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3089 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2022 at 6:30 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 6:34:17 AM  
Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now
 
2022-08-10 6:34:45 AM  
This planet needs an enema.
 
2022-08-10 6:37:28 AM  
or an Ænema
 
2022-08-10 6:43:41 AM  

12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now


This is probably the Ouroboros of the Internet. With any luck, the whole thing will disappear with a wet burp, leaving only zombo.com to remind us what might have been.
 
2022-08-10 6:48:40 AM  
Few understand
 
2022-08-10 6:50:09 AM  
"prominent influencers shilled their Dickbutt bags".
Imagine anthropology researches from the far future reading lines like this in total confusion.
 
2022-08-10 6:52:03 AM  
I sprang for the NFT.

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2022-08-10 6:54:33 AM  
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"Hai Guys... "
 
2022-08-10 6:58:48 AM  

12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now


And I'm beginning to understand the "Tax all income above $100K at 95%" people now...
 
2022-08-10 7:00:56 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: 12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now

And I'm beginning to understand the "Tax all income above $100K at 95%" people now...


Won't work.  There are lenders now that will finance NFTs along with fractional ownership plans.
 
2022-08-10 7:06:51 AM  
Finally! Web3.0 is starting to do something useful.
 
2022-08-10 7:07:48 AM  
Waiting for the first cryptobro to appear with some variation of the usual:

"Yo, dude, if you don't understand Blockchain, I ain't got time to explain it to you. All you need to know is that it works, and that it's the future! This ship's about to sail, and the winners will be on it!"
 
2022-08-10 7:09:15 AM  
Hey, I might pay a buck or two for one just for shiggles.

But the cheapest is over $5000.  Who the F is spending that kind of money on this nonsense?

Yes yes, I know.  Somebody who figures they can sell it to some other sucker for 10% more tomorrow.
Just be sure to clear out before the supply of suckers runs out.
 
2022-08-10 7:14:51 AM  
KC green should sue for ownership. Just has to sue a couple of times to destroy the value.
 
2022-08-10 7:16:40 AM  

Kriggerel: Waiting for the first cryptobro to appear with some variation of the usual:

"Yo, dude, if you don't understand Blockchain, I ain't got time to explain it to you. All you need to know is that it works, and that it's the future! This ship's about to sail, and the winners will be on it!"


Fark has become much better reading since I started using the block button. I just couldn't listen to their shirt anymore.
 
2022-08-10 7:17:57 AM  
I should start a Crypto Punch Card thing and see how long that last till someones brings in a leaf blower. Each Crypto Punch Card comes with your own COBOL NFT punches.
 
2022-08-10 7:22:03 AM  
And now I'm sort of sad that we won't get to hear Tom Brokaw speak the phrase "Cryptodickbutts" with gravitas on the news.

But I also forsee a future where Cryptodickbutt's value skyrockets to the point that they are able to purchase the naming rights to an NFL stadium, and we get to hear Joe Buck being forced to say "coming to you LIVE from Cryptodickbutt Stadium" and I feel a little more hopeful for the future.
 
2022-08-10 7:23:11 AM  
The important question is whether one can use slurp juice on multiple dickbutts.
 
2022-08-10 7:24:57 AM  

IndyJohn: Few understand



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Oh, we understand.
 
2022-08-10 7:29:46 AM  
This is good for Buttcoin
 
2022-08-10 7:30:03 AM  
Looking for pure black tulip. Will pay premium
 
2022-08-10 7:37:23 AM  
All my dickbutts gone.
 
2022-08-10 7:44:09 AM  
Cryptotitvags?

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2022-08-10 7:45:16 AM  
There is no god.
 
2022-08-10 7:49:45 AM  
Just had to google image this to see what it was. Gotta admit, amongst the realm of stupid crypto grift, these are at least notably more cool than the Bored Ape garbage.

But they're like $10 on a t-shirt cool, not $5000 - $100K cool lol.

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I like this one lol
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2022-08-10 7:52:14 AM  

fullyautomatic: these are at least notably more cool than the Bored Ape garbage


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An entirely new use of the word "cool" with which I was previously unfamiliar.
 
2022-08-10 7:54:31 AM  
Bwah. It never ends, does it. Not until they run out of marks.
 
2022-08-10 8:01:03 AM  
It's going straight to Uranus!  shiatty hands!
 
2022-08-10 8:03:20 AM  
Try to tell the average idiot that "If you've heard of it, you're the sucker".

"But I'm so smert and speshul!"

No, you idiot. You're making other people rich. Congratulations on being played hard.

Hey boss? can we move so and so away from being responsible for our security? What do you mean we just got hit by ransomware and everything's locked solid?

Oh well, at least the PLCs aren't on the net. right?

RIGHT????
 
2022-08-10 8:08:25 AM  
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2022-08-10 8:10:10 AM  

Nimbull: I should start a Crypto Punch Card thing and see how long that last till someones brings in a leaf blower. Each Crypto Punch Card comes with your own COBOL NFT punches.


Oh - the way I would do it is sign you up to a service where every time you bought any Crypto, I would hire Mike Tyson to go over to your house and punch you in the mouth.
 
2022-08-10 8:11:10 AM  

Kriggerel: Waiting for the first cryptobro to appear with some variation of the usual:

"Yo, dude, if you don't understand Blockchain, I ain't got time to explain it to you. All you need to know is that it works, and that it's the future! This ship's about to sail, and the winners will be on it!"


Has Charlie Sheen invested on crypto? I hear he knows all about winning!
 
2022-08-10 8:12:05 AM  

GregInIndy: Bwah. It never ends, does it. Not until they run out of marks.


At at the rate of one born per minute................................
 
2022-08-10 8:17:31 AM  
The future kind of blows.
 
2022-08-10 8:31:09 AM  
I'm going to buy 20 dickbutts while they're cheep so I can get in on the bottom floor.  🐱‍🏍💎 🙌💎 🙌 💎 🙌 🚀🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀
 
2022-08-10 8:31:48 AM  

Atomic Redneck: 12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now

This is probably the Ouroboros of the Internet. With any luck, the whole thing will disappear with a wet burp, leaving only zombo.com to remind us what might have been.


Zoomba?

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2022-08-10 8:36:45 AM  
Am I on Fark or did I stumble onto some weird Glenn Beck spin-off site?

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2022-08-10 8:48:53 AM  

Marcos P: There is no god.


There never was.
 
2022-08-10 8:49:39 AM  

Atomic Redneck: 12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now

This is probably the Ouroboros of the Internet. With any luck, the whole thing will disappear with a wet burp, leaving only zombo.com to remind us what might have been.


And yet, that may be the shining moment when the whole world will come together in the joyous understanding that all we ever really needed...

was zombo.com
 
2022-08-10 8:57:36 AM  

jso2897: Nimbull: I should start a Crypto Punch Card thing and see how long that last till someones brings in a leaf blower. Each Crypto Punch Card comes with your own COBOL NFT punches.

Oh - the way I would do it is sign you up to a service where every time you bought any Crypto, I would hire Mike Tyson to go over to your house and punch you in the mouth.


See, now that's just wrong.  Not the punching, mind you.  But the tying of Mike Tyson to a series of monetary exchanges.  That makes Mike Tyson a commodity, same as Dickbutt.  Even a small loss in Dickbutt investor confidence will lower the Mike Tyson market.

Mike Tyson is not a quantifiable commodity.  Mike Tyson is a quality.  Mike Tyson is art.
 
2022-08-10 8:58:20 AM  

Kriggerel: Waiting for the first cryptobro to appear with some variation of the usual:

"Yo, dude, if you don't understand Blockchain, I ain't got time to explain it to you. All you need to know is that it works, and that it's the future! This ship's about to sail, and the winners will be on it!"


How dare you...those guys worked hard at failing their economics courses.  Their nuanced positions on central banking and inflation required years of not studying!
 
2022-08-10 9:20:42 AM  

CluelessMoron: Hey, I might pay a buck or two for one just for shiggles.

But the cheapest is over $5000.  Who the F is spending that kind of money on this nonsense?



Fun fact, signing up for an account and making a listing of a design on Redbubble is free.
You could pull down the whole catalog of images and list them for sale as 1-3$ stickers, for personal use and profit.

As has been covered by several documentaries on NFTs, there's even a pretty good argument that all of these automatic/AI generated NFT images don't qualify for copyright. (If the dickbutts are all handcrafted, then not, but it's not like that's stopped Redbubble for selling a design for months before.)
 
2022-08-10 9:27:15 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: 12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now

And I'm beginning to understand the "Tax all income above $100K at 95%" people now...


If you have enough money to have a "cryptodickbutt" then you should be automatically subjected to a 60% tax rate.
 
2022-08-10 9:27:55 AM  
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My friends redid their bedroom floor and hid a giant Dickbutt under it.

So today, I am minting the final picture of it into an NFT, then I'm going to try and sell their flood out from under them. This is the only reason I would enter crypto, but worth it.
 
2022-08-10 9:30:43 AM  

12YearBid: Stop. This can't go on. I'm beginning to understand the pro-meteor people now


Join us!
 
2022-08-10 9:32:18 AM  
You guys just don't understand investing. Crypto, blockchain, NTFs and especially dickbutts are perfectly safe long term investments.  You can't earn 50,000% per day in your old man 401k or IRA.  We now demand 50,000% per day or its not worth our time.

My entire retirement account is in dickbutts, I used to be in dickheads but there was a rug pull which is so rare since these are highly respected and completely unregulated transactions with random people but those influencers with 0 to gain let us know what to buy and its dickbutt all day.

I did my research.. and buy land in the metaverse, it's only 200k to own 8 pixels but you can put a rock there and people will pay BIG money to stand on your rock.  The metaverse has a finite amount of space and I'm sure they will never add another hard drive and double the amount of available land.
 
2022-08-10 9:35:34 AM  

adamgreeney: [Fark user image image 720x1280]

My friends redid their bedroom floor and hid a giant Dickbutt under it.

So today, I am minting the final picture of it into an NFT, then I'm going to try and sell their flood out from under them. This is the only reason I would enter crypto, but worth it.


That's funny as hell.
I redid a floor in my house and found the previous owner had hand painted the entire subfloor to look like marble.  It actually looked really good bit must have been rough as hell to walk on and keep clean.

When we tore out sheetrock in my brothers house we left notes, newspapers and empty beers in the walls.  Just sold it a few years ago, I wonder if the new owners discovered it yet.
 
2022-08-10 9:54:54 AM  
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2022-08-10 9:59:57 AM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: jso2897: Nimbull: I should start a Crypto Punch Card thing and see how long that last till someones brings in a leaf blower. Each Crypto Punch Card comes with your own COBOL NFT punches.

Oh - the way I would do it is sign you up to a service where every time you bought any Crypto, I would hire Mike Tyson to go over to your house and punch you in the mouth.

See, now that's just wrong.  Not the punching, mind you.  But the tying of Mike Tyson to a series of monetary exchanges.  That makes Mike Tyson a commodity, same as Dickbutt.  Even a small loss in Dickbutt investor confidence will lower the Mike Tyson market.

Mike Tyson is not a quantifiable commodity.  Mike Tyson is a quality.  Mike Tyson is art.


So, let's make NFTs of him.
 
2022-08-10 10:17:27 AM  

TappingTheVein: "prominent influencers shilled their Dickbutt bags".
Imagine anthropology researches from the far future reading lines like this in total confusion.


They won't even bat an eye.  There is a Sumerian myth about the origin of the Tigris and Euphrates that is just Enki yanking his crank for about a page.  He then gets a woman pregnant when he bathes in one of the rivers, eventually giving birth to a daughter.  Enki then rapes the daughter and gets her pregnant, and she gives birth to another daughter, who Enki rapes.  This goes on for several generations until the first woman cuts his overactive dick off.  And that is all presented as a good story.  Your sentence wouldn't even move the needle.
 
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