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(Jezebel) Weeners Britney K-Fed Up with her EX ( Bonus/Boner Alert under story Tommy Lee post dickpic to Twitter- see it while it's still "up")   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 1:28:07 PM  
Family Guy Kevin Federline
Youtube R6-RxLek660
 
2022-08-11 1:34:18 PM  
If I was packing what Mr. Lee is packing, all a y'all would have seen it plenty of times by now.
 
2022-08-11 1:37:57 PM  

aaronx: If I was packing what Mr. Lee is packing, all a y'all would have seen it plenty of times by now.


I see plenty of wrinkley old man dick at work as a nurse. I'm sure his is nice, but it carries disease.
 
2022-08-11 1:40:33 PM  
Twitter won't remove it, subby.
 
2022-08-11 1:45:15 PM  
Why can't all of these people just die and their money go to charity?
 
2022-08-11 1:49:34 PM  
POPOZAO!
 
2022-08-11 1:50:52 PM  
Okay, I looked at Tommy Lee's dick. Meh. He's a show-er, not a grow-er. I was expecting more.
 
2022-08-11 2:13:00 PM  
Is his Kick and Watch game still pretty sick?
 
2022-08-11 2:17:23 PM  

Rapmaster2000: POPOZAO!


Its a Brazilian ass shaker

/I love Britney and I'm thrilled she's free but I'll probably never completely forgive her for making Kevin Federline a thing
 
2022-08-11 2:38:13 PM  
Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.
 
2022-08-11 2:45:45 PM  
She needs to nip that incel shiat in the bud. I'm with Britney on this one.
 
2022-08-11 2:46:07 PM  

snowybunting: Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.


Uh, that's awfully specific ...
 
2022-08-11 2:47:18 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Rapmaster2000: POPOZAO!

Its a Brazilian ass shaker

/I love Britney and I'm thrilled she's free but I'll probably never completely forgive her for making Kevin Federline a thing


Imagine the money she spent to give him custom brake calipers on the Ferrari she bought him.
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2022-08-11 2:47:53 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: snowybunting: Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.

Uh, that's awfully specific ...


It was in the sex tape, I think.
 
2022-08-11 3:08:43 PM  
In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.
 
2022-08-11 3:11:44 PM  
From reading these comments, I guess I'm in the minority here in not caring to see Lee's pecker.
 
2022-08-11 3:37:19 PM  

Kitty2.0: Smelly Pirate Hooker: snowybunting: Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.

Uh, that's awfully specific ...

It was in the sex tape, I think.


OK, duly noted. I never saw it. LOL
 
2022-08-11 4:06:16 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Kitty2.0: Smelly Pirate Hooker: snowybunting: Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.

Uh, that's awfully specific ...

It was in the sex tape, I think.

OK, duly noted. I never saw it. LOL


I've only seen still shots, never been super interested in seeing celebrity sex tapes, especially Tonya Harding's. *shudder*
 
2022-08-11 5:01:15 PM  

Trik: From reading these comments, I guess I'm in the minority here in not caring to see Lee's pecker.


Quite a few of us had little interest in his wang. Where he was putting it, otoh, was of great interest.
 
2022-08-11 5:07:19 PM  
The lawyer added that Federline is "annoyed" that Britney said her ex-husband's house "has more weed than Ludacris, 50 Cent, Jay-Z and Puff Daddy combined!!!!"

She didn't say Snoop Dogg because nobody can smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg!
 
2022-08-11 5:17:47 PM  
A beautiful 12-inch dick is a complete waste when it's attached to a 74-inch asshole.
 
2022-08-11 5:27:39 PM  

Picklehead: The lawyer added that Federline is "annoyed" that Britney said her ex-husband's house "has more weed than Ludacris, 50 Cent, Jay-Z and Puff Daddy combined!!!!"

She didn't say Snoop Dogg because nobody can smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg!


Are we talking lifetime because Willie might like to have a word.
 
2022-08-11 5:56:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Why can't all of these people just die and their money go to charity?


I am sure plenty of  Tommy Lee's money has gone to Charity. And Destiny. And Angel. And Cinnamon...
 
2022-08-11 6:00:44 PM  

Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.


The new freeloader will see to that I'm sure. Only so much grift to go around after all.
 
2022-08-11 6:30:40 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Picklehead: The lawyer added that Federline is "annoyed" that Britney said her ex-husband's house "has more weed than Ludacris, 50 Cent, Jay-Z and Puff Daddy combined!!!!"

She didn't say Snoop Dogg because nobody can smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg!

Are we talking lifetime because Willie might like to have a word.


Can't argue with that!
 
2022-08-11 7:29:21 PM  

cheap_thoughts: aaronx: If I was packing what Mr. Lee is packing, all a y'all would have seen it plenty of times by now.

I see plenty of wrinkley old man dick at work as a nurse. I'm sure his is nice, but it carries disease.


And any loiterers half across town if they grab a good hold.
/ring the ball for your stop
 
2022-08-11 7:32:20 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Rapmaster2000: POPOZAO!

Its a Brazilian ass shaker

/I love Britney and I'm thrilled she's free but I'll probably never completely forgive her for making Kevin Federline a thing


I re felt the cringe from watching this all the way back in the early 00s. That was peak doucheitude
 
2022-08-11 7:50:33 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: Rapmaster2000: POPOZAO!

Its a Brazilian ass shaker

/I love Britney and I'm thrilled she's free but I'll probably never completely forgive her for making Kevin Federline a thing

Imagine the money she spent to give him custom brake calipers on the Ferrari she bought him.
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What kills me isn't that Federline failed upwards in such a spectacular manner, but that he managed to hold steady with his winnings with a combination of a baby trap and the world's worst conservatorship. Federline's failure graph looks like this:

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I imagine it's going straight back down to zero around 2024, though.
 
2022-08-11 8:02:40 PM  

cheap_thoughts: aaronx: If I was packing what Mr. Lee is packing, all a y'all would have seen it plenty of times by now.

I see plenty of wrinkley old man dick at work as a nurse. I'm sure his is nice, but it carries disease.


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/got nuthin
//felt need to post
///Trees!!
 
2022-08-11 8:03:40 PM  

snowybunting: Unless Tommy Lee is honking the horn of a boat with his johnson, I'm not interested.


that's what Cameo is for
 
2022-08-11 8:05:45 PM  

Picklehead: The lawyer added that Federline is "annoyed" that Britney said her ex-husband's house "has more weed than Ludacris, 50 Cent, Jay-Z and Puff Daddy combined!!!!"

She didn't say Snoop Dogg because nobody can smoke more weed than Snoop Dogg!


Willie Nelson wasn't mentioned either!

/heh, "willie"
 
2022-08-11 8:06:35 PM  

Great clown Pagliacci's pick-me-up: NewportBarGuy: Why can't all of these people just die and their money go to charity?

I am sure plenty of  Tommy Lee's money has gone to Charity. And Destiny. And Angel. And Cinnamon...


that's a LOT of drugs.
 
2022-08-11 9:40:23 PM  

Trik: From reading these comments, I guess I'm in the minority here in not caring to see Lee's pecker.


I saw it, and didn't care either. His tattoos are far more interesting.
 
2022-08-11 11:47:02 PM  

Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.


Maybe they shouldn't have to obey her, because she is crazy. How about the one where she's insisting that they slather their faces in goo before bed? That's chick shiat. And besides, they're at an age where their actual biggest appearance problem is going to be acne, not "fine lines". Acne isn't going to be helped by adding additional artificial oil to the skin to further clog pores. Anyway, do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone placed under conservatorship? That she couldn't avoid that in the first place means she really has problems. I guess I mostly feel sorry for the kids. Both parents seem like a farking embarrassment.
 
2022-08-12 1:23:35 AM  

anotherluser: Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.

Maybe they shouldn't have to obey her, because she is crazy. How about the one where she's insisting that they slather their faces in goo before bed? That's chick shiat. And besides, they're at an age where their actual biggest appearance problem is going to be acne, not "fine lines". Acne isn't going to be helped by adding additional artificial oil to the skin to further clog pores. Anyway, do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone placed under conservatorship? That she couldn't avoid that in the first place means she really has problems. I guess I mostly feel sorry for the kids. Both parents seem like a farking embarrassment.


OMG! A k-fed apologist!
 
2022-08-12 1:31:38 AM  
So I honestly didn't know Kevin Federline hadn't faded into complete obscurity yet. This was 15 years ago:

K-Fed Rollin' VIP Fast Food Super Bowl Commercial ad 2007
Youtube GIoHOtcPMh0
 
2022-08-12 7:55:03 AM  

Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.


It sounds like her kids are being teenagers and she is going through the things most parents of teenagers go through. I never told my boy he had to leave, but I did tell him I wouldn't stop him from going.

Her ex putting it in the public view is a punk ass move. It's such a punk ass move I'm surprised he waited this long. He isn't helping the boys, regardless of Brittney's parenting skills.
 
2022-08-12 10:39:52 AM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: I love Britney and I'm thrilled she's free but I'll probably never completely forgive her for making Kevin Federline a thing


You can forgive her. Federline was never a thing. He was just a brief running joke for trying to become a thing.
 
2022-08-12 11:16:31 AM  

anotherluser: Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.

Maybe they shouldn't have to obey her, because she is crazy. How about the one where she's insisting that they slather their faces in goo before bed? That's chick shiat. And besides, they're at an age where their actual biggest appearance problem is going to be acne, not "fine lines". Acne isn't going to be helped by adding additional artificial oil to the skin to further clog pores. Anyway, do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone placed under conservatorship? That she couldn't avoid that in the first place means she really has problems. I guess I mostly feel sorry for the kids. Both parents seem like a farking embarrassment.


I think you've got it backwards. Getting or off a conservatorship is difficult. Getting out into one is frighteningly easy
 
2022-08-12 11:23:19 AM  

Trik: anotherluser: Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.

Maybe they shouldn't have to obey her, because she is crazy. How about the one where she's insisting that they slather their faces in goo before bed? That's chick shiat. And besides, they're at an age where their actual biggest appearance problem is going to be acne, not "fine lines". Acne isn't going to be helped by adding additional artificial oil to the skin to further clog pores. Anyway, do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone placed under conservatorship? That she couldn't avoid that in the first place means she really has problems. I guess I mostly feel sorry for the kids. Both parents seem like a farking embarrassment.

OMG! A k-fed apologist!


What part of the bolded did you not understand? Federline is a talentless, empty headed, useless leech and a weasel. That doesn't make your hero Ms. Spears not a whack job, though.
 
2022-08-12 11:36:41 AM  

bark2787: anotherluser: Trik: In around two years k-fed's gravy train runs out.

I believe this is his way to attempt extortion, release something that casts a bad light on her publicly while implying he has much worse that can be released.

I have no doube he coached the kids they didn't have to obey her because she's crazy.

Time to get a jorb k-fed.
The free ride is coming to an end.

Maybe they shouldn't have to obey her, because she is crazy. How about the one where she's insisting that they slather their faces in goo before bed? That's chick shiat. And besides, they're at an age where their actual biggest appearance problem is going to be acne, not "fine lines". Acne isn't going to be helped by adding additional artificial oil to the skin to further clog pores. Anyway, do you have any idea how hard it is to get someone placed under conservatorship? That she couldn't avoid that in the first place means she really has problems. I guess I mostly feel sorry for the kids. Both parents seem like a farking embarrassment.

I think you've got it backwards. Getting or off a conservatorship is difficult. Getting out into one is frighteningly easy


Not from what I've seen in California. My aunt was out to lunch. Only by sheer luck, she managed to die before she ran through all her money, but it was a very near thing. If she'd lived even a few more months she'd have been doing so while homeless. Compulsively bought crap she didn't need until there was no room for her in her house. My cousin never managed to get a conservatorship.
 
2022-08-12 12:32:34 PM  
Tommy Lee could choke me with that dick 3 times a day for the rest of my life and I would cook and clean and be a happy person.

Kevin Federline who?
 
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