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(CNN)   Mindy Kaling will neither confirm nor deny getting pregnant from BJ   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, star B.J. Novak, great relationship, Mindy Kaling, professional relationship, identity of the biological father of her daughter, directorial debut, characters Kelly, last week  
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2022-08-10 8:47:48 PM  
A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.
 
2022-08-10 8:54:11 PM  
Well, I sure hope it wasn't the Bear!
 
2022-08-10 9:42:03 PM  
At least the kids won't end up Nazis
 
2022-08-10 10:00:32 PM  
Kelly: No, he's just a big fraud D'eangelo. He's like Rango. He doesn't work here basically, just like the way Rango didn't save those animals. It was just a big misunderstanding.

Deangelo: Is this true Ryan?

Ryan: I did not see Rango
 
2022-08-10 11:01:17 PM  
On one hand, it's nobody's business but her and her kids.  On the other, I don't understand why it's a big secret, when he probably is the father.
 
2022-08-10 11:13:43 PM  
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2022-08-11 2:41:59 AM  
Better him than me.
 
2022-08-11 2:44:28 AM  

edmo: A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.


get on with the times, grandad
 
2022-08-11 3:02:41 AM  

LewDux: edmo: A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.

get on with the times, grandad


Shhh! Don't tell him about the dribble.
 
2022-08-11 3:16:43 AM  
I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.
 
2022-08-11 3:46:48 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.


This is the silliest position I've seen anybody take in a long time. What a mad lad.

I REFUSE TO USE CERTAIN SYLLABLES TO REFER TO OTHER CONSCIOUS BEINGS I HAVE CERTAIN MASCULINE STANDARDS.

/Lot of money in inventing a macho fainting couch
 
2022-08-11 4:39:01 AM  

kermit the forg: On one hand, it's nobody's business but her and her kids.  On the other, I don't understand why it's a big secret, when he probably is the father.


A lot of people have illogical assumptions about 'proper' families. So the agreement between the two of them could be that he would only be a sperm doner and godfather to the children. A lot of Americans would still demand and harass both him and her until he accepted the 'father' role of the children and all the baggage that entails. Because that is the 'traditional' family role that a biological father would take.
 
2022-08-11 4:58:39 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.


What is it's Benjamin?
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or Marvin
 
2022-08-11 5:31:44 AM  
DON'T VACCINATE IT!  Obscure?
 
2022-08-11 5:44:15 AM  
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2022-08-11 7:11:39 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.


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2022-08-11 7:40:27 AM  

edmo: A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.


Only if you order from the appetizer menu. Most like the full meal.
 
2022-08-11 7:55:33 AM  
Probably an unspoken agreement with strict parents...
 
2022-08-11 8:10:08 AM  
"Vengeance" was very good
 
2022-08-11 8:33:08 AM  

Heliodorus: kermit the forg: On one hand, it's nobody's business but her and her kids.  On the other, I don't understand why it's a big secret, when he probably is the father.

A lot of people have illogical assumptions about 'proper' families. So the agreement between the two of them could be that he would only be a sperm doner and godfather to the children. A lot of Americans would still demand and harass both him and her until he accepted the 'father' role of the children and all the baggage that entails. Because that is the 'traditional' family role that a biological father would take.


And what else do the voices in your head tell you?
 
2022-08-11 9:05:28 AM  

edmo: A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.


I would say it's more than a good way.  I tend to lean towards foolproof way to not get pregnant.
 
2022-08-11 9:50:07 AM  
Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.
 
2022-08-11 9:50:14 AM  

DrowningLessons: /Lot of money in inventing a macho fainting couch


"Let me fetch my lifting bench"
 
2022-08-11 10:24:55 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:25:14 AM  

Another Government Employee: edmo: A BJ used to be a good way not to get pregnant.

Only if you order from the appetizer menu. Most like the full meal.


Depends on the quality of the appetizer.  Some are so high quality you forget the meal entirely.
 
2022-08-11 10:41:41 AM  

Klom Dark: Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.


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2022-08-11 10:54:27 AM  

Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.


Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.
 
2022-08-11 10:55:19 AM  

Ed Willy: Klom Dark: Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

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Gave ya a funny, but I really don't find her attractive, no idea what her knees look like...
 
2022-08-11 11:04:54 AM  

Klom Dark: Ed Willy: Klom Dark: Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

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Gave ya a funny, but I really don't find her attractive, no idea what her knees look like...


I guarantee you that she is more attractive than anything you've paid to mount, studman.
 
2022-08-11 11:05:59 AM  

NuclearPenguins: Klom Dark: Ed Willy: Klom Dark: Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

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Gave ya a funny, but I really don't find her attractive, no idea what her knees look like...

I guarantee you that she is more attractive than anything you've paid to mount, studman.


Sure, OK, you keep thinking that... I don't mind.
 
2022-08-11 11:06:36 AM  
Hot take: The worst episodes of The Office are the ones written by Mindy Kaling.
 
2022-08-11 11:09:51 AM  

PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.


My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.
 
2022-08-11 11:20:46 AM  

Klom Dark: PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.

My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.


You think your 77 year old mother is hot?
 
2022-08-11 11:22:11 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Klom Dark: PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.

My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.

You think your 77 year old mother is hot?


I had to grow up with a mom that all my friends and their dads thought was hot. So she's fading with age but still better than that thing.
 
2022-08-11 11:23:05 AM  
OJ wanted for questioning.
 
2022-08-11 11:26:51 AM  
She certainly isn't Bollywood hot by any means, but hardly a troll. It's the constant RBF and general vibe of insanity that's the most off putting.
 
2022-08-11 11:35:27 AM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Klom Dark: PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.

My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.

You think your 77 year old mother is hot?


I think his 77 year old mother is hot. Have you seen her???
 
2022-08-11 11:36:01 AM  

Courtney Cox-Zucker: I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.


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2022-08-11 11:37:24 AM  

WhippingBoi: Tranquil Hegemony: Klom Dark: PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.

My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.

You think your 77 year old mother is hot?

I think his 77 year old mother is hot. Have you seen her???


Not since last night
 
2022-08-11 11:39:02 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Hot take: The worst episodes of The Office are the ones written by Mindy Kaling.


Name 5 of them.
 
2022-08-11 11:41:37 AM  

Flappyhead: Dick Gozinya: Hot take: The worst episodes of The Office are the ones written by Mindy Kaling.

Name 5 of them.


Do your own research.
 
2022-08-11 11:45:38 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Hot take: The worst episodes of The Office are the ones written by Mindy Kaling.


Season 1 is pretty maligned but "Hot Girl", written by Kaling is both funny and admirably unforgiving in its portrayal of workplace sexual politics.
 
2022-08-11 11:50:50 AM  

Klom Dark: Tranquil Hegemony: Klom Dark: PadreScout: Klom Dark: it if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.

Jesus, I'm sorry your mom didn't hug you enough, but you're gunna have to get over it.

My mom at age 77 is hotter than that Bortus looking thing. You might need glasses.

You think your 77 year old mother is hot?

I had to grow up with a mom that all my friends and their dads thought was hot. So she's fading with age but still better than that thing.


Everyone....you're arguing with a guy with 1982 hair.
 
2022-08-11 11:54:17 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Flappyhead: Dick Gozinya: Hot take: The worst episodes of The Office are the ones written by Mindy Kaling.

Name 5 of them.

Do your own research.


The results came back.  Turns out your hot take sucked.
 
2022-08-11 12:19:35 PM  
Classic Fark thread.  The article is about rumors regarding Mindy Kaling's kids (which is absurd to write about).  The thread has morphed into criticizing her looks and talent while one Farker just goes full Oedipus.  Just need someone to pop in and say "Who?" To complete the nonsense.
 
2022-08-11 12:23:26 PM  

Klom Dark: Gack, I wouldn't admit if I got her pregnant either. She looks like a bridge troll.


Go be Proud Boy somewhere else.
 
2022-08-11 12:27:21 PM  
The guy that came in here to trash a woman's looks also volunteered that his mother is hot.


I have women issues, but Jesus.
 
2022-08-11 12:28:38 PM  
Who?
 
2022-08-11 12:41:59 PM  

DrowningLessons: Courtney Cox-Zucker: I would never refer to a grown man as "BJ."

I'm sorry, is your name Bob? Bill? Ben? Barry? Brandon? Bentley? Braydon? Baxter? Baxton? Beau? Bennett? Blake? Brook? Bryson?

If you're a grown-ass man, you should know "BJ" is off the table unless you're driving around the country in a semi with a monkey named Bear in the 80s.

This is the silliest position I've seen anybody take in a long time. What a mad lad.

I REFUSE TO USE CERTAIN SYLLABLES TO REFER TO OTHER CONSCIOUS BEINGS I HAVE CERTAIN MASCULINE STANDARDS.

/Lot of money in inventing a macho fainting couch


Johnny Cash has entered the chat

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/Life ain't easy for a man named Blowjob
 
2022-08-11 12:47:45 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Classic Fark thread.  The article is about rumors regarding Mindy Kaling's kids (which is absurd to write about).  The thread has morphed into criticizing her looks and talent while one Farker just goes full Oedipus.  Just need someone to pop in and say "Who?" To complete the nonsense.


also ... Rush.
 
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