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(NJ.com)   Ex-N.J. strip club manager now a fugitive because, really, what else would an ex-N.J. strip club manager be?   (nj.com) divider line
    More: Scary, New Jersey, Internet privacy, Clifton, New Jersey, Rape, Criminal law, Luis Guzman, Privacy policy, Passaic County, New Jersey  
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2781 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2022 at 10:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 9:10:41 AM  
Now  watch the cops pull over my favorite Vermonter
Again.
 
2022-08-10 10:36:26 AM  
Buried under the 50-yard line at The Meadowlands? I don't know.
 
2022-08-10 10:36:28 AM  
I like to imagine he's still a strip club manager, but is merely an ex resident of New Jersey, as if to imply the profession is secondary to the true lede here.
 
2022-08-10 10:37:54 AM  
President of the United States of America?
 
2022-08-10 10:41:04 AM  
Luis Guzman, 43, of Clifton

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2022-08-10 10:42:18 AM  
Tax evasion?

Using underage girls?

/looks at article

Yep, that would've been my next guess.
 
2022-08-10 10:44:05 AM  
Community - Hello it's me, Luis Guzman [Documentary Filmmaking Redux S3E08]
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2022-08-10 10:46:08 AM  
really, what else would an ex-N.J. strip club manager be?

TFA: Luis Guzman, 43, of Clifton ...

An actor?

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2022-08-10 10:46:54 AM  

Kalyco Jack: Buried under the 50-yard line at The Meadowlands? I don't know.


Yeah, "corpse" is the other alternative, Subby.
 
2022-08-10 10:48:09 AM  
Strip club manager

Seems like one of those jobs you'd think would be awesome until you've actually spent some time in a strip club and around strippers

Strippers smell bad at the end of their shift
 
2022-08-10 10:56:41 AM  
A headless body in a topless bar?
 
2022-08-10 10:58:25 AM  
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2022-08-10 10:58:51 AM  
Ute pastor
 
2022-08-10 11:06:59 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Strippers smell bad at the end of their shift


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2022-08-10 11:07:09 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: Strip club manager

Seems like one of those jobs you'd think would be awesome until you've actually spent some time in a strip club and around strippers

Strippers smell bad at the end of their shift


My brother in law has a childhood friend who started a successful business hiring out strippers to private parties. He started is in his 20's and, somehow, ran it into his 50's. He's still single now. Anytime a normal woman found out what he did for work, they ran away. When he tried to date the strippers, it ALWAYS turned out badly.

The dude transformed from a normal person into a total stereo type of what you think a person doing this would be. It's not a pretty pretty life.

He eventually sold it months before the pandemic to some dude with lots of cam studios. Once the pandemic hit, that business evaporated.

Last I spoke to the guy, he had an offer from someone in the Ozarks (yes, really) to come help run like 50 mostly adult oriented business the guy owns. I'd watch the f*ck out of that if it were really TV show.

Over the years, my brother in law would enlist me to help out whenever I visited. My wife was cool with it as long I kept my nose clean. I did. God damn... Long Island strippers can be ugly.  My brother in law and I would meet the girls somewhere then follow them to the party and stand around while they did their shows. We'd drink and have fun then he'd leave a few bucks richer for providing security. I never got paid but just witnessing the night was enough for me.

One big money maker was renting out this huge, wooden cake that people would pay good money for a stripper to jump out of. That thing was heavy and not all that safe to be inside, if you ask me.

The oddest one was when we took my brother in laws 30 foot boat to bring strippers to a NYC Fire Fighter's party on September 8th, 2001. I don't know what happened to those guys but I bet it wasn't good.
 
2022-08-10 11:14:21 AM  
He's busy taking Adrianna out for "a ride".

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2022-08-10 11:35:28 AM  
Never disrespect the Bing.
 
2022-08-10 11:37:15 AM  

KC Dutchman: He's busy taking Adrianna out for "a ride".

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Who doesn't want to go out on a ride with Bruce Springsteen's guitarist?

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/Oh...
 
2022-08-10 11:40:27 AM  
  How did he become a fugitive?  Was he tried in absentia?  Did they feel that a strip club manage in NJ was a minimal flight risk?  Could the article have less information?

/cranky
//my day in the office this week
///mask mandate is back & lots of foljs keeping their chins safe
 
2022-08-10 11:50:37 AM  

Rwa2play: Tax evasion?

Using underage girls?

/looks at article

Yep, that would've been my next guess.


I was betting on mob backing + embezzling but I suppose then he would have just been 'on the run.'
 
2022-08-10 11:52:00 AM  
I look at Clifton as like the Colonial Williamsburg of NJ.

We want a town that fits every stereotype of NJ, that is trapped in the 80s, so when people from out of state come to visit, we can sigh and go show it to them, and they leave happy.
 
2022-08-10 11:54:31 AM  

physt: The dude transformed from a normal person into a total stereo type of what you think a person doing this would be. It's not a pretty pretty life.


I just had a dumpster delivered this morning for some home renovations i'm working on.

If i wrote the guy from Waste Management that delivered it and the conversation we had as part of a story, i would be accused of just relying on tropes and being lazy.

I think some people are just born for professions, or the professions mold them into what they are.
 
2022-08-10 11:54:53 AM  
I thought you were a "santitation engineer" if you owned a NJ strip club
 
2022-08-10 12:19:41 PM  
Well if he's like most strippers he's going to medical school or something.
 
2022-08-10 12:30:56 PM  
I won't cry if a marshal decides to get in some target practice. Nothing quite like a cowardly rapist.
 
2022-08-10 12:36:19 PM  
Mr. B's Gentlemen's Club?

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2022-08-10 12:37:54 PM  

scrumpox: How did he become a fugitive?  Was he tried in absentia?  Did they feel that a strip club manage in NJ was a minimal flight risk?  Could the article have less information?

/cranky
//my day in the office this week
///mask mandate is back & lots of foljs keeping their chins safe


Probably released on his own recognizance due to his "ties to the community" or some such bullshiat, pending sentencing.

I feel almost sick for having read the trail of horror for this story. For men and six women were charged in the assault of the victim. Drugged, incapacitated, restrained, and repeatedly raped. They had a birthday party after hours for one of the participants, you see, and apparently they decided that she was the "entertainment."

The worst part is that it's taken 5 years for this asshole to come to justice, being one of the last folks to be tried, and he pulls a runner? Just farking shoot him and be done with it.
 
2022-08-10 12:39:35 PM  
And the crime itself happened 10 years ago. That woman's been waiting a goddamned decade for justice, and now one of her attackers is a fugitive? FFS, what's next, he gonna turn up at her house a decade later and kill her because we just couldn't put him in jail after a farking decade?!
 
2022-08-10 12:46:14 PM  

ZaxTrax: Mr. B's Gentlemen's Club?

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Yeah... that's nice... MOOOOOOMMMMM!!!
 
2022-08-10 1:06:52 PM  
Gosh, can't these people just sell cocaine and launder money like normal strip clubs?
 
2022-08-10 1:07:56 PM  
A Republican candidate for strip club manager in Pennsylvania?
 
2022-08-10 1:47:49 PM  

jso2897: A headless body in a topless bar?


THIS is what i came to say.
/way too slow
 
2022-08-10 2:19:21 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: Strip club manager

Seems like one of those jobs you'd think would be awesome until you've actually spent some time in a strip club and around strippers

Strippers smell bad at the end of their shift


This.

Oh my lord.

You ever pick a stripper up at 3am they smell AWFUL.

Like let me get you home and in the shower before you touch me Jesus christ.
 
2022-08-10 5:57:35 PM  
Incarcerated?
 
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