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(BBC)   Car thief tried to hide from police inside teddy bear   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Amusing, Crime, Automobile, force spokesman, Joshua Dobson, Greater Manchester Police, Greater Manchester, large bear, Manchester  
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2022-08-11 12:42:01 PM  
Bearse?

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2022-08-11 1:25:10 PM  
Winnie the D'oh.
 
2022-08-11 1:33:11 PM  
Clever idea, but now they are going to throw sodomy charges at him.
 
2022-08-11 1:34:18 PM  
Now he may have a different kind of bear inside him.
 
2022-08-11 1:36:04 PM  
Well, I have absolutely no unanswered questions after reading that article
 
2022-08-11 1:38:03 PM  
"When we went to arrest him, our officers noticed a large bear breathing in the address before finding Dobson hidden inside," he said.

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2022-08-11 1:40:27 PM  
Eventually, to live again, he would have to transfer his soul into the kid that gets the bear.
 
2022-08-11 1:42:04 PM  
It's more likely than you think
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2022-08-11 1:46:13 PM  
Dude is 18.  Is he a midget? The pictures in TFA shows a teddy bear with the stuffing still inside it that a malnourished 10 year-old would struggle to fit into.  This story seems totally legit.
 
2022-08-11 1:47:16 PM  
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2022-08-11 1:48:04 PM  
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'...and then I bent over & shat a car-thief out my arse.'

'Is that how you got "the pooh" affixed to your name?'
 
2022-08-11 1:50:21 PM  
A Teddy Bear?!
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2022-08-11 2:10:08 PM  

koder: Bearse?

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2022-08-11 2:10:58 PM  

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nice
 
2022-08-11 2:27:56 PM  
" I thought those things smelled bad on the OUTside! "

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2022-08-11 2:38:27 PM  

FarkingSmurf: Dude is 18.  Is he a midget? The pictures in TFA shows a teddy bear with the stuffing still inside it that a malnourished 10 year-old would struggle to fit into.  This story seems totally legit.


If you want to try a malnourished 10 year old as an adult, you have to plant the lie early.

Or maybe that's a really big guy next to it and they also noticed the stuffing strewn through the car.
 
2022-08-11 2:55:35 PM  
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I as set up.
 
2022-08-11 3:18:17 PM  
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2022-08-11 3:27:59 PM  
woo hoo! My 1st bear thread got sudmitted!!!
 
2022-08-11 3:49:54 PM  

BeerBear: woo hoo! My 1st bear thread got sudmitted!!!


You win a 10% off coupon for any leather pants purchase!

/and beer
 
2022-08-11 3:53:46 PM  
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HA!  Nobody will ever find me here!
 
2022-08-11 4:12:14 PM  

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HA!  Nobody will ever find me here!


That is a brilliant farking costume.  Like Salvador Dali time but in fur
 
2022-08-11 4:33:26 PM  

BeerBear: woo hoo! My 1st bear thread got sudmitted!!!


Congrats!  Ursines of the world, unite!
 
2022-08-11 5:39:01 PM  
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2022-08-11 6:49:22 PM  
Strangely there is a parallel in classic literature here - The original novel of The Last of the Mohicans has a chapter where Hawkeye fools everyone by dressing as an actual bear and growling convincingly.

/ Or so I read in Cliff Notes .
// Meaningless slashie.
/// Chingachgook managed to evade detection by diving into the water and disguising himself as ...........wait-for-it.......a very large beaver,

The film versions are probably better than the book, some people say.
 
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