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2022-08-10 9:12:20 PM  
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2022-08-10 9:19:33 PM  
Yeah, he's paranoid as fark right about now.  Sweet.
 
2022-08-10 9:22:39 PM  
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2022-08-10 9:28:42 PM  
In best NJ accent...I got your wire, right here
 
2022-08-10 9:30:51 PM  

Jake Havechek: Yeah, he's paranoid as fark right about now.  Sweet.


That Lincoln Project ad must have gotten to him.
 
2022-08-10 9:30:53 PM  
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2022-08-10 9:35:17 PM  
Which one of you is wearing a wire? By now it's probably more like this:

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2022-08-10 9:36:52 PM  

Jake Havechek: Yeah, he's paranoid as fark right about now.  Sweet.


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2022-08-10 9:50:04 PM  
He had to plead the 5th for 5 hours today. That prosecutor didn't care, she wanted him to know exactly what they have on him. Lol.
 
2022-08-10 9:56:28 PM  

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Dayummm- it's like a Cobra watching a mouse!
 
2022-08-10 10:11:20 PM  
Innocent people don't worry about "rats".
 
2022-08-10 10:12:01 PM  

raerae1980: Jake Havechek: Yeah, he's paranoid as fark right about now.  Sweet.

That Lincoln Project ad must have gotten to him.


Oh, I hope so.

It would be nice if there efforts to get under his skin were actually, you know, getting under his skin.
 
2022-08-10 10:14:44 PM  
Someone should tell him he'll perish when the forests come to life, followed by burying him in paperwork.
 
2022-08-10 10:20:12 PM  
I suggest seppuku
 
2022-08-10 10:32:36 PM  
I hope he burns the place down trying to find the rat.

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2022-08-10 10:33:20 PM  
Mole? No, it was the Feds viewing the footage from the documentary crew that was allowed to follow you around.
 
2022-08-10 10:35:08 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I suggest seppuku


Seppuku is for people that are worthy to restore their honor.  TFG does not remotely qualify.
 
2022-08-11 4:59:42 AM  
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2022-08-11 6:32:59 AM  
Please let it be Eric. Please please please.

"You 'never had time' to play ball with me. Now, you'll be playing with balls ever night -- IN PRISON!"
 
2022-08-11 6:39:52 AM  
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2022-08-11 6:44:20 AM  
And that makes Lincoln Project folks giggle like school girls
 
2022-08-11 6:44:53 AM  

OptionC: Innocent people don't worry about "rats".


Came here to say this. Legitimate organizations aren't concerned with that sort of thing.
 
2022-08-11 6:45:52 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Please let it be Eric. Please please please.

"You 'never had time' to play ball with me. Now, you'll be playing with balls ever night -- IN PRISON!"


He isn't that smart to be able pull off that kind of gotcha..
 
2022-08-11 6:46:43 AM  

Boondock3806: OptionC: Innocent people don't worry about "rats".

Came here to say this. Legitimate organizations aren't concerned with that sort of thing.


He is clearly freaking the fark out and it is hilarious
 
2022-08-11 6:50:08 AM  
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2022-08-11 6:51:43 AM  
'Wearing a wire' just sounds so old fashioned.  Nearly everyone's phone, and many people's watches, can be set to record easily.
 
2022-08-11 6:52:37 AM  

Alphax: 'Wearing a wire' just sounds so old fashioned.  Nearly everyone's phone, and many people's watches, can be set to record easily.


And remotely via bad apps.
 
2022-08-11 6:55:33 AM  
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2022-08-11 6:55:50 AM  

dionysusaur: Alphax: 'Wearing a wire' just sounds so old fashioned.  Nearly everyone's phone, and many people's watches, can be set to record easily.

And remotely via bad apps.


And also non-remotely via good apps.

Apps are apples. Get it? Yeah, you get it.
 
2022-08-11 6:58:18 AM  
"Who's wearing a wire"? But Donnie, why would anyone be wearing a wire if everything you do is on the up-and-up? And I thought you surrounded yourself with only the most toady of toadies? And if this was such an egregious invasion by the FBI, then please share with the rest of us what non-existent items they were looking for by releasing the search warrant to the public.

Oh, that right. You can't because it's all true and you suck donkey cock.
 
2022-08-11 7:00:04 AM  

coffeetime: In best NJ accent...I got your wire, right here


You mean "why-er"?
 
2022-08-11 7:03:06 AM  

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Is that her before and after photo?
 
2022-08-11 7:06:03 AM  

Rann Xerox: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I suggest seppuku

Seppuku is for people that are worthy to restore their honor.  TFG does not remotely qualify.


*shh* no, let him try. He doesn't have anyone who cares about him enough to cut off his head and stop the suffering from the self disembowelment.

Also, it'd make for a glorious photoshop opportunity of Han Solo saying "And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!"
 
2022-08-11 7:06:04 AM  
Naked Roget Stone and Steve Bannan?  I'd choose prison.
 
2022-08-11 7:12:06 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I suggest seppuku


Or maybe snu snu
 
2022-08-11 7:15:33 AM  
I dislike the way the writer has to keep adding in "(former)" because Trumpanzees keep referring to that gelatinous blob of sh*t as "the President."
 
2022-08-11 7:21:35 AM  
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2022-08-11 7:21:58 AM  
Unfortunately there aren't enough dirty tricksters on the Democratic side or this would be the perfect opportunity to sow absolute chaos. Drive a wedge between Trump and Kushner, get them to turn on each other, Kushner rats out Trump for tax evasion, sedition, and treason, Trump rats out Kushner for his shenanigans with 666 5th Avenue. Everybody wins.
 
2022-08-11 7:22:22 AM  

raerae1980: Jake Havechek: Yeah, he's paranoid as fark right about now.  Sweet.

That Lincoln Project ad must have gotten to him.


They had that one out pretty quickly. Noice!
 
2022-08-11 7:26:38 AM  

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I would love to find out what CivilWarBrewing's BMI.  You know the reading will be something like "KFC gravy".
 
2022-08-11 7:38:53 AM  
I'm sorry of thinking now that the FBI just made up the leak about having a insider just to torture a poor old man's sole.
 
2022-08-11 7:40:11 AM  
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2022-08-11 7:48:07 AM  
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I don't know how they thought to check my closets dear.

Soon.
 
2022-08-11 7:50:52 AM  
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2022-08-11 7:51:35 AM  

snowshovel: I'm sorry of thinking now that the FBI just made up the leak about having a insider just to torture a poor old man's sole.


You've always come across as stupid but really? Damn, son.
 
2022-08-11 7:54:52 AM  
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2022-08-11 8:01:46 AM  

kobrakai: snowshovel: I'm sorry of thinking now that the FBI just made up the leak about having a insider just to torture a poor old man's sole.

You've always come across as stupid but really? Damn, son.


They stomped all over Trump's shoes while going through his closet.
 
2022-08-11 8:03:52 AM  
Sure, Fat Donnie is worried about a wire-how quaintly old fashioned, there's lots of stuff that keeps him up at night. The Lincoln Project isn't done with this. I betcha another ad is in development right now....taking the fif 440 times? Signing off on taking federal documents a federal crime in 2018? That TFG, himself, can tell everyone just what the search warrent is all about and hasn't? He picked Wray to head the FBI?
So much material, LP has a big axe to grind and they like to keep it razor sharp. TFG knows it's hanging just over his neck. Good.
 
2022-08-11 8:09:58 AM  

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My, how a 400lb snowflake can cry tears of paranoia is amazing. I wonder who his role model is?
 
2022-08-11 8:13:02 AM  

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I was just thinking who is the one person there that Trump would absolutely never have a chance to see naked.
 
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