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1917 clicks; posted to STEM » on 11 Aug 2022 at 3:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 11:03:41 PM  
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2022-08-10 11:03:58 PM  
It would have been tipped over 200 years ago.
 
2022-08-10 11:08:47 PM  
The nation that you claim to belong to has nothing to do with being the self centered asshole that would tip that over. It just so happens that we have a LOT of assholes in this country.
 
2022-08-10 11:12:15 PM  
The Fins wont tip it

They would crushed it

/vat da fāk?
 
2022-08-10 11:14:28 PM  
I could easily see the football fans of my state of birth spray painting their logo on it, then crushing themselves to death "hold my beer"-ing. Only as long as it took them to get there.
 
2022-08-10 11:14:38 PM  
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2022-08-10 11:15:33 PM  
 
2022-08-10 11:17:31 PM  

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Americans are the worst.

/Saw Roll Tide painted on the road cuts through a local canyon.
//Difficulty: Colorado
///Probably would have a big dent in my hood if I'd caught the assholes.
 
2022-08-10 11:27:25 PM  

JerseyTim: We have one of those in New Jersey.

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We do have our share of glacial erratics around here.
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2022-08-10 11:35:33 PM  
I'd give it a week after they first found it.
 
2022-08-11 12:29:31 AM  
The fourteen occupants of the vehicles would be crushed.
 
2022-08-11 1:35:29 AM  

Ass_Master_Flash: The Fins wont tip it

They would crushed it

/vat da fāk?


Our rahk...some kind of...exploded.

Vat the fahk?!
 
2022-08-11 1:56:19 AM  

Rev.K: Ass_Master_Flash: The Fins wont tip it

They would crushed it

/vat da fāk?

Our rahk...some kind of...exploded.

Vat the fahk?!


Just curious, do you smell burning toast?
 
2022-08-11 3:05:19 AM  
Quick, Leroy! While nobody's lookin, grab it with the winch, slap it on the boat trailer and we can stick it up front the driveway.

Gonna be so classy.
 
2022-08-11 3:52:14 AM  
 
2022-08-11 4:06:35 AM  

OK So Amuse Me: I'd give it a week after they first found it.


I share a different sentiment.

I give it a week after the rock goes viral.

America is full of ancient places and state parks that sat around for a century untouched yet appreciated. Then they saw it on instagram.
 
2022-08-11 4:09:48 AM  
I live just a few miles from where gold was discovered here in California

/That thing wouldn't have made it past 1850
 
2022-08-11 4:36:33 AM  
As long as a friendly hitchhiking robot lasts in Philadelphia.

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2022-08-11 4:38:04 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: OK So Amuse Me: I'd give it a week after they first found it.

I share a different sentiment.

I give it a week after the rock goes viral.

America is full of ancient places and state parks that sat around for a century untouched yet appreciated. Then they saw it on instagram.


I was gonna say that my local geological oddity is still standing, but now I don't want to jinx it.
 
2022-08-11 5:36:28 AM  
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2022-08-11 5:44:55 AM  
Good thing that they don't have dumb rednecks in Finland.
 
2022-08-11 6:00:30 AM  
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2022-08-11 7:06:31 AM  

JerseyTim: We have one of those in New Jersey.

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All tippers will be buried in those woods back there.
 
2022-08-11 7:49:41 AM  
The real question is how long will that rock last now that's it has been broadcasted all over the world via social mead as influencers make their way there with their cameras to do stupid things on it or actively tip it over and we get a Fark article about some dumb dumb getting crushed by said rock while doing a selfie or whatnot.
 
2022-08-11 7:54:56 AM  
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2022-08-11 8:27:58 AM  
Some people are just . . .

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And I don't think it's something we can fix.
 
2022-08-11 8:28:10 AM  
Ha, if it was in the states, it wouldn't have outlasted this thread.
 
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2022-08-11 9:04:29 AM  
A couple hours, but at least we'd get to see a TikTok video of it falling on some asshole.
 
2022-08-11 9:32:32 AM  
I want to say that Nalle Hukkataival (incredibly good Finnish rock climber) has done an line on that boulder, although I can't find it.
 
2022-08-11 9:56:00 AM  
I take it that Finland doesn't have a lot of earthquakes.
 
2022-08-11 11:45:33 AM  

Exluddite: The nation that you claim to belong to has nothing to do with being the self centered asshole that would tip that over. It just so happens that we have a LOT of assholes in this country.


The US is the special case where that sort of behaviour is considered normal.
 
2022-08-11 12:10:04 PM  

Nimbull: The real question is how long will that rock last now that's it has been broadcasted all over the world via social mead as influencers make their way there with their cameras to do stupid things on it or actively tip it over and we get a Fark article about some dumb dumb getting crushed by said rock while doing a selfie or whatnot.


If you love it, shut the fark up about it.
Sorry, but you assholes can't control yourselves.
 
2022-08-11 12:26:56 PM  

cryinoutloud: Nimbull: The real question is how long will that rock last now that's it has been broadcasted all over the world via social mead as influencers make their way there with their cameras to do stupid things on it or actively tip it over and we get a Fark article about some dumb dumb getting crushed by said rock while doing a selfie or whatnot.

If you love it, shut the fark up about it.
Sorry, but you assholes can't control yourselves.


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2022-08-11 5:03:24 PM  
Giant rock piles and libraries run by robots and year-round bike path maintenance.
I really need to give Finland a serious look.
 
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