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(Orange County Register)   Just stick him in a bowl of rice?   (ocregister.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Newport Beach, California, 32-year-old San Diego man, Orange County, California, Newport Harbor, Mathew Morrow, Newport Beach lifeguards, Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County, Sunday  
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2022-08-10 5:44:51 AM  
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Watch out..Marcellus might have someone hiding in that bowl of rice...
 
2022-08-10 5:59:17 AM  
Need to flush him with distilled water first.
 
2022-08-10 6:18:57 AM  
32? With friends and family? After 1pm.

I'm going with alcohol involved.
 
2022-08-10 7:27:42 AM  

August11: 32? With friends and family? After 1pm.

I'm going with alcohol involved.


There is a bar/yacht club just over the bridge. I would say you are right.
 
2022-08-10 7:30:50 AM  
Ooh, what a unlucky man he was ~ EL&P
 
2022-08-10 7:31:57 AM  
As a former lifeguard, let me say, "Its deeper than it looks." One place I worked had a 12' deep diving pool and we regularly had people come up gasping and coughing after they tried to retrieve a diving brick off the bottom and completely misjudged how deep it was. That would be my guess here. The guy dove in and just keep swimming down, thinking he could quickly turn around and return to the surface. Or maybe he did not know how to swim. I have no idea and am just babbling at this point.
 
2022-08-10 7:54:31 AM  
Only an asshole dies for a phone.
 
2022-08-10 8:00:38 AM  
Did anyone get the phone?? The article doesn't say.
 
2022-08-10 8:13:46 AM  
Up to the point he reached 10 meters deep, he was still getting just one bar.
 
2022-08-10 8:26:30 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Up to the point he reached 10 meters deep, he was still getting just one bar.


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2022-08-10 8:38:00 AM  
just let it go man. it's gone
 
2022-08-10 8:55:45 AM  
USB-SEA
 
2022-08-10 9:15:48 AM  
I laughed, subby. Also, aisle seat please.
 
2022-08-10 10:08:01 AM  
dammit, jim, i'm a doctor, not a bowl of sushi
 
2022-08-10 10:48:11 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Up to the point he reached 10 meters deep, he was still getting just one bar.


At 10.2 meters though, wouldn't the pressure be 2 bar?
 
2022-08-10 11:48:36 AM  

Priapetic: The Pope of Manwich Village: Up to the point he reached 10 meters deep, he was still getting just one bar.

At 10.2 meters though, wouldn't the pressure be 2 bar?


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2022-08-10 12:28:57 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Priapetic: The Pope of Manwich Village: Up to the point he reached 10 meters deep, he was still getting just one bar.

At 10.2 meters though, wouldn't the pressure be 2 bar?

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2022-08-10 12:33:25 PM  
nicely done, subby!
 
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