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(Yahoo)   Utz reports record Q2 net because nobody can eat just one   (finance.yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Generally Accepted Accounting Principles, total net sales growth outlook, financial measures, financial results, Company's retail sales, Utz Brands, double digit Adjusted EBITDA growth, sales momentum  
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2022-08-11 8:40:20 AM  
Mmmmmmmmmm

Crab chips.
 
2022-08-11 8:41:12 AM  
Utz... Utz... Utz...  Utz..
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2022-08-11 8:46:07 AM  
Crab chips, yo.

Although I suppose I could just dump some Old Bay into the bag.
 
2022-08-11 8:54:28 AM  
Or because all prices in the grocery store doubled.
 
2022-08-11 9:34:22 AM  
Mike, Bill, and Kevin are going to be pleased. Cheeeeeeeese baaaaaaaaaalls....
 
2022-08-11 9:35:30 AM  

sinner4ever: Or because all prices in the grocery store doubled.


Where do you live?  Clearly, you have never been in a grocery store.  Everyone knows they tripled!
 
2022-08-11 9:44:24 AM  
I've always had good luck with stocks in snack food companies, tobacco, and alcoholic beverage companies during times of economic recession. No matter how dire things are, and sometimes because they are, people will always eat junk food, smoke, and drink more. Only thing that kept my portfolio afloat after 9/11 was Hershey's, Phillip Morris, and brown-forman. Lost my ASS on everything else.
 
2022-08-11 9:47:05 AM  

Rapmaster2000: sinner4ever: Or because all prices in the grocery store doubled.

Where do you live?  Clearly, you have never been in a grocery store.  Everyone knows they tripled!


maybe in your godless liberal utopia. Here in real america they've quadrupled and anyone with a maga hat has to pay a Dummy Tax. They call it that, right on the receipt. Oh they'll code it, call it "Sales tax" but we know that's just a tax on us good conservatives!
 
2022-08-11 10:13:10 AM  
That Utz girl grew up to be ... Ben Aflack.

Now you know the rest of the sorry
 
2022-08-11 10:16:25 AM  
As a native Marylander, I grew up on these babies

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2022-08-11 11:47:16 AM  
Utz isn't my favorite brand, but they do have a few I like -

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2022-08-11 12:08:33 PM  
Mmmmm, dark russets...
 
2022-08-11 1:49:53 PM  
Because marijuana was legalized in more states.
 
2022-08-11 2:12:19 PM  
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Crack in a blue bag.

 
2022-08-11 2:39:43 PM  
That doesn't sound Wise
 
2022-08-11 6:14:51 PM  

JammerJim: Mmmmm, dark russets...


Yup.  And in an emergency, you can use the Red Hots as reactor fuel.

I like them, but their chief attraction is the fact that I can only tolerate a few at a time, which keeps me from scarfing the whole bag in one sitting.
 
2022-08-11 6:16:13 PM  

Fano: That doesn't sound Wise


Classic Wise chips - especially their original Barbecue Chips - are Damn good!
 
2022-08-11 7:15:02 PM  
The only Utz products we have here are their cheese balls and their pretzels. Their pretzels suck compared to Snyder's.
 
2022-08-11 9:02:52 PM  

Caelistis: The only Utz products we have here are their cheese balls and their pretzels. Their pretzels suck compared to Snyder's.


would like to offer an alternative (to inferior pretzels):

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2022-08-12 12:14:09 PM  
Utz always seemed to be one of those brands on the fringes of the store if the store sold them at all, now all of a sudden they have as much shelf space as lays.
 
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