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(Biography Channel)   What's that? *hand to ear* The Hulkster is 69 today, brrrrrothers and sisters. Nice   (biography.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 9:10:21 AM  
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2022-08-11 9:19:14 AM  
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2022-08-11 9:26:04 AM  
Hulk Hogan Real American (official video) / Theme Song
Youtube eX_k5_egUAo
 
2022-08-11 9:28:57 AM  
Who? Oh right, Peter Thiel's little minon

/Don't stare, it's not nice to be a gawker
 
2022-08-11 9:38:47 AM  
He would be comically ridiculous if not for the casual racism.  I'm more forgiving than most if you were young and stupid, or if it were a really long time ago, but he's pretty vile.
 
2022-08-11 9:42:24 AM  

Harrogate the Melon Bunger: He would be comically ridiculous if not for the casual racism.  I'm more forgiving than most if you were young and stupid, or if it were a really long time ago, but he's pretty vile.


Yeah. also, hear about the guy who runs his store in Florida? Racist Q-anon loon. Cornette's been getting mail from people who visit and if he's Hogan's friend, that only gives me more pause the his choice to hang out with Brian Kobbs.
 
2022-08-11 9:42:59 AM  
Wonder if Bubba the Love Sponge's wife is ready, brother?
 
2022-08-11 9:50:46 AM  
Back in the 90's I was having dinner at a restaurant in Indian Rocks Beach when he came in with his family and sat at the table next to me. He is a very large man.
 
2022-08-11 9:58:27 AM  

iamskibibitz: Back in the 90's I was having dinner at a restaurant in Indian Rocks Beach when he came in with his family and sat at the table next to me. He is a very large man.


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2022-08-11 10:06:09 AM  
I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.
 
2022-08-11 10:10:24 AM  
We're all old enough to remember that there was no WWE in the 1980's.  Or the 1990's.
 
2022-08-11 10:10:55 AM  
Unpopular opinion:

Brutus the barber beefcake carried him. I mean the man was a wrestler and had a trade skill.
 
2022-08-11 10:11:11 AM  
The man who destroyed the Twin Towers? We shouldn't be celebrating that farker at all!
 
2022-08-11 10:14:16 AM  

kdawg7736: [YouTube video: Hulk Hogan Real American (official video) / Theme Song]


Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band! Even Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart played in that band!
 
2022-08-11 10:16:10 AM  

JAGChem82: The man who destroyed the Twin Towers? We shouldn't be celebrating that farker at all!


To be fair, Akeem had no business on a team with the Big Boss Man.  It was better for everyone.
 
2022-08-11 10:21:43 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:23:50 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:27:39 AM  

Flappyhead: JAGChem82: The man who destroyed the Twin Towers? We shouldn't be celebrating that farker at all!

To be fair, Akeem had no business on a team with the Big Boss Man.  It was better for everyone.


Akeem falls through the ropes

Remains one of my favorite botches, ever.
 
2022-08-11 10:30:09 AM  

phedex: Flappyhead: JAGChem82: The man who destroyed the Twin Towers? We shouldn't be celebrating that farker at all!

To be fair, Akeem had no business on a team with the Big Boss Man.  It was better for everyone.

Akeem falls through the ropes

Remains one of my favorite botches, ever.


There's a reason you stagger multiple people hitting the ropes.
 
2022-08-11 10:47:00 AM  
Love or hate him Hulkamamia was real. I'll never forget how he turned a wrestlemania crowd against the The Rock.

Or how he bought me a real fine pair of boots.
 
2022-08-11 10:50:20 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Love or hate him Hulkamamia was real. I'll never forget how he turned a wrestlemania crowd against the The Rock.

Or how he bought me a real fine pair of boots.


Oh I was 100# all in as a skinny little boy, taking my vitamins.
 
2022-08-11 11:13:48 AM  

phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.


The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe
 
2022-08-11 11:16:17 AM  

baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe


This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?
 
2022-08-11 11:25:14 AM  

BaldrDash: baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe

This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?


Not sure
But warrior hurts
He got his start in the old WORLD CLASS CHALLENGE WRESTLING in Dallas

LIVE FROM THE WILL ROGERS SPOTSTORUIM IN DALLAS TEXAS
 
2022-08-11 11:44:20 AM  

phedex: Flappyhead: JAGChem82: The man who destroyed the Twin Towers? We shouldn't be celebrating that farker at all!

To be fair, Akeem had no business on a team with the Big Boss Man.  It was better for everyone.

Akeem falls through the ropes

Remains one of my favorite botches, ever.


Give Randy and Ray credit for improving that fast.  They both knew Akeem wasn't getting back up for a while.
 
2022-08-11 11:57:36 AM  

baka-san: BaldrDash: baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe

This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?

Not sure
But warrior hurts
He got his start in the old WORLD CLASS CHALLENGE WRESTLING in Dallas

LIVE FROM THE WILL ROGERS SPOTSTORUIM IN DALLAS TEXAS


(Me seeing him for the first time on WCCW TV): "What the hell is a Dingo Warrior?"
 
2022-08-11 12:35:54 PM  

Snapper Carr: baka-san: BaldrDash: baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe

This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?

Not sure
But warrior hurts
He got his start in the old WORLD CLASS CHALLENGE WRESTLING in Dallas

LIVE FROM THE WILL ROGERS SPOTSTORUIM IN DALLAS TEXAS

(Me seeing him for the first time on WCCW TV): "What the hell is a Dingo Warrior?"


A warrior that eats babies. Duh
 
2022-08-11 12:45:14 PM  

TDWCom29: Snapper Carr: baka-san: BaldrDash: baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe

This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?

Not sure
But warrior hurts
He got his start in the old WORLD CLASS CHALLENGE WRESTLING in Dallas

LIVE FROM THE WILL ROGERS SPOTSTORUIM IN DALLAS TEXAS

(Me seeing him for the first time on WCCW TV): "What the hell is a Dingo Warrior?"

A warrior that eats babies. Duh


I watched a special about him with the wife awhile back. If half was true I expect that UW had some undiagnosed/untreated mental health issues. It seemed like everyone knew something was wrong, but either the times or the $$$ kept the train moving on down the line. Made me sad, he was one of my favorites as a kid. Granted this all speculative based on a made for tv docuseries so a big scoop of salt is in order.
 
2022-08-11 12:45:49 PM  
Why is this in the sports tab?
 
2022-08-11 12:46:02 PM  

dietbubba: Why is this in the sports tab?


Because FARK YOU, that's why!
 
2022-08-11 12:49:32 PM  

dietbubba: Why is this in the sports tab?


I believe the answer is: for tears.
 
2022-08-11 1:14:29 PM  

baka-san: The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe


You're forgetting about me, pal!
-Vince McMahon
 
2022-08-11 1:17:02 PM  

Snapper Carr: (Me seeing him for the first time on WCCW TV): "What the hell is a Dingo Warrior?"


Ultimate Warrior = monster babyface
Dingo Warrior = baby-face eating monster
 
2022-08-11 1:37:08 PM  

Harrogate the Melon Bunger: He would be comically ridiculous if not for the casual racism.  I'm more forgiving than most if you were young and stupid, or if it were a really long time ago, but he's pretty vile.


His daughter-boner is fine with you, but you draw the line at racism?

/i keed i keed
//but not about the daughter-boner, that's legit
 
2022-08-11 1:43:15 PM  

NeoCortex42: iamskibibitz: Back in the 90's I was having dinner at a restaurant in Indian Rocks Beach when he came in with his family and sat at the table next to me. He is a very large man.

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Thats not Hulk Hogan that is Thunder Lips.
 
2022-08-11 1:48:52 PM  

buckeyebrain: dietbubba: Why is this in the sports tab?

Because FARK YOU, that's why!


EXACTLY

/subby
 
2022-08-11 1:49:38 PM  

dietbubba: Why is this in the sports tab?


IT'S REAL TO ME DAMMIT
 
2022-08-11 7:31:35 PM  

baka-san: BaldrDash: baka-san: phedex: I had posters with mr. perfect, jake the snake, and the ultimate warrior. I wished i was marty jannety.

I was NEVER a hulkamaniac.

The ultimate warrior

One of the few who could give terry a run for their money in douche canoe

This is later, post my following it every Saturday morning. But didn't Brett the Hitman Hart come close?

Not sure
But warrior hurts
He got his start in the old WORLD CLASS CHALLENGE WRESTLING in Dallas

LIVE FROM THE WILL ROGERS SPOTSTORUIM IN DALLAS TEXAS


WCCW/Mid South Wrestling was the wrestling I grew up watching. The 7-8 year old me would try to stay up every Saturday night to watch the 10-12 show recorded show.

Around that age we got cable and tried to watch WWF on USA. I remember thinking, who knew pro-wrestling had a minor league?
 
2022-08-11 8:25:36 PM  

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2022-08-11 8:31:15 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: We're all old enough to remember that there was no WWE in the 1980's.  Or the 1990's.


It's now been WWE longer than it was either WWF or WWWF. Get over it.
 
2022-08-12 8:21:25 AM  
Still eating his vitamins, I see.
 
2022-08-12 3:19:29 PM  

No Line For Beer: Nana's Vibrator: We're all old enough to remember that there was no WWE in the 1980's.  Or the 1990's.

It's now been WWE longer than it was either WWF or WWWF. Get over it.


Get over what?  Why are you so mad?  Are you being a candy-ass priss over your age?
 
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