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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman arrested for meat beating   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Crime, Rochelle Wright, Assault, criminal complaint, Legal terms, raw steak, domestic assault charge, male victim  
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3228 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2022 at 10:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 9:02:55 AM  
No happy ending there.

Thank you, goodnight!

*mic drop*
 
2022-08-10 9:44:25 AM  
She claims this is all a big mi-steak.
 
2022-08-10 9:58:06 AM  
Police say Rochelle Wright, 42,

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2022-08-10 10:07:16 AM  

blatz514: Police say Rochelle Wright, 42,

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Still in her prime.
 
2022-08-10 10:07:50 AM  
I'm fine, really.
 
2022-08-10 10:08:57 AM  

Hawk the Hawk: blatz514: Police say Rochelle Wright, 42,

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Still in her prime.


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/she's no daisy at all
 
2022-08-10 10:13:03 AM  
Meta-beating: Rocky-approved.

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2022-08-10 10:13:07 AM  
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2022-08-10 10:13:54 AM  
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2022-08-10 10:15:37 AM  

meat0918: I'm fine, really.


Well done, sir! Well done!
 
2022-08-10 10:17:57 AM  

Hawk the Hawk: blatz514: Police say Rochelle Wright, 42,

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Still in her prime.


Well, they do say that aging makes the meat more tender. But wouldn't that make it his problem, not hers?
 
2022-08-10 10:18:33 AM  
Can the cops arrest you for destroying evidence if you eat the weapon?

Yummy, yummy steak.
 
2022-08-10 10:22:05 AM  
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2022-08-10 10:24:24 AM  

pheelix: meat0918: I'm fine, really.

Well done, sir! Well done!


And rarely heard.
 
2022-08-10 10:24:53 AM  
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2022-08-10 10:36:24 AM  
 
2022-08-10 10:54:00 AM  
She threw a steak at him, missed, and the cops were called.

Exactly how our Justice system was intended to work.

Ought to throw everyone involved (including the cops) into the jug.
 
2022-08-10 11:00:38 AM  

kdawg7736: She claims this is all a big mi-steak.


well done
 
2022-08-10 11:01:07 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: pheelix: meat0918: I'm fine, really.

Well done, sir! Well done!

And rarely heard.


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2022-08-10 11:06:48 AM  
I miss the mugshot roundup.
 
2022-08-10 11:14:16 AM  
You can't have any pudding...unless you beat your meat!

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2022-08-10 11:27:18 AM  
If she'd used a flank steak, she'd get +2 to hit.
 
2022-08-10 11:35:00 AM  
42? Mrs Chompachangas is almost the same age and looks like she's 28.
 
2022-08-10 11:39:46 AM  
I guess she had a beef with him?
 
2022-08-10 11:47:58 AM  
So tender!
 
2022-08-10 12:18:18 PM  

Billy Liar: She threw a steak at him, missed, and the cops were called.

Exactly how our Justice system was intended to work.

Ought to throw everyone involved (including the cops) into the jug.


That was my thought too.  I'm guessing the cops found them both diarrheafaced and decided it was best for everyone to get one of them out of there.  The hottie probably ended up in the drunk tank.  She couldn't even hit a guy with a steak while he's sitting still.
 
2022-08-10 12:42:05 PM  

Stormin Gorman: Billy Liar: She threw a steak at him, missed, and the cops were called.

Exactly how our Justice system was intended to work.

Ought to throw everyone involved (including the cops) into the jug.

That was my thought too.  I'm guessing the cops found them both diarrheafaced and decided it was best for everyone to get one of them out of there.  The hottie probably ended up in the drunk tank.  She couldn't even hit a guy with a steak while he's sitting still.


If cops are called to a domestic violence incident (throwing an object at a partner is domestic violence) then chances are someone is going to jail.  The reason is, that previously cops would tell the couple to knock it off and leave and afterwards the incident would escalate and someone would be hurt or killed.  The default position is to separate the individuals. Of course once the reports are reviewed, much of the time the cases are rejected by the DA because it will be difficult to impossible to prove.  Now if the cops get there and everyone denies everything, there isn't much that can be done.  Domestic violence is one of the most frustrating areas of criminal law.
 
2022-08-10 2:28:07 PM  
Beat him with a frozen leg of lamb and then cook it in the kitchen while the cops search but can't find a weapon.
 
2022-08-10 2:50:50 PM  

TypoFlyspray: If she'd used a flank steak, she'd get +2 to hit.


This comment is under appreciated.
 
2022-08-10 2:55:18 PM  

Daedalus27: Stormin Gorman: Billy Liar: She threw a steak at him, missed, and the cops were called.

Exactly how our Justice system was intended to work.

Ought to throw everyone involved (including the cops) into the jug.

That was my thought too.  I'm guessing the cops found them both diarrheafaced and decided it was best for everyone to get one of them out of there.  The hottie probably ended up in the drunk tank.  She couldn't even hit a guy with a steak while he's sitting still.

If cops are called to a domestic violence incident (throwing an object at a partner is domestic violence) then chances are someone is going to jail.  The reason is, that previously cops would tell the couple to knock it off and leave and afterwards the incident would escalate and someone would be hurt or killed.  The default position is to separate the individuals. Of course once the reports are reviewed, much of the time the cases are rejected by the DA because it will be difficult to impossible to prove.  Now if the cops get there and everyone denies everything, there isn't much that can be done.  Domestic violence is one of the most frustrating areas of criminal law.


I can see that.  Even on the old "Adam-12" they'd get called back to the same address to break the same fight up again and again.  By the time it ended, somebody was probably dead.  It really showed how petty and stupid people could be, though.
 
2022-08-10 3:34:34 PM  

Rindred: TypoFlyspray: If she'd used a flank steak, she'd get +2 to hit.

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That's because it's coming at people from the blind side.

Skirting their perceptions, even.
 
2022-08-10 5:29:41 PM  

KB202: Beat him with a frozen leg of lamb and then cook it in the kitchen while the cops search but can't find a weapon.


Stab him with an icicle!
 
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