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4708 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Aug 2022 at 10:15 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-11 8:47:26 AM  
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2022-08-11 9:10:32 AM  
She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.
 
2022-08-11 9:19:23 AM  

Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.


I think she was a traffic court judge.
 
2022-08-11 9:20:01 AM  

Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.


But they were for people that actually deserved it.  You know - Democrats.
 
2022-08-11 9:23:49 AM  
"Yelling it doesn't make it true!"

The angry mayonnaise says otherwise.
 
2022-08-11 9:28:51 AM  
i like how the blonde gets after the one saying things aren't true. not the one just making louder mayonnaise noises.
 
2022-08-11 9:31:17 AM  

Irving Maimway: "Yelling it doesn't make it true!"

The angry mayonnaise says otherwise.


You keep Claire Lower out of this
 
2022-08-11 9:43:28 AM  
Yes, he cooperated with them.  All the way from New York, before he even knew what was going on, because Trump is clairvoyant, and also totally innocent of this political witch hunt so why wouldn't he cooperate when he had nothing to hide, not even the things he kept locked in his hotel safe in his private residence!  Oh my, look at the time, it's Merlot o'clock...
 
2022-08-11 9:43:35 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.

I think she was a traffic court judge.


She is not qualified to be a beauty pageant judge
 
2022-08-11 9:47:09 AM  

OldRod: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.

I think she was a traffic court judge.

She is not qualified to be a beauty pageant judge


She's not qualified to be Judge Reinhold.
 
2022-08-11 10:02:18 AM  
This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge
 
2022-08-11 10:18:29 AM  
These shows and the people who watch them are everything wrong with this country. John Stewart had it right almost two decades ago when he eviscerated Carlson and Begala on Crossfire, and the infotainment industry has responded by steadily increasing the number of idiots gathered around a table screaming at each other to satisfy the halfwits who only understand debate as gladiatorial combat.
 
2022-08-11 10:18:31 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Your mom's farts?

/ducks and runs, FAST!
 
2022-08-11 10:18:34 AM  
I don't think she has the juice to pull down Franzia money anymore. She's been tipping back Carlo Rossi straight from the jug.
 
2022-08-11 10:18:39 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:18:40 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Wine competition?
 
2022-08-11 10:18:50 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Worst wine?
 
2022-08-11 10:19:39 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:19:45 AM  
Yes. Good. Sup upon each others hatred until there is nothing left.
 
2022-08-11 10:19:59 AM  
She knows he's innocent.  Judge Jeanie searched his whole house, and she didn't find any vodka bottles hidden in shoeboxes.  She busted open what she thought was the liquor cabinet, but it was only filled with Sudafed.  There wasn't even a bottle of Scope to drink!
 
2022-08-11 10:20:02 AM  
That's classic. Jeanine is acting like a petulant child. So, basically, a day that ends with y.
 
2022-08-11 10:20:22 AM  
Dang, Cecily Strong's really let herself go...
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2022-08-11 10:20:26 AM  
people talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?
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2022-08-11 10:21:54 AM  

Pocket Ninja: These shows and the people who watch them are everything wrong with this country. John Stewart had it right almost two decades ago when he eviscerated Carlson and Begala on Crossfire, and the infotainment industry has responded by steadily increasing the number of idiots gathered around a table screaming at each other to satisfy the halfwits who only understand debate as gladiatorial combat.


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2022-08-11 10:21:58 AM  
That is exactly like talking to my MAGA neighbors. It's the equivalent of putting fingers in your ears and yelling LALALALALALA.
 
2022-08-11 10:22:10 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.

I think she was a traffic court judge.


More like a judge at the county fair.
 
2022-08-11 10:22:18 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


The quality of the different box wine vintages.
 
2022-08-11 10:22:48 AM  
"Yelling it doesn't make it true."

Imagine how different our political discourse would be if people understood that.

Yelling it doesn't make it true, but it does give the yeller a little endorphin rush, and that's really all they want.
 
2022-08-11 10:24:12 AM  
It works at home and with employees that question her judgement so yelling must be the right thing to do when facts get in the way.
 
2022-08-11 10:25:47 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


If water is wet
 
2022-08-11 10:26:17 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge

If water is wet


Water is not wet, it makes things wet.
 
2022-08-11 10:26:49 AM  

zeroman987: cowsaregoodeating: scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge

If water is wet

Water is not wet, it makes things wet.


I see you're good at it too.
 
2022-08-11 10:27:02 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: She's not qualified to be Judge Reinhold.


What about in a Mock Trial?

...could result in a Hung Jury
 
2022-08-11 10:27:44 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Pros and Cons of eating Sterno at 3:00am when the liquor store is closed.
 
2022-08-11 10:28:41 AM  
When you see this woman sitting at the bar, you find another bar.
 
2022-08-11 10:30:40 AM  
I know everyone rightfully raves about Cecily Strong's Piro impression, but Alanna Ubach's performance in the movie "Bombshell" is pretty amazing
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2022-08-11 10:30:40 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge

If water is wet


Unless it's in a wine glass, she would never even notice.
 
2022-08-11 10:31:55 AM  

born_yesterday: When you see this woman sitting at the bar, you find another bar.


In a different town.
 
2022-08-11 10:32:05 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:32:22 AM  
Judge wino HAS to defend Trump. He pardoned her Husband.
 
2022-08-11 10:32:42 AM  
Yelling doesn't make things true.

You need to feel that things are true, too!
 
2022-08-11 10:33:08 AM  

Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.


Her complete tenure as a judge was in county court for only a year and a half between 1991 and 1992, so probably not.
 
2022-08-11 10:33:25 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Survivor: Ernest & Julio Gallo's Cellar
America's Got Tannins
Whose Wine Is It Anyway?
 
2022-08-11 10:34:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: These shows and the people who watch them are everything wrong with this country. John Stewart had it right almost two decades ago when he eviscerated Carlson and Begala on Crossfire, and the infotainment industry has responded by steadily increasing the number of idiots gathered around a table screaming at each other to satisfy the halfwits who only understand debate as gladiatorial combat.


Nah, they'll just find bigger idiots.
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2022-08-11 10:35:12 AM  
How do people watch this shiat?

"You know how shiatty families yell at each other at Thanksgiving and no one listens to what the other is saying and it's just a farking mess? Let's watch that every morning with our Poptarts!"
 
2022-08-11 10:36:31 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:37:07 AM  

scottydoesntknow: This sounds like a fun game: What Could Judge Jeanine Pinot Actually Judge


Livestock at the county fair?
 
2022-08-11 10:39:01 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Circusdog320: She was a judge right? I bet she signed a few search warrants.

I think she was a traffic court judge.


She was a District Attorney for longer than she was a Judge. It is very safe to assume she signed on search warrants.

Whether she remembers or chooses to remember is a different story. She is a Faux News "personality" and reality does not really agree with them.
 
2022-08-11 10:39:10 AM  
Wasn't it a crime the moment he took them home? Asking in the first place was just doing him a favor.
 
2022-08-11 10:43:27 AM  
lol I like this show and I like Jessica.  Out of all the token liberals they've had on she seems to be the smartest.  Harold's good too but he plays it a little safe and dry for the show.  I can't believe Pirro was ever a judge...she has such a lay internet-y opinion on legal matters.
 
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