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(6ABC Philadelphia)   Houdini locked inside FedEx truck vanishes when cops blow it open. Tracking unavailable   (6abc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Police, Southwest Philadelphia, tense moments, PHILADELPHIA, SWAT, United States Postal Service, English-language films, Wednesday morning  
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2022-08-11 4:33:25 AM  
I hope they cleared it with the DDJSIOC before they moved in
 
2022-08-11 4:40:26 AM  
"Witness told police a man had locked himself inside the FedEx truck."

Taking bets that the "witness" was the man they were looking for
 
2022-08-11 4:43:06 AM  
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2022-08-11 5:17:07 AM  
All you have to do to disappear out of a FedEx truck is look like a laptop.
 
Pew
2022-08-11 6:12:19 AM  
I'd think UPS trucks have better merch.
 
2022-08-11 6:55:06 AM  
Time traveler, obviously.
 
2022-08-11 7:03:00 AM  
Was it parked over a man hole and was there a hole in the floor?
 
2022-08-11 7:06:35 AM  
TiL: That you use flash-bangs to open a truck.
 
2022-08-11 7:48:38 AM  
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2022-08-11 8:51:58 AM  
Flash Bang ain't gonna blow shiat open (other than a baby in a crib). They used the flashbang to distract towards the front while they popped the lock in the back. The whole operation seems a little over the top and poorly thought out for the situation at hand. Like you have a very slow formation pass a glass window with a shield to the rear of the van. Exposed on the window side. In the time it took to put all that together, dude slips away.
 
2022-08-11 9:00:53 AM  
[FedEx guy gets back to his parked truck after taking a long shiat]

"Hey, what the FARK is going on here?!"
 
2022-08-11 9:32:35 AM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: Flash Bang ain't gonna blow shiat open (other than a baby in a crib). They used the flashbang to distract towards the front while they popped the lock in the back. The whole operation seems a little over the top and poorly thought out for the situation at hand. Like you have a very slow formation pass a glass window with a shield to the rear of the van. Exposed on the window side. In the time it took to put all that together, dude slips away.


I'm thinking this crew where responsible.
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2022-08-11 11:15:42 AM  
Did the perp exit saying, "Yo Holmes, smell ya later"?
 
2022-08-11 11:38:18 AM  

qorkfiend: I hope they cleared it with the DDJSIOC before they moved in


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2022-08-11 12:24:11 PM  
Last scene in an elevator.

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2022-08-11 2:47:30 PM  
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