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(Fox News)   We now have definitive proof that Fox News is performative art. And there's nothing that will make the cult members blink   (foxnews.com) divider line
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4950 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 10:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 8:59:11 AM  
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2022-08-11 9:02:04 AM  
Lady Gaga is performative art, or says she is.

This is performative... something.
 
2022-08-11 9:07:40 AM  
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2022-08-11 9:13:21 AM  
1) That's clearly  Andy Kauffman

2) Stop trying to make Hunter Biden happen. It's not going to happen.
 
2022-08-11 9:29:07 AM  
Is that beret supposed to give that assclown a shred of credibility?
 
2022-08-11 9:35:26 AM  
He doesn't look blind to me.
 
2022-08-11 9:38:44 AM  

GardenWeasel: He doesn't look blind to me.


Assuming he dressed himself, I'd say that's an argument for visual impairment.
 
2022-08-11 9:42:41 AM  
I have no idea who that Fox host is, but she has dead eyes... like a doll's eyes...
 
2022-08-11 9:46:16 AM  
Is that a lumberjack mime?
 
2022-08-11 10:05:11 AM  
I just can't make a final decision on what I think until I hear Joe the Plumber's opinion. He was real America.
 
2022-08-11 10:11:52 AM  
"Critics worry these meetings could signal Chinese influence at the highest levels of the U.S. government."

Now, do Don Jr, Ivanka, Eric and China, Russia, Saudis, UAE..etc.

Oh, and just 'imagining' things in your head isn't evidence the FBI is going to pay attention too.
 
2022-08-11 10:13:15 AM  
Is he about ready to hit the links or something? WTF is that hat?
 
2022-08-11 10:15:48 AM  
Fox is the Propaganda wing of the Republican party. They exist to praise Republicans and denigrate Democrats.
 
2022-08-11 10:16:29 AM  

markie_farkie: Is that beret supposed to give that assclown a shred of credibility?


He's cos playing a special forces 'Green Beret'
His Navy Seal costume was getting de-spooged at the cleaners.
 
2022-08-11 10:17:22 AM  

question_dj: Is he about ready to hit the links or something? WTF is that hat?


I'll bet he's the Mar-a-Lago snitch.
 
2022-08-11 10:18:09 AM  

Private_Citizen: Fox is the Propaganda wing of the Republican party. They exist to praise Republicans and denigrate Democrats.


I thought that was the PolTab
 
2022-08-11 10:18:12 AM  

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2022-08-11 10:20:14 AM  
Woah.  Mattel successfully animated a Barbie doll??!?!
 
2022-08-11 10:20:39 AM  
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You can trust him - he's able to see Both sides of any issue.
 
2022-08-11 10:22:22 AM  
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How is this not a scene from Idiocracy?
 
2022-08-11 10:25:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I just can't make a final decision on what I think until I hear Joe the Plumber's opinion. He was real America.


I want a roundtable between Joe, Todd Palin, and Ted Nugent. I'd also like to hear their cogitations on qualified immunity and climate change. It's the only way to stay infromed.
 
2022-08-11 10:32:23 AM  
Ha, joke's on him. Hunter ran a debiasing program on his laptop befire getting it repaired.
 
2022-08-11 10:35:46 AM  
If we start interviewing ever person with a Hunter Biden laptop, we are going to be here all day.
 
2022-08-11 10:37:50 AM  
 
2022-08-11 10:38:15 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image image 850x780]
You can trust him - he's able to see Both sides of any issue.


He's a lizard people!
 
2022-08-11 10:38:22 AM  
This is bad news for Obama.
 
2022-08-11 10:38:41 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x780]
You can trust him - he's able to see Both sides of any issue.


He should have wore an eyepatch, I just can't take a guy with a lazy eye seriously.
 
2022-08-11 10:38:42 AM  
I'm surprised they haven't trotted out Joe the Plumber in a while to get his take on things. Maybe he died of covid though, I'm not sure.
 
2022-08-11 10:38:45 AM  
They are REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel. Even for Fox. I bet I could get on the air if I said I had a juicy exclusive on Hunter Biden's Laptop (HBL).

"I know HBL is hiding in a cave system in Pakistan!"
 
2022-08-11 10:38:50 AM  
One eye lookin' atcha. One eye lookin' FORYA.

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2022-08-11 10:38:59 AM  

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How is this not a scene from Idiocracy?


Because her tits aren't big enough.

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2022-08-11 10:39:12 AM  
If you can't trust a grown man wearing a tam o'shanter, who can you trust?
 
2022-08-11 10:39:22 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:40:26 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:40:35 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I just can't make a final decision on what I think until I hear Joe the Plumber's opinion. He was real America.


I for one will not make up my mind about the plight of POC in this country until I hear from some redneck trucker at Pop's Diner in Devil's Asshole, Montana.
 
2022-08-11 10:41:13 AM  
That's not what "begs the question" means, idiot.
 
2022-08-11 10:41:18 AM  

shastacola: [Fark user image image 680x340]

How is this not a scene from Idiocracy?


You could probably do a remake just utilizing footage we have now.
 
2022-08-11 10:41:19 AM  

optikeye: markie_farkie: Is that beret supposed to give that assclown a shred of credibility?

He's cos playing a special forces 'Green Beret'
His Navy Seal costume was getting de-spooged at the cleaners.


Green Burrito
 
2022-08-11 10:41:21 AM  
Did he hand it over to the FBI? I thought he handed it over to Giuliani which triggered my BS detector in the first place.
 
2022-08-11 10:42:13 AM  
Literally all that they have left is attacking core law enforcement institutions and Biden's un-elected, private citizen son - the one that didn't die, and doesn't have a job serving directly in the administration.

Nice. Good luck.
 
2022-08-11 10:42:23 AM  

question_dj: Is he about ready to hit the links or something? WTF is that hat?


Great Value Payne Stewart
 
2022-08-11 10:42:35 AM  

question_dj: Is he about ready to hit the links or something? WTF is that hat?


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2022-08-11 10:42:59 AM  
Okay -- I fully admit to not ever really looking beyond the (stupid) headlines about the HB laptop: was there ever actually a laptop? Like, I remember the story coming out, something about Rudy 9/11 claiming to have the hard drive(s) in his possession but only talking about them never turning over proof to anyone who wasn't FOX, and then it kinda faded except for the occasional vague mention as part of the whargarble noise generator.

Has there ever been anything tangible from this?  Like, data shown to journalists, or an actual physical device shown, or even photographs, anything?  Anything at all besides them simply reporting about its supposed existence?  It always seemed like an incredibly flimsy story even by Fox News standards.
 
2022-08-11 10:43:37 AM  

LeftisRightisWrong: I'm surprised they haven't trotted out Joe the Plumber in a while to get his take on things. Maybe he died of covid though, I'm not sure.


I don't think the Fox News crowd really cares about the old liar now. When he was just pretending to be a small business owner lying to Obama about how he was ruining his pretend business he was a wing nut darling. Now that he works at an auto plant he's just a lazy union mooch.
 
2022-08-11 10:43:43 AM  
These people have no idea of how search warrants work, do they?
 
2022-08-11 10:44:03 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 850x780]
You can trust him - he's able to see Both sides of any issue.


And around corners.
 
2022-08-11 10:44:06 AM  
He is clearly wearing the chapeau of a trustworthy gentleman.

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2022-08-11 10:45:04 AM  
People are saying that the so-called warrant used to raid Mar-a-lago was sent to the printer by a Hunter Biden laptop.
 
2022-08-11 10:45:06 AM  

hubiestubert: These people have no idea of how search warrants work, do they?


It's Fox News, neither people on the network nor the the people who watch have any idea how anything works.
 
2022-08-11 10:45:37 AM  
"Now?"

You're slow Subby.

Like, emblematic-of-the-farking-problem slow.
 
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