in case:

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2022-08-11 2:28:04 PM  
I'm getting a lot of use out of this one - ain't slowin' down now:

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2022-08-11 2:28:17 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/11/politics/mar-a-lago-search-subpoena-latest/index.html

Feds removed documents from Mar-a-Lago in June with grand jury subpoena

So, January, June and August

And yet he says why didn't they just ask?
 
2022-08-11 2:28:32 PM  
It may be nothing, but I'm ready at the zipper just in case.
 
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