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2022-08-10 5:27:29 AM  
Something something dodger... What is it?
 
2022-08-10 5:32:02 AM  
I'm glad the paparazzi is bringing this greater attention.  I get some assholes are just born this way but we need to stop being so shallow.  You're at a concert.  I get there are a million reasons to be acting stupid but just dance and have fun.  No sense in ruining it for everybody.
 
2022-08-10 5:34:57 AM  
golf ball dimpler
 
2022-08-10 5:52:08 AM  
Pfft. Of course no one should throw anything but applause at performers (exception for Blues Brothers playing behind chicken wire), but playing it as OMG SO DANGEROUS CALL 911 is also stupid. It's a small stuffed animal, not a hatchet, not even a plastic doll. Some monster could hit her in her poker face with it repeatedly for an entire concert and the sum total of the damage would be "why did you do that" annoyance.
 
2022-08-10 6:24:01 AM  
Should have gone into the crowd feet first like Sebastian Bach
Skid Row - Piece of Me (live 1989) Bottle Incident
Youtube 109IvSmPLsY
 
2022-08-10 7:18:26 AM  
Wait until Cuba Gooding Jr knocks at his door
 
2022-08-10 7:49:22 AM  
Holy shiat when did she unlock the powers of levitation?!?!?

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2022-08-10 8:15:10 AM  
Poked?
 
2022-08-10 8:16:03 AM  
STP concert in SanDiego, '93.

Scott is hit by a water bottle. Warns the crowd that if he hit with 'one more thing' the concert is over. An instant later the air was filled with water bottles, beer bottles, and even a few shoes. Yep, concert over.
/lame story
 
2022-08-10 8:18:08 AM  
I'm sorry to hear that. How's her head?
 
2022-08-10 8:21:56 AM  

End_Of_Line: STP concert in SanDiego, '93.

Scott is hit by a water bottle. Warns the crowd that if he hit with 'one more thing' the concert is over. An instant later the air was filled with water bottles, beer bottles, and even a few shoes. Yep, concert over.
/lame story


Maybe it's because I was never a big STP fan... But that's pretty funny.
 
2022-08-10 8:23:26 AM  

End_Of_Line: STP concert in SanDiego, '93.

Scott is hit by a water bottle. Warns the crowd that if he hit with 'one more thing' the concert is over. An instant later the air was filled with water bottles, beer bottles, and even a few shoes. Yep, concert over.
/lame story


That's like when I was in grade school and we were all being rowdy and the teacher said "ALRIGHT IF YOU ARENT QUIET I WONT TEACH" guess what happened next....
 
2022-08-10 8:42:40 AM  

WilderKWight: I'm sorry to hear that. How's her head?


She's never had any complaints.
 
2022-08-10 8:45:47 AM  
GnR at Giants Stadium in 92-ish. Axl gets hit with a lighter. Before he even leaves the stage, I grab my gf by the arm and tell her we're out of here.
 
2022-08-10 8:51:48 AM  

Marcos P: Holy shiat when did she unlock the powers of levitation?!?!?

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GAGA has mutated to her final form... fear her!
 
2022-08-10 9:09:17 AM  
huh...for some reason I thought it was going to be a bizarre story on how someone/thing hit her while she was in the bathroom when it said she is "hit in the head"
 
2022-08-10 9:39:28 AM  
David Bowie got hit in the eye with a god damn lollipop and never performed in front of a live audience again.  Thanks a lot, assholes.
 
2022-08-10 9:42:55 AM  
Mildly-CSB: I once saw a Primus show where someone threw a papier mache pig head mask like the one from the "Mr. Krinkle" video. It hit one of Les's basses and he was very clearly unhappy about it, but it was also pretty obvious that someone had put a bit of effort into making the thing and it was misguidedly intended as a gift. So, we got a sort of flustered, "I appreciate the gesture, but...." version of Les's usual lecture about throwing things where he mocks the thrower's genetalia.

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2022-08-10 9:43:27 AM  
Panties were safer. Ask your mom.
 
2022-08-10 9:46:38 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Pfft. Of course no one should throw anything but applause at performers (exception for Blues Brothers playing behind chicken wire), but playing it as OMG SO DANGEROUS CALL 911 is also stupid. It's a small stuffed animal, not a hatchet, not even a plastic doll. Some monster could hit her in her poker face with it repeatedly for an entire concert and the sum total of the damage would be "why did you do that" annoyance.


Because the performer doesn't know what they were just hit with and it encourages other people to throw shiat. I was once at a metal concert where someone threw a shoe and it just missed the singer and he stopped the show, pointed at the guy and told the crowd when he launched back in to fark that guy up. That was a great deterrent.

There might be venue/performer insurance issues, plus you would be surprised at how easy it is to injure an eye with a thrown object even soft, and people are farking nuts, the next stuffed animal might be stuffed with rocks.

We live in a world that sells bulletproof backpacks for children, I don't think it's extreme for a performer to react poorly to random shiat thrown at them.
 
2022-08-10 9:52:53 AM  
Geneva Farewell
Youtube tXBsyvo4d4c

/The French translation adds a bit of class, I think.
 
2022-08-10 10:28:19 AM  
Has Gaga said anything about it, or just Twitter?
 
2022-08-10 10:46:47 AM  

edmo: Panties were safer. Ask your mom.


That depends on the panties...
 
2022-08-10 11:12:20 AM  

OldRod: edmo: Panties were safer. Ask your mom.

That depends on the panties...


On the panties not being Depends.
 
2022-08-10 11:29:29 AM  

WilderKWight: I'm sorry to hear that. How's her head?


Afaik, she hasn't had any complaints yet.
 
2022-08-10 12:01:58 PM  

End_Of_Line: STP concert in SanDiego, '93.

Scott is hit by a water bottle. Warns the crowd that if he hit with 'one more thing' the concert is over. An instant later the air was filled with water bottles, beer bottles, and even a few shoes. Yep, concert over.
/lame story


I liked STP better when they were called Pearl Jam.
 
2022-08-10 12:58:13 PM  
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I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.
 
2022-08-10 1:34:26 PM  
Oh, I think we all know which fan it was.

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2022-08-10 2:57:49 PM  
Anouk - Nobody's Wife Live Pinkpop 1998
Youtube dLW_7Ez6FNs
 
2022-08-10 3:02:17 PM  

Marcos P: Holy shiat when did she unlock the powers of levitation?!?!?

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2022-08-10 3:07:32 PM  

OldRod: edmo: Panties were safer. Ask your mom.

That depends on the panties...


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2022-08-10 3:28:12 PM  

OldRod: Marcos P: Holy shiat when did she unlock the powers of levitation?!?!?

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GAGA has mutated to her final form... fear her!


Her final form is late 90s Marilyn Manson in both appearance and vocals? Sad.
 
2022-08-10 3:41:04 PM  

Fireproof: Oh, I think we all know which fan it was.

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Every thread, it's always YOU. Stop trying to force it. You can't force a meme. Yes, you were funny once and one thread dwelt on it for a while. I think you're gonna have to accept that that was your golden day, or you're gonna have to come up with something new. For god's sake, man. Seriously.
 
2022-08-10 3:49:34 PM  
someone threw a thing and it's a story.   this generation is so soft


Wyclef Jean - The Star-Spangled Banner - 7/24/1999 - Woodstock 99 East Stage
Youtube 85X4iF0jWV0


also worst performance of the SSB ever. yes, even worse than Rosanne's.  Yes i'm old.
 
2022-08-10 3:56:18 PM  
Some little monster threw it?
 
2022-08-10 4:05:16 PM  

csi_yellowknife: [Fark user image 700x487]

I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.


NO

1. Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
2. Her stage name comes from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga".
3. Her main nicknames are Gagaloo, Loopy, Mother Monster, Rabbit Teeth, and Little Mermaid.
4. She's got a great body
5. She's a talented musician and songwriter
6. She's well spoken and has some common sense
7. She appreciates her fans
8. She discovered Depeche Mode on Youtube
9. She is a rock star and she is helping Semi Precious Weapons bring rockNroll back.
10. She was born that way
11 She is the most searched woman on web
12. She is trading art for politics, like John Lennon
13. She had a guest spot on hit show The Sopranos when she was 15 years old.
14. She had more of an impact musically and culturally compared to the impact that John Lennon and even the Beatles in general have had on the world.
15. She's actually a very talented individual. She an accomplished pianist, and a soulful singer. She crosses the line with every concept imaginable, makes a new one, and crosses that line as well... her Off-the-Wall fashion and demeanor is grabbing everyone's attention. Negative or positive doesn't make a difference to her, because it sells records. She's a genius.
16. She never drinks water onstage in front of anybody, because she wants them to focus on the fantasy of the music
17. She's a singer-songwriter marketed as a pop act with a great sense of what's important in the contemporary art/fashion world. The reason that everyone thinks she's a "pop act" is that The Fame has the shiatty overproduction of a modern pop act. The Fame Monster stuff is stronger material and actually sounds good.
18. She overjoyed at the repealing of DADT
19. She's a fair sight better than Madonna
20. She cries almost every night on stage. Tears of happiness.
21. Katy Perry is something Gaga wipes off the bottom of her shoe
22. The ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
23. She is self-made, writes her own music, knows several musical instruments, and was a songwriter for Britney Spears and other artists before she went solo.
24. She's Prometheus/Lucifer, light-bearer, she's rebel, not evil. She stole the fire from Music Industry and gave it to simple people. That's why Industry goons now try to depict her performance Art as silly
25. She's an amazing role model. She's a dumpy big nosed girl whose fought her way to the very top through hard work and sheer gritted teeth determination. That's a great message to young girls. She might flash the flesh sometimes but she's never played the "pretty" card really...which will be beneficial for her career and celebrity as she ages.
26. She's does something different each time and Ke$ha just does that ridiculous sing/talk thing and drills into your brain if you can't change the radio fast enough. Plus her ass is definately greater
27. She's only superficially fluffy. There's a depth hidden in her work, buried under the dancy music and over production.
28. She has substance, musically (track down the demo versions of her songs). It's that she also has a fully-developed visual style that's made her such a huge success so quickly.
29. She really wants to encourage and support her fans, she's not just lost in herself.
 
2022-08-10 4:17:44 PM  
Some bands encourage it, i.e. BNL

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2022-08-10 4:39:25 PM  

LewDux: csi_yellowknife: [Fark user image 700x487]

I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.

NO

1. Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
2. Her stage name comes from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga".
3. Her main nicknames are Gagaloo, Loopy, Mother Monster, Rabbit Teeth, and Little Mermaid.
4. She's got a great body
5. She's a talented musician and songwriter
6. She's well spoken and has some common sense
7. She appreciates her fans
8. She discovered Depeche Mode on Youtube
9. She is a rock star and she is helping Semi Precious Weapons bring rockNroll back.
10. She was born that way
11 She is the most searched woman on web
12. She is trading art for politics, like John Lennon
13. She had a guest spot on hit show The Sopranos when she was 15 years old.
14. She had more of an impact musically and culturally compared to the impact that John Lennon and even the Beatles in general have had on the world.
15. She's actually a very talented individual. She an accomplished pianist, and a soulful singer. She crosses the line with every concept imaginable, makes a new one, and crosses that line as well... her Off-the-Wall fashion and demeanor is grabbing everyone's attention. Negative or positive doesn't make a difference to her, because it sells records. She's a genius.
16. She never drinks water onstage in front of anybody, because she wants them to focus on the fantasy of the music
17. She's a singer-songwriter marketed as a pop act with a great sense of what's important in the contemporary art/fashion world. The reason that everyone thinks she's a "pop act" is that The Fame has the shiatty overproduction of a modern pop act. The Fam ...


I'd suggest putting this into a word document and editing your list. You mentioned her being a songwriter several times, making a chunk of the list redundant, and also contradicted yourself in 4 and 25 by saying she's got a great bod but is also a ... *ahem* ... "dumpy big nosed girl"... but also has a nicer booty than Ke$ha. 

It's not a bad list, it just needs some editing to focus it so you can slap it down the next time someone tries to crap on Gaga without being bogged down in a few contradictions and unnecessarily superfluous redundant repetitive repetition.
 
2022-08-10 4:41:19 PM  

LewDux: csi_yellowknife: [Fark user image 700x487]

I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.

NO

1. Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
2. Her stage name comes from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga".
3. Her main nicknames are Gagaloo, Loopy, Mother Monster, Rabbit Teeth, and Little Mermaid.
4. She's got a great body
5. She's a talented musician and songwriter
6. She's well spoken and has some common sense
7. She appreciates her fans
8. She discovered Depeche Mode on Youtube
9. She is a rock star and she is helping Semi Precious Weapons bring rockNroll back.
10. She was born that way
11 She is the most searched woman on web
12. She is trading art for politics, like John Lennon
13. She had a guest spot on hit show The Sopranos when she was 15 years old.
14. She had more of an impact musically and culturally compared to the impact that John Lennon and even the Beatles in general have had on the world.
15. She's actually a very talented individual. She an accomplished pianist, and a soulful singer. She crosses the line with every concept imaginable, makes a new one, and crosses that line as well... her Off-the-Wall fashion and demeanor is grabbing everyone's attention. Negative or positive doesn't make a difference to her, because it sells records. She's a genius.
16. She never drinks water onstage in front of anybody, because she wants them to focus on the fantasy of the music
17. She's a singer-songwriter marketed as a pop act with a great sense of what's important in the contemporary art/fashion world. The reason that everyone thinks she's a "pop act" is that The Fame has the shiatty overproduction of a modern pop act. The Fame Monster stuff is stronger material and actually sounds good.
18. She overjoyed at the repealing of DADT
19. She's a fair sight better than Madonna
20. She cries almost every night on stage. Tears of happiness.
21. Katy Perry is something Gaga wipes off the bottom of her shoe
22. The ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
23. She is self-made, writes her own music, knows several musical instruments, and was a songwriter for Britney Spears and other artists before she went solo.
24. She's Prometheus/Lucifer, light-bearer, she's rebel, not evil. She stole the fire from Music Industry and gave it to simple people. That's why Industry goons now try to depict her performance Art as silly
25. She's an amazing role model. She's a dumpy big nosed girl whose fought her way to the very top through hard work and sheer gritted teeth determination. That's a great message to young girls. She might flash the flesh sometimes but she's never played the "pretty" card really...which will be beneficial for her career and celebrity as she ages.
26. She's does something different each time and Ke$ha just does that ridiculous sing/talk thing and drills into your brain if you can't change the radio fast enough. Plus her ass is definately greater
27. She's only superficially fluffy. There's a depth hidden in her work, buried under the dancy music and over production.
28. She has substance, musically (track down the demo versions of her songs). It's that she also has a fully-developed visual style that's made her such a huge success so quickly.
29. She really wants to encourage and support her fans, she's not just lost in herself.


I like her, but man you could really turn someone off with a huge data dump like this.  Make something reasonably comprehensive, but a quarter the length, if you want to be persuasive.
 
2022-08-10 4:48:55 PM  

LewDux: 4. She's got a great body


No.  She has an okay body with almost zero visible muscle tone.  There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not even in the same zip code as "great".
 
2022-08-10 5:23:11 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: and also contradicted yourself in 4 and 25 by saying she's got a great bod but is also a ... *ahem* ... "dumpy big nosed girl"


She made plastic surgery on her nose to make it look worse to prove that talent is more important than looks
 
2022-08-10 5:36:23 PM  
The first rock concert I went to, somebody (trying to be "wacky" or "cra-zeee!" or "hardcore" or something) tried to heave the top half of a department store mannequin onto the stage at a Frank Zappa concert.  I don't remember if it cleared the lip of the stage, or if it did, just barely.  Anyway, FZ finished the song, then stopped and pointed it out, and wondered aloud if people's mothers didn't tell their babies not to throw sh*t onto the stage when people are performing.  BIG round of applause for that.
 
2022-08-10 5:54:04 PM  

debug: LewDux: 4. She's got a great body

No.  She has an okay body with almost zero visible muscle tone.  There's nothing wrong with that, but it's not even in the same zip code as "great".


Since when does muscle tone equate to "great"? 

Now, I'm in agreement that it may not be a "great" body, but it's definitely firmly planted in nice, and bordering the great zip code with "great" because she's a very attractive lady, even if an an unconventional way, but trying to downplay her attractiveness based on visible muscle tone is downright laughable.
 
2022-08-10 5:59:45 PM  

LewDux: Cthulhu Theory: and also contradicted yourself in 4 and 25 by saying she's got a great bod but is also a ... *ahem* ... "dumpy big nosed girl"

She made plastic surgery on her nose to make it look worse to prove that talent is more important than looks


Citation needed.

A quick google search shows nothing of the sort and says basically the opposite. In 2018 she was asked about it and said she loves her "Italian nose". 

Based on your gushing, I'm guessing you heard it somewhere and bought the rumor without looking into it because it makes her seem even cooler to you. Either way, this seems about as valid as MM removing a rib so he could suck himself off...
 
2022-08-10 6:19:58 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: LewDux: Cthulhu Theory: and also contradicted yourself in 4 and 25 by saying she's got a great bod but is also a ... *ahem* ... "dumpy big nosed girl"

She made plastic surgery on her nose to make it look worse to prove that talent is more important than looks

Citation needed.

A quick google search shows nothing of the sort and says basically the opposite. In 2018 she was asked about it and said she loves her "Italian nose". 

Based on your gushing, I'm guessing you heard it somewhere and bought the rumor without looking into it because it makes her seem even cooler to you. Either way, this seems about as valid as MM removing a rib so he could suck himself off...


Before talentoplasty:
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She may returned it original shape after proving her point
 
2022-08-10 7:18:29 PM  

LewDux: csi_yellowknife: [Fark user image 700x487]

I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.

NO

1. Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
2. Her stage name comes from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga".
3. Her main nicknames are Gagaloo, Loopy, Mother Monster, Rabbit Teeth, and Little Mermaid.
4. She's got a great body
5. She's a talented musician and songwriter
6. She's well spoken and has some common sense
7. She appreciates her fans
8. She discovered Depeche Mode on Youtube
9. She is a rock star and she is helping Semi Precious Weapons bring rockNroll back.
10. She was born that way
11 She is the most searched woman on web
12. She is trading art for politics, like John Lennon
13. She had a guest spot on hit show The Sopranos when she was 15 years old.
14. She had more of an impact musically and culturally compared to the impact that John Lennon and even the Beatles in general have had on the world.
15. She's actually a very talented individual. She an accomplished pianist, and a soulful singer. She crosses the line with every concept imaginable, makes a new one, and crosses that line as well... her Off-the-Wall fashion and demeanor is grabbing everyone's attention. Negative or positive doesn't make a difference to her, because it sells records. She's a genius.
16. She never drinks water onstage in front of anybody, because she wants them to focus on the fantasy of the music
17. She's a singer-songwriter marketed as a pop act with a great sense of what's important in the contemporary art/fashion world. The reason that everyone thinks she's a "pop act" is that The Fame has the shiatty overproduction of a modern pop act. The Fam ...


Bad Bot
 
2022-08-10 7:29:05 PM  
Her nose is bigger than Taylor Swift's butt.

/and her talent is twice as big
 
2022-08-10 8:50:28 PM  

edmo: Panties were safer. Ask your mom.


That's what it was basically.  It was some dudes underwear.  They were just a little solid for...reasons.
 
2022-08-10 10:14:13 PM  
LewDux:

[breathless fawning fangirl dump]

I can't tell whether this is just making fun of Lady Gaga fans, or there's some kind of Chuck-Norris-esque Lady Gaga meme that I'm unaware of.
 
2022-08-10 11:11:42 PM  

LewDux: csi_yellowknife: [Fark user image 700x487]

I'd play this variant of Super Mario where singers like Gaga have to avoid being hit by crap from annoying fans.

You know Lady Gaga - Mother Monster, genre-defining, I've-changed-baristas LADY GAGA.


Ya know Buzzfeed, Two out of three of those things could have been said about Florida-Georgia Line, so let's dial down the worship already? She's cool and all but good grief.

NO

1. Lady Gaga's real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.
2. Her stage name comes from Queen's song "Radio Ga Ga".
3. Her main nicknames are Gagaloo, Loopy, Mother Monster, Rabbit Teeth, and Little Mermaid.
4. She's got a great body
5. She's a talented musician and songwriter
6. She's well spoken and has some common sense
7. She appreciates her fans
8. She discovered Depeche Mode on Youtube
9. She is a rock star and she is helping Semi Precious Weapons bring rockNroll back.
10. She was born that way
11 She is the most searched woman on web
12. She is trading art for politics, like John Lennon
13. She had a guest spot on hit show The Sopranos when she was 15 years old.
14. She had more of an impact musically and culturally compared to the impact that John Lennon and even the Beatles in general have had on the world.
15. She's actually a very talented individual. She an accomplished pianist, and a soulful singer. She crosses the line with every concept imaginable, makes a new one, and crosses that line as well... her Off-the-Wall fashion and demeanor is grabbing everyone's attention. Negative or positive doesn't make a difference to her, because it sells records. She's a genius.
16. She never drinks water onstage in front of anybody, because she wants them to focus on the fantasy of the music
17. She's a singer-songwriter marketed as a pop act with a great sense of what's important in the contemporary art/fashion world. The reason that everyone thinks she's a "pop act" is that The Fame has the shiatty overproduction of a modern pop act. The Fame Monster stuff is stronger material and actually sounds good.
18. She overjoyed at the repealing of DADT
19. She's a fair sight better than Madonna
20. She cries almost every night on stage. Tears of happiness.
21. Katy Perry is something Gaga wipes off the bottom of her shoe
22. The ones who hate and make fun of something they don't understand are just idiots. Most of her music has a message if you are smart enough to figure it out. I am so tired of people hating what they dont understand and what they can't control in A "FREE Country" ha America not so free anymore. but like i said people hate what they dont understand and control. She is a artist which i suppose most dont get but hey if you dont get it dont watch it and rag on it. just dont watch
23. She is self-made, writes her own music, knows several musical instruments, and was a songwriter for Britney Spears and other artists before she went solo.
24. She's Prometheus/Lucifer, light-bearer, she's rebel, not evil. She stole the fire from Music Industry and gave it to simple people. That's why Industry goons now try to depict her performance Art as silly
25. She's an amazing role model. She's a dumpy big nosed girl whose fought her way to the very top through hard work and sheer gritted teeth determination. That's a great message to young girls. She might flash the flesh sometimes but she's never played the "pretty" card really...which will be beneficial for her career and celebrity as she ages.
26. She's does something different each time and Ke$ha just does that ridiculous sing/talk thing and drills into your brain if you can't change the radio fast enough. Plus her ass is definately greater
27. She's only superficially fluffy. There's a depth hidden in her work, buried under the dancy music and over production.
28. She has substance, musically (track down the demo versions of her songs). It's that she also has a fully-developed visual style that's made her such a huge success so quickly.
29. She really wants to encourage and support her fans, she's not just lost in herself.


She worked with R. Kelly long after it became known that he was slime. And she did it for the same reason she does everything on your list: to make a buck.

"Great role model," my ass.
 
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