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(Lifehacker)   Weightlifters are now slathering their breasts in mayo   (lifehacker.com) divider line
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2022-08-10 2:50:41 PM  
I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.
 
2022-08-10 2:56:17 PM  
A Google image search for "bodybuilder mayo" was surprisingly disappointing. Except for the fact that there's apparently a competitor named Paul DeMayo, but that was about the only silly thing about it.
 
2022-08-10 3:00:31 PM  
Outsider-looking-in perspective: this whole Claire/mayo/instagreen/phrasing thing is so bizarre, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to find out Claire Lower is a Fark moderator
 
2022-08-10 3:01:05 PM  
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2022-08-10 4:02:22 PM  

marklar2012: Outsider-looking-in perspective: this whole Claire/mayo/instagreen/phrasing thing is so bizarre, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to find out Claire Lower is a Fark moderator


THIS link isn't mine.

and she posted it late, 11am, not her usual 9am.......must be hungover from her body coping with digesting a tub of hummus per day. with a mayo-ranch-pickleback chaser and topped with mayo-coated chicky boobs, extra side of ranch pickles. that's nutritionally complete in claireland, right?
 
2022-08-10 4:24:19 PM  

Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it. Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.


Did you check her tub?

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2022-08-10 4:27:10 PM  

Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.


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2022-08-10 4:35:52 PM  

Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.


I don't THINK Mayonnaise is sheer-thickening, but I can't rule out sheer-thinning.

But now I'm reading a scholarly paper titled "Steady State and Time Dependent Rheological Behavior of Mayonnaise", so whatever the answer, I suppose you still win.
 
2022-08-10 4:39:26 PM  
Also, Claire's articles consistently have a mood of a 30 year old who just realized that there are other kitchen appliances besides the Dishwasher and Microwave.

And frankly, good for her.  A bit odd to broadcast that experience in real time for the rest of the internet, but hey.  Whatever you gotta do to make a buck.  That mayonnaise ain't gonna buy itself.
 
2022-08-10 4:52:55 PM  

toraque: Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.

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For my money, "Give me Hamm on line 5, hold the Mayo" was the greatest setup/punchline in that whole movie.
 
2022-08-10 4:53:12 PM  
Subby, you made the article sound a lot more .... engaging.... than it was
 
2022-08-10 5:05:36 PM  
Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.
 
2022-08-10 5:16:28 PM  
Claire's close to having her own tab at this point
 
2022-08-10 5:43:39 PM  

robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.


powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point


This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.
 
2022-08-10 6:04:34 PM  

BeesNuts: Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.

I don't THINK Mayonnaise is sheer-thickening, but I can't rule out sheer-thinning.

But now I'm reading a scholarly paper titled "Steady State and Time Dependent Rheological Behavior of Mayonnaise", so whatever the answer, I suppose you still win.


A friend gave me a tip for ya:

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/269514481_Stress_Growth_Behavior_of_Commercial_Mayonnaise_under_Constant_Shear_Flow
 
2022-08-10 6:05:35 PM  

mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.


If this tab belongs to CLAIRE, then I'm out. Consider carefully......
 
2022-08-10 6:18:23 PM  

mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.


P.S.

Pretty sure CLAIRE became "a powerlifter" because she copied her intern, who mentioned it last month.....

It's awesome to have new hobbies, but she'll probably be over it by next month, if it's even still true by next week.
 
2022-08-10 6:28:32 PM  

luna1580: mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.

P.S.

Pretty sure CLAIRE became "a powerlifter" because she copied her intern, who mentioned it last month.....

It's awesome to have new hobbies, but she'll probably be over it by next month, if it's even still true by next week.


Off topic, but I tried reheating pizza the way you recommended luna1580, heating on the stovetop on a really low temp in a covered pan. Worked like a charm! Gooey cheese and not burnt. Thank you!!
 
2022-08-10 6:44:16 PM  

Moose out front: Off topic, but I tried reheating pizza the way you recommended luna1580, heating on the stovetop on a really low temp in a covered pan. Worked like a charm! Gooey cheese and not burnt. Thank you!!


yay!
 
2022-08-10 6:50:01 PM  

BeesNuts: Psychopusher: I have this image in my head that if I were ever to visit Claire's home, there would be mayo everywhere.  Open the cupboards, rows and rows on shelves and shelves of mayo.  Drawers, mayo.  Fridge, mayo.  If she needs to bake something, she has to remove all the jars of mayo out of the oven first.  Take a shower?  Transplant the mayo jars in the tub to the floor, then back again when she's done.  The cat's food dish is full of mayo.  There's mayo in the soap dispenser and shampoo bottles.  Every closet is stacked floor to ceiling with mayo jars, with clothes stuffed wherever there are crevasses they can fit.  There are no monsters under the bed, only mayo, and the bed?  Once a waterbed, now a mayobed.  Much less wobbly -- but don't jump on it.  Mayo is non-Newtonian.  You'll hurt yourself.

I don't THINK Mayonnaise is sheer-thickening, but I can't rule out sheer-thinning.

But now I'm reading a scholarly paper titled "Steady State and Time Dependent Rheological Behavior of Mayonnaise", so whatever the answer, I suppose you still win.


On closer investigation, it's shear-thinning, so not so painful.

Now I kind of want to know what sleeping on a mayobed is like.
 
2022-08-10 7:44:08 PM  
The only thing Claire lifts is jars of mayo. Maybe Cisco jars, but still...
 
2022-08-10 7:45:16 PM  

Moose out front: luna1580: mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.

P.S.

Pretty sure CLAIRE became "a powerlifter" because she copied her intern, who mentioned it last month.....

It's awesome to have new hobbies, but she'll probably be over it by next month, if it's even still true by next week.

Off topic, but I tried reheating pizza the way you recommended luna1580, heating on the stovetop on a really low temp in a covered pan. Worked like a charm! Gooey cheese and not burnt. Thank you!!


Or you could do 4-5 minutes in an air fryer and get the same results. *shrug*
 
2022-08-10 8:05:24 PM  

Percise1: Moose out front: luna1580: mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.

P.S.

Pretty sure CLAIRE became "a powerlifter" because she copied her intern, who mentioned it last month.....

It's awesome to have new hobbies, but she'll probably be over it by next month, if it's even still true by next week.

Off topic, but I tried reheating pizza the way you recommended luna1580, heating on the stovetop on a really low temp in a covered pan. Worked like a charm! Gooey cheese and not burnt. Thank you!!

Or you could do 4-5 minutes in an air fryer and get the same results. *shrug*


I don't have an air fryer, so I'll have to keep using the pan method till I get one.
 
2022-08-10 8:09:56 PM  
So between this and the last article saying she needs to eat more... even though she has never been in fear of a caloric deficit.

I'm guessing she's going for the dreamers bulk of peace?

For those that don't know..  https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=160359371&page=1
 
2022-08-10 8:15:31 PM  
 
2022-08-10 8:15:58 PM  
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2022-08-10 8:17:14 PM  
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2022-08-10 8:22:44 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Go figure posted the wrong one http://web.archive.org/web/20071019010837/http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3980303


Hmmmmmm,

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2022-08-10 9:19:24 PM  

Percise1: Moose out front: luna1580: mekkab: robodog: Claire's a weightlifter? Wouldn't mind seeing that TBH.

powerlifter!

Moose out front: Claire's close to having her own tab at this point

This is Claire's tab, we just post in it.

P.S.

Pretty sure CLAIRE became "a powerlifter" because she copied her intern, who mentioned it last month.....

It's awesome to have new hobbies, but she'll probably be over it by next month, if it's even still true by next week.

Off topic, but I tried reheating pizza the way you recommended luna1580, heating on the stovetop on a really low temp in a covered pan. Worked like a charm! Gooey cheese and not burnt. Thank you!!

Or you could do 4-5 minutes in an air fryer and get the same results. *shrug*


Not that the air fryer is bad, but the pan method with a little olive oil is like magic for a golden crispy crust
 
2022-08-10 10:47:39 PM  

marklar2012: Outsider-looking-in perspective: this whole Claire/mayo/instagreen/phrasing thing is so bizarre, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to find out Claire Lower is a Fark moderator


You know, now that I think about it, we've never seen Claire and Drew in the same place at the same time... Hmmmm...
 
2022-08-10 11:52:23 PM  
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2022-08-11 12:10:58 AM  

Percise1: The only thing Claire lifts is jars of mayo. Maybe Cisco jars, but still...


You must be an engineer or at least in IT as Sysco is the restaurant wholesaler.

CSB, was talking to a retired neighbor many years ago who said that he used to work at, "Cisco."

I started asking fairly low level tech questions hoping to hear some stories. Found out that he knew a heck of a lot more about moving boxes of canned vegetables than trunking data lines. Good dude though. We all have a part to play.
 
2022-08-11 7:46:48 AM  
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2022-08-11 10:22:42 AM  
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