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4482 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2022 at 9:36 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 5:55:51 PM  
What's it worth when it's not under a bed?
 
2022-08-10 6:44:46 PM  
You always find it in the last place you look.
 
2022-08-10 7:16:50 PM  
FTFA: bogus predictions of phony clairvoyant

I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.
 
2022-08-10 7:49:18 PM  
Took an awful lot of police to find a single painting.
 
2022-08-10 9:23:04 PM  
Is it titled "Morning Wood?"
 
2022-08-10 9:35:55 PM  
That's a lot of police.
 
2022-08-10 9:44:09 PM  
£50m.

/riiiiight
 
2022-08-10 9:49:46 PM  
According a police statement, the scam began in January 2020 when the victim's daughter hired a fake clairvoyant who was tasked with approaching her mother as she came out of a bank in Copacabana.

That's the kind of stuff that gives real clairvoyants a bad name.
 
2022-08-10 9:50:51 PM  
Wait, if the thermometer is in my pocket, where did I leave my pen?
 
2022-08-10 9:51:30 PM  

HugeMistake: FTFA: bogus predictions of phony clairvoyant

I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.


The redundant department of redundancy departments
 
2022-08-10 9:51:44 PM  
I have five pieces of art on my walls better than that.
 
2022-08-10 9:56:11 PM  

Sgygus: £50m.

/riiiiight


Things are worth whatever someone is willing to pay for them.  It's not my style, and I don't even know the name of the style it's in, but I have a good enough eye to see that whatever style it is in, it does seem to be a good piece of art.  I mean, compositionally, color, empty space and all that stuff...

Even if I do suddenly want to see Porky Pig chest burst out of the middle of it and stutter out, "tha tha that's all folks".
 
2022-08-10 9:57:18 PM  
I'll give them $700.  It's fairly nice in a decorative sense.
 
2022-08-10 10:01:29 PM  

Sgygus: £50m.

/riiiiight


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2022-08-10 10:29:55 PM  
That's like a Brazilion dollars!
 
2022-08-10 10:32:56 PM  
bogus predictions of a phoney clairvoyant.

Say the same thing with three different words.
 
2022-08-10 10:38:29 PM  

Sgygus: £50m.

/riiiiight


Look, I'm running a business here. I have overhead, and who knows how long that's going to be sitting here looking for a buyer.

Best I can do is £20m.
 
2022-08-10 10:42:42 PM  
I met a clairvoyant outside of coco cabana, her name was Lola, she was a show girl with bogus predictions in the air and a dress cut down to there
 
2022-08-10 10:44:23 PM  

HoratioGates: Wait, if the thermometer is in my pocket, where did I leave my pen?


Pen is where?
 
2022-08-10 11:05:19 PM  
All that's under my bed is a bunch of dog hair the vacuum won't reach, a skittles wrapper and a 2 year old cum sock.
 
2022-08-10 11:24:34 PM  
Was that found in Trump's place?
 
2022-08-11 12:19:47 AM  

bingethinker: What's it worth when it's not under a bed?


It looks like a HS art project. I'd keep it under my bed too, or maybe in a closet.
 
2022-08-11 12:57:32 AM  

HugeMistake: Sgygus: £50m.

/riiiiight

Look, I'm running a business here. I have overhead, and who knows how long that's going to be sitting here looking for a buyer.

Best I can do is £20m.


But do you know a guy?
 
2022-08-11 2:45:51 AM  
That's where I left Jesus.
 
2022-08-11 3:05:35 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That's where I left Jesus.


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2022-08-11 10:49:21 AM  

Raoul Eaton: You always find it in the last place you look.


No, it was the first place. They just started at the wrong end.
 
2022-08-11 10:57:03 AM  

Raoul Eaton: You always find it in the last place you look.


Actually, I often find it in the first place I looked, but only after I've looked everywhere else and go back to the first place and look again, and discover it was there the whole time.
 
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