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(Some Carnie)   A kid wanted some juice at the local carnival but when he looked up he realized he was in the punchline. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread   (upjoke.com) divider line
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2022-08-11 1:18:40 AM  
A fisherman's son is celebrating his 18th birthday. The family is poor, so his father gives him a shark he caught that morning to sell in town. The son can use the money to celebrate. So he takes the shark and heads to town, only to get stopped on the outskirts by a sex worker who had taken a fancy to him. He is intrigued, but tells her he only has a shark for payment.

She laughs and accepts the shark, and the two proceed to have mind-blowing intercourse. As he is leaving, she stops him, and tells him that not only he have his shark back, but the next round is on her.

Needless to say, he is in a bit of a daze when he leaves the premises and steps back out into the street. A truck honks and narrowly misses him; he drops his shark, which gets run over.

The truck driver, who is German, is very apologetic. He asks the fisherman's son how much the shark would have brought at the market, then compensates him with 50 Deutschmarks.

The son is pleased and heads home. When his father asks him how his birthday went, he says "Not bad! A shark for a fark, a fark for a shark, and 50 marks for a farked up shark."
 
2022-08-11 7:24:42 AM  
Nice job adapting that joke for the Fark filter, but Germany hasn't used marks in a couple of decades.  You can either have the driver be Bosnian, or work in a swap so the kid ends up getting thirty euros for a dirty burro.
 
2022-08-11 7:34:47 AM  
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

I'm having a BB.
 
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I was fired from the keyboard factory last week.

They said I wasn't putting in enough Shifts
 
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