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(Mediaite)   "If the FBI can raid Donald Trump's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents, then the FBI can raid anyone's mega mansion golf resort to look for classified documents - Is that the America we want?"   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 2:39:06 AM  
Yes...duh!
 
2022-08-11 2:45:58 AM  
How dare you treat me like a commoner!
Don't you know who I am?
I want to speak to your manager RIGHT NOW.

- The entire republican party
 
2022-08-11 2:55:33 AM  
A nation and ALL of its people governed by the rule of law?  YES.
 
2022-08-11 2:58:54 AM  
Now THAT's what I call satire.

/Lock him up
 
2022-08-11 3:14:14 AM  
Um, yes?
 
2022-08-11 3:14:50 AM  
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2022-08-11 3:15:37 AM  
Uhhh, yes? If you're not cleared for said classified docs, your ass gets thrown in jail. Even trump agrees with that law he signed in 2018.
 
2022-08-11 3:16:17 AM  
Don't threaten me with a good time
 
2022-08-11 3:17:05 AM  
Against my better judgement, I clicked.  Yikes.  Is this guy serious?

I think earlier tonight, Stephen Colbert played a very similar quote.. and then said, oops, it was actually Al Capone who said that.
 
2022-08-11 3:18:47 AM  
Is that the kind of America we want?

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2022-08-11 3:19:49 AM  

bloobeary: How dare you treat me like a commoner!
Don't you know who I am?
I want to speak to your manager RIGHT NOW.
- The entire republican party


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2022-08-11 3:21:02 AM  
1 million dollar bills stacked on top of one another is about 360 feet

1 billion dollar bills stacked on top of one another is more than 67 miles
 
2022-08-11 3:22:20 AM  

Alphax: Against my better judgement, I clicked.  Yikes.  Is this guy serious?

I think earlier tonight, Stephen Colbert played a very similar quote.. and then said, oops, it was actually Al Capone who said that.


Satire. Not completely obvious at the start more so as you read on.
 
2022-08-11 3:22:39 AM  
Consequences? For my actions?

It's more likely than you'd think.
 
2022-08-11 3:23:51 AM  
Yes please.
 
2022-08-11 3:25:58 AM  

Alphax: Against my better judgement, I clicked.  Yikes.  Is this guy serious?

I think earlier tonight, Stephen Colbert played a very similar quote.. and then said, oops, it was actually Al Capone who said that.


It's not sarcasm, it's a speech impediment.
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2022-08-11 3:30:09 AM  
What the fark did I just not bother to read other than the headline? JFC I've done  some dumb shiat in my time. I've been punished, rightfully so. It doesn't matter who you are..you break the law, you face consequences.
Well.......
....
Not trump i guess.
 
2022-08-11 3:31:30 AM  
Not bad, but the Australian satire site did it better.

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Read to the end, and tell me if you don't agree.
 
2022-08-11 3:31:55 AM  
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2022-08-11 3:36:07 AM  

Smoking GNU: Uhhh, yes? If you're not cleared for said classified docs, your ass gets thrown in jail. Even trump agrees with that law he signed in 2018.


I disagree with jailing people for classified documents per se. Like, if the government sends me the top secret Nancy Regan Throat GOAT Dossier by accident, that's on them and I should get a chance to return said documents because it's they who sent them.

But someone who keeps classified docs after being allowed to return them?  Char you tree!
 
2022-08-11 3:44:03 AM  
i really hope one of Trump's kids is involved in the leak
Baron would be awesome
but ...
Ivanka turning states evidence for a reduced sentence would just be precious
 
2022-08-11 3:45:53 AM  

Alphax: Against my better judgement, I clicked.  Yikes.  Is this guy serious?


erm no?
 
2022-08-11 3:52:34 AM  
Here's my two fins.  I'm buying the "trafficking national secrets" and "collusion with a hostile state to influence elections" squares on Fark's TFG Crimes betting pool.
 
2022-08-11 3:58:57 AM  
If that doesn't happen, we live in a country where some people are above the law. They get to murder, rape, torture, extort, steal, and destroy to their heart's content, whether Democrat, Republican, or neither.

I don't think anyone here wants that. Do you?
 
2022-08-11 4:00:01 AM  

refudiate: Not bad, but the Australian satire site did it better.

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Read to the end, and tell me if you don't agree.


I like it, even if they did grossly downplay just what a titanic piece of shiat Trump is.

Of course, if they didn't, it would probably be considered unprintable.

/Over two dozen rape victims
//that we know of
///two of them were 13
 
2022-08-11 4:00:31 AM  
YES! FORKS SAKE! Why would anyone be above the law? You commit a crime and get caught. You pay, like every one else. In a just world.. not in America though. You're donald trump and you skate..
 
2022-08-11 4:10:09 AM  
Meh.

HST would have done it better.
 
2022-08-11 4:15:48 AM  
Poor person's version.

*DOOR SMASH*

PP: WTF?!!!

PoPo: HE'S NAKED AND ON PCP!!!!

*BLAM BLAM BLAM*

PP: I died.

Fin.
 
2022-08-11 4:17:23 AM  
Nobody has ever raided my house for classified documents, or anything else. You know why? Because I'm not a farking criminal, that's why. Nobody has any evidence of me breaking the law.

So yes, this is exactly the America I want. Inconvenience and punish criminals and leave everyone else alone.
 
2022-08-11 4:27:50 AM  
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they're coming for your furry porn America!
 
2022-08-11 4:30:29 AM  
This could've appeared on OAN without any sarcasm and no one would've blinked.
 
2022-08-11 4:31:04 AM  

keithgabryelski: i really hope one of Trump's kids is involved in the leak
Baron would be awesome
but ...
Ivanka turning states evidence for a reduced sentence would just be precious


Indeed.  Live by the knife in the back, die by the knife in the back.
 
2022-08-11 4:34:25 AM  

Ragin' Asian: This could've appeared on OAN without any sarcasm and no one would've blinked.


Or NewsMax.  And I wouldn't be at all surprised if Tucker does exactly the same.
 
2022-08-11 4:45:10 AM  
Trump is not above the law.
 
2022-08-11 4:52:55 AM  
I just had an idea. Off to the meme generator website. Be back in a minute.

...

OK.

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2022-08-11 5:06:58 AM  
The America I want is free from farking idiots
 
2022-08-11 5:08:58 AM  

Mike_1962: keithgabryelski: i really hope one of Trump's kids is involved in the leak
Baron would be awesome
but ...
Ivanka turning states evidence for a reduced sentence would just be precious

Indeed.  Live by the knife in the back, die by the knife in the back.


That wasn't a knife.
 
2022-08-11 5:20:00 AM  

cretinbob: The America I want is free from farking idiots


I wish idiots would stop saying Mar-A-Lago is a golf club...
 
2022-08-11 5:23:04 AM  
You know how to tell he's not a black?
They raided his house when he wasn't there, it's the same address as on the warrant, and 3 people weren't killed.
They also didn't put a couple 8 balls in the coffee canister or hide a .32 under the mattress in the baby's room.

And I doubt they found anything in Barons room. Not even a nudie magazine.
 
2022-08-11 5:28:06 AM  
For once the answer to a question in a headline is "Yes!".
 
2022-08-11 5:49:39 AM  

Smoking GNU: Uhhh, yes? If you're not cleared for said classified docs, your ass gets thrown in jail. Even trump agrees with that law he signed in 2018.


Now order the IRS to seize keystone contracts for the $100,000,000 in back taxes he owes.  Once seized, the loans on them will be recalled, collapsing all of his other assets.  Once the money is gone he's going to be abandoned and DeSantis will drink his milkshake.
I know TFA is satire, but the fact that the rest of us are subject to civil asset forfeiture and IRS action over relatively minor offenses and people like #45 are not is an outrage.
 
2022-08-11 5:49:47 AM  
$5 says he buried those documents with Ivana.
 
2022-08-11 5:50:08 AM  
The backstory that is emerging about this raid, that it was cooked up by the Biden DOJ after months of discussions and cooperation, is not looking good for them or the Democrats.

I don't think they have any idea what they did or what the end result will be.

The celebrations by anti-democratic Democrats are premature.
There isn't going to be anything to celebrate here, probably the opposite.
 
2022-08-11 5:57:10 AM  

Animatronik: The backstory that is emerging about this raid, that it was cooked up by the Biden DOJ after months of discussions and cooperation, is not looking good for them or the Democrats.

I don't think they have any idea what they did or what the end result will be.

The celebrations by anti-democratic Democrats are premature.
There isn't going to be anything to celebrate here, probably the opposite.



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2022-08-11 6:04:20 AM  
That is not the America I want. The America I want would have seen most of his administration and other co-conspirators executed for treason less than a week after their coup attempt. Waiting a year and a half to even start attempting to address the issue is grievously farking stupid.
 
2022-08-11 6:18:40 AM  

Animatronik: The backstory that is emerging about this raid, that it was cooked up by the Biden DOJ after months of discussions and cooperation, is not looking good for them or the Democrats.

I don't think they have any idea what they did or what the end result will be.

The celebrations by anti-democratic Democrats are premature.
There isn't going to be anything to celebrate here, probably the opposite.


Meh, linked article said it funnier.
 
2022-08-11 6:18:47 AM  
I fondly remember the fondues y'all were brewing in your panties before that Mueller report came out and then how you felt with that wet cold cheese hardening in your groin. You're going to experience it again after he skates through this and the New York imbroglio.
 
2022-08-11 6:22:53 AM  

Animatronik: The backstory that is emerging about this raid, that it was cooked up by the Biden DOJ after months of discussions and cooperation, is not looking good for them or the Democrats.

I don't think they have any idea what they did or what the end result will be.

The celebrations by anti-democratic Democrats are premature.
There isn't going to be anything to celebrate here, probably the opposite.


How come you're pro-crime?
 
2022-08-11 6:30:30 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: That is not the America I want. The America I want would have seen most of his administration and other co-conspirators executed for treason less than a week after their coup attempt. Waiting a year and a half to even start attempting to address the issue is grievously farking stupid.


Yeah. The America we want to see definitely has summary execution as a feature.
 
2022-08-11 6:33:58 AM  
They're going to need to get more specific before I decide whether or not I'm in danger.  Is it possible for my mega mansion cornhole resort to be raided?
 
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