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(CNN)   Moderna's CEO says Covid vaccines will evolve like 'an iPhone,' meaning your personal 5G may actually be within reach - assuming you hold yourself right   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Influenza, World Health Organization, Smallpox, Vaccine, Vaccination, Immune system, Vaccination schedule, new combined product  
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2022-08-11 10:07:27 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:26:04 AM  
My antenna is too short

(._. )
 
2022-08-11 10:39:05 AM  
My Bill Gates chip doesn't seem to working.  Who do I call for repair?
 
2022-08-11 10:49:07 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: My antenna is too short

(._. )


Size doesn't matter!

/that's what I keep telling myself.
 
2022-08-11 10:50:47 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: My antenna is too short

(._. )


You're gonna make ditty enter the thread, stop it right now.
 
2022-08-11 10:54:16 AM  
My new third eye is great for seeing really up close.
 
2022-08-11 10:54:49 AM  

oldernell: My Bill Gates chip doesn't seem to working.  Who do I call for repair?


I replaced mine with a 16 core running Linux.  I'm now immune to everything except physical attacks.
 
2022-08-11 11:09:59 AM  
So we'll have to get a new one every couple of years until we die? Sounds about right

/android user
//used my last phone until it was literally too slow to use
///no farking reason it should have gotten that slow grumble grumble
 
2022-08-11 11:13:54 AM  
So the next vaccine is going to brick my immune system?
 
2022-08-11 11:26:01 AM  
I've had two Covid shots and two boosters.  Still pissed I didn't mutate or get any kind of superpowers.  Big disappointment.
 
2022-08-11 11:35:04 AM  
5G is a bit of a running joke. For all of the hype, it is crazy expensive to deploy.  You won't get it for free in a shot.
 
2022-08-11 11:36:17 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: I've had two Covid shots and two boosters.  Still pissed I didn't mutate or get any kind of superpowers.  Big disappointment.


2 shots, one booster, same. Got tested for Covid yesterday as I'm getting surgery tomorrow, the test was thankfully negative so chances are this is my last full day with two kidneys. I thought that would have been weeks ago because of some miscommunications. With some luck I'll be back home Sunday.
 
2022-08-11 11:38:07 AM  

talkertopc: Chief Superintendent Lookout: I've had two Covid shots and two boosters.  Still pissed I didn't mutate or get any kind of superpowers.  Big disappointment.

2 shots, one booster, same. Got tested for Covid yesterday as I'm getting surgery tomorrow, the test was thankfully negative so chances are this is my last full day with two kidneys. I thought that would have been weeks ago because of some miscommunications. With some luck I'll be back home Sunday.


Yeesh.  Good luck and I hope all goes well.
 
2022-08-11 11:47:28 AM  
So they'll come up with a feature that would be good to have, but wait 3 years to add it in because they need more selling points for a later generation product?
 
2022-08-11 12:03:48 PM  
So you mean the vaccine requires a proprietary needle that costs $100 extra?
 
2022-08-11 12:19:23 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: So we'll have to get a new one every couple of years until we die? Sounds about right


I've said it before:

What do pro-vaxxers and anti-vaxxers share in common?
Both of them will never be fully vaccinated.
 
2022-08-11 12:21:14 PM  
So they're eventually going to make me pay a bunch to get it needlessly?
 
2022-08-11 1:52:34 PM  

talkertopc: Chief Superintendent Lookout: I've had two Covid shots and two boosters.  Still pissed I didn't mutate or get any kind of superpowers.  Big disappointment.

2 shots, one booster, same. Got tested for Covid yesterday as I'm getting surgery tomorrow, the test was thankfully negative so chances are this is my last full day with two kidneys. I thought that would have been weeks ago because of some miscommunications. With some luck I'll be back home Sunday.


Good luck mañana, how all goes well.
 
2022-08-11 2:57:38 PM  
I think Subby's been holding himself a little too much lately.
 
2022-08-12 12:48:18 PM  
uhhhh, i'd a thought the example of say, an actual annually changing vaccine like the Flu might'a been a  more go to example to use, rather than need to reach for an analogy from some other field?
WTF I thought you worked at a pharmaceutical company a hole it's just what yall alrady do.
 
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