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(KBTX College Station)   Someone failed to read Matthew 7:1 through 5 and Romans 13:8   (kbtx.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Teacher, Education, School, Religious text, Bible, daughter's school, Bible Baptist Academy, Jennifer Parker  
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6548 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2022 at 4:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-10 3:22:38 AM  
Probably for the best. Kindergartners adapt fairly easy to new friends. And she won't get indoctrinated.
 
2022-08-10 4:52:37 AM  
Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.
 
2022-08-10 4:54:02 AM  
I'm sure if they find any adulterers among the parents, their children will be kicked out too, right?
 
2022-08-10 4:54:18 AM  
To be fair, no conservative has actually read the Bible...
 
2022-08-10 4:55:32 AM  
Pretty sure the bible contains exactly zero admonishments about lesbians, as always happy to be corrected if anyone knows better.
 
2022-08-10 4:57:54 AM  
Bible Baptist Academy said in a statement that the school is "committed to instructing and living in accordance with cherry-pickedthe teachings of Scripture."

FTFY
 
2022-08-10 4:59:09 AM  
This should not be interpreted that we have any hatred or malice toward them.

Says the person that definitely has hatred and malice towards them.
 
2022-08-10 5:00:09 AM  
Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.
 
2022-08-10 5:02:25 AM  
Boo hoo. You enrolled at Bible Baptist elementary.

Private school bro.

Attention whores using their kids
 
2022-08-10 5:03:49 AM  
The parents obviously hate themselves, I guess they're trying to pass it on to their children.
 
2022-08-10 5:04:28 AM  

buck1138: This should not be interpreted that we have any hatred or malice toward them.

Says the person that definitely has hatred and malice towards them.


"We don't want to murder them, we just want them to go be gay somewhere else."
 
2022-08-10 5:05:08 AM  
We believe that the Bible teaches that every life has value and that there is dignity in all of us because we have been created in the image of God.

As a Baptist academy, we are also committed to provide an environment that is consistent with the beliefs that we hold.


Are you, though?
 
2022-08-10 5:05:39 AM  

Aussie_As: Pretty sure the bible contains exactly zero admonishments about lesbians, as always happy to be corrected if anyone knows better.


"Where you go, I will go; where you lodge, I will lodge; your people shall be my people, and your God my God. 17 Where you die, I will die- there will I be buried. "

Ruth to Naomi, in Ruth 1:16-17

Sometimes used as wedding vows.
 
2022-08-10 5:08:58 AM  

pacified: The parents obviously hate themselves, I guess they're trying to pass it on to their children.


Or they were trying to not further disrupt the life of a little girl that just lost her parents?  Stop with the all gays hate themselves, you hateul simpleton.
 
2022-08-10 5:10:01 AM  
I wonder how many children that pastor has raped.
 
2022-08-10 5:12:54 AM  
Bible Baptist Academy

Yeah, while this sucks and shouldn't happen, we don't live in that world and that name up there should have been a loud and clear warning to stay far away.  Like as clear as if the building was wearing a MAGA hat.
 
2022-08-10 5:12:55 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: Suffer little children to come unto me, and forbid them not: for of such is the kingdom of God.


Them's the words of that there fake liberal Jezzus the Pastor's Sen'tor wurrnd us abawt.
 
2022-08-10 5:26:00 AM  
This is a huge mistake by the Bible Baptist Academy.  They could've taken this opportunity to teach the child the evils of lesbianism and scissors.  Lesbians really like scissors for some reason.  Instead they've set this child adrift in a world of hedonisms.  Bible Baptist Academy was so shortsighted they didn't even think about the lifetime amount of tithes to be had with just a little indoctrination.  Do better Bible Baptist Academy, Pastors everywhere are counting on you.
 
2022-08-10 5:27:42 AM  

Aussie_As: Pretty sure the bible contains exactly zero admonishments about lesbians, as always happy to be corrected if anyone knows better.


Lesbianism is mentioned somewhere in the Songs of Solomon -- and it's is NOT admonished or condemned.
 
2022-08-10 5:29:43 AM  

Aussie_As: Pretty sure the bible contains exactly zero admonishments about lesbians, as always happy to be corrected if anyone knows better.


The only thing, let me repeat, THE ONLY THING that Torah explicitly prohibits along those lines is sticking a peepee in a boy's poopoo. Well, yes, you can't fark your aunt or first cousin or brother or your in-laws no matter what sex you are, but that applies to everyone. God doesn't say anything about what two girls do together. Rabbis did centuries later, but that's a separate issue.
 
2022-08-10 5:32:08 AM  
"This should not be interpreted that we have any hatred or malice toward them. We are just as committed to loving all people as we are to holding to Bible principles that people may not agree with or may not understand," the school said.

They can fark right off with that. I have completely had it with bigots saying that they aren't bigots at all, it's just that their holy book tells them to be bigots so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

I don't believe them any more than I believe the racists who are completely not at all racist because they have a black friend or because their personal skeletal survey revealed that they don't have a racist bone in their body. I don't believe anyone who bans books or silences people is doing it 'for the children' when those same people won't lift a finger to help children who are living in abject poverty.

They're all a bunch of petty, spiteful, selfish, narcissistic, cruel, sneering, amoral hatemongers and their pathetic excuses for their atrocious behaviour only reveal what complete and utter failures they are as human beings.
 
2022-08-10 5:39:16 AM  
"These leopards would never eat our face!" Cried the wealthy suburbanite lesbian moms with private school tuition disposable income, when the leopards, indeed, eat their face.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. It's why right wing "voucher" programs are so popular right now.

You can absolutely turn away the undesirables you don't want your little Christian soldiers hanging around.
 
2022-08-10 5:41:09 AM  

Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.


They are probably Log Cabin Republicans who don't have a freakin' clue.
 
2022-08-10 5:43:05 AM  

Stoker: Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.

They are probably Log Cabin Republicans who don't have a freakin' clue.


Or, as mentioned above, maybe they wanted to keep their little girl in the same school system that her recently dead parents had her in? Maybe because she's suffered enough loss and they didn't want her to lose her friends as well?
 
2022-08-10 5:48:33 AM  
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Look at the skin of the mom on the left.

Can't the school ban the family because she sinned by willingly getting  tattooed?

Leviticus 19:28

KJV 28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord.

NIV 28 Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves. I am the Lord.
 
2022-08-10 5:54:08 AM  
Sounds like they did that family a favor by not indoctrinating their child to hate her parents.
 
2022-08-10 5:59:37 AM  

hardinparamedic: "These leopards would never eat our face!" Cried the wealthy suburbanite lesbian moms with private school tuition disposable income, when the leopards, indeed, eat their face.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. It's why right wing "voucher" programs are so popular right now.

You can absolutely turn away the undesirables you don't want your little Christian soldiers hanging around.


Counter-point: It's an easy mistake to make if you believe all of their bullshiat about love. That is: Love is their god and their god is love.

/ One might be excused for thinking that denying love is denying the Abrahamic god, in that circumstance.
 
2022-08-10 6:12:06 AM  

Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.


FTA: "She lost her father, she lost her mother, and now she's losing her school, which she loves very much," Jennifer Parker said.

However, the article isn't clear on much else -- not even if either parent is actually dead. It mentions nothing about her mother beyond that quote and it doesn't explicitly state that the father was killed in the industrial accident.

It's quite possible that her parent(s) enrolled her at the school for Pre-K and her aunt was just honoring their wishes by keeping her enrolled at the same school.
 
2022-08-10 6:15:41 AM  

VoiceOfReason499: Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.

FTA: "She lost her father, she lost her mother, and now she's losing her school, which she loves very much," Jennifer Parker said.

However, the article isn't clear on much else -- not even if either parent is actually dead. It mentions nothing about her mother beyond that quote and it doesn't explicitly state that the father was killed in the industrial accident.

It's quite possible that her parent(s) enrolled her at the school for Pre-K and her aunt was just honoring their wishes by keeping her enrolled at the same school.


That seems to be how it was.

And either way, the pastor saying "praise god that America let's us discriminate" is worse than the women sending their girl to that preschool
 
2022-08-10 6:17:51 AM  
All you heathens are in here talking as if you know the bible.

"Jesus said, Suffer little children" - Matthew 19:14

God's word. Amen.
 
2022-08-10 6:24:24 AM  
Are the kids parents really that eager to have their kid indoctrinated into some fanatical cult?
 
2022-08-10 6:41:22 AM  

hardinparamedic: "These leopards would never eat our face!" Cried the wealthy suburbanite lesbian moms with private school tuition disposable income, when the leopards, indeed, eat their face.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. It's why right wing "voucher" programs are so popular right now.

You can absolutely turn away the undesirables you don't want your little Christian soldiers hanging around.


It's pretty clear you didn't bother to inform yourself about any of the details, and by doing so very easily present yourself as a complete shiathead.
 
2022-08-10 6:42:00 AM  

VoiceOfReason499: Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.

FTA: "She lost her father, she lost her mother, and now she's losing her school, which she loves very much," Jennifer Parker said.

However, the article isn't clear on much else -- not even if either parent is actually dead. It mentions nothing about her mother beyond that quote and it doesn't explicitly state that the father was killed in the industrial accident.

It's quite possible that her parent(s) enrolled her at the school for Pre-K and her aunt was just honoring their wishes by keeping her enrolled at the same school.


Typically children who have to be adopted by an aunt don't have living parents
 
2022-08-10 6:50:48 AM  

Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.


If you read the article, she attended the school for Pre-K then her parents (or the last one) passed this year and the aunt took guardianship.
 
2022-08-10 6:52:09 AM  

hardinparamedic: "These leopards would never eat our face!" Cried the wealthy suburbanite lesbian moms with private school tuition disposable income, when the leopards, indeed, eat their face.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. It's why right wing "voucher" programs are so popular right now.

You can absolutely turn away the undesirables you don't want your little Christian soldiers hanging around.


LOL, DeQuincy? Wealthy? Suburbanites? That's about as rural as you get out that way. I know people that live there. It's at least a 20 minute drive to Sulphur, which could POSSIBLY be considered a suburb of Lake Charles...but Lake Charles itself has like 77k people. It certainly isn't some big city suburb you might be imagining.

These little Christian academies dot the landscape and are dirt cheap to get kids into the ecosystem young. They run at a near loss.
 
2022-08-10 6:57:39 AM  

PoweredByIrony: All you heathens are in here talking as if you know the bible.

"Jesus said, Suffer little children" - Matthew 19:14

God's word. Amen.


In the English of the King James version of the bible, "suffer" would be interpreted as meaning "allow" or "let"...
 
2022-08-10 7:00:29 AM  
Dequincy?

More like Deliquincy, amirite?
 
2022-08-10 7:04:57 AM  

JTtheCajun: hardinparamedic: "These leopards would never eat our face!" Cried the wealthy suburbanite lesbian moms with private school tuition disposable income, when the leopards, indeed, eat their face.

This isn't a bug, it's a feature. It's why right wing "voucher" programs are so popular right now.

You can absolutely turn away the undesirables you don't want your little Christian soldiers hanging around.

LOL, DeQuincy? Wealthy? Suburbanites? That's about as rural as you get out that way. I know people that live there. It's at least a 20 minute drive to Sulphur, which could POSSIBLY be considered a suburb of Lake Charles...but Lake Charles itself has like 77k people. It certainly isn't some big city suburb you might be imagining.

These little Christian academies dot the landscape and are dirt cheap to get kids into the ecosystem young. They run at a near loss.


Yeah sorry, I have trouble believing this.

The "dirt poor Christian schools" I was sent to was costing my mom 20,000 a quarter back in the day.

I'm very, very jaded at these shiatholes and the way they radicalize children and teenagers from an early age while essentially fleecing their students.
 
2022-08-10 7:26:24 AM  
"This should not be interpreted that we have any hatred or malice toward them. We are just as committed to loving all people as we are to holding to Bible principles that people may not agree with or may not understand," the school said.

Telling us why you are an ass doesn't change the fact that you are an ass.

Save they whyfor your fellow travelers, of which there are fewer and fewer every year -  because you're an ass.

I hope that his death-when it comes-lets him experience the true joys of his mythology.

/Weighed and found wanting, I'll wager.
 
2022-08-10 7:27:03 AM  

LarrySouth: PoweredByIrony: All you heathens are in here talking as if you know the bible.

"Jesus said, Suffer little children" - Matthew 19:14

God's word. Amen.

In the English of the King James version of the bible, "suffer" would be interpreted as meaning "allow" or "let"...


thatsthejoke.jpg?
 
2022-08-10 7:36:12 AM  
You are gay, and send your kid to a Baptist bible anything, that is bad parenting
 
2022-08-10 7:36:27 AM  

vrax: Bible Baptist Academy

Yeah, while this sucks and shouldn't happen, we don't live in that world and that name up there should have been a loud and clear warning to stay far away.  Like as clear as if the building was wearing a MAGA hat.


The little girl went to Pre-K there when her father was alive. Now it's only become an issue since her aunt adopted her.
 
2022-08-10 7:43:34 AM  

jayphat: vrax: Bible Baptist Academy

Yeah, while this sucks and shouldn't happen, we don't live in that world and that name up there should have been a loud and clear warning to stay far away.  Like as clear as if the building was wearing a MAGA hat.

The little girl went to Pre-K there when her father was alive. Now it's only become an issue since her aunt adopted her.


Of course it did.  Because the school is actually run by terrible bigots who hide behind the cross.
 
2022-08-10 7:47:05 AM  
Lotta Farkers in here eager to deflect from the school and blame the parents
 
2022-08-10 7:47:55 AM  
Anybody else surprised that the Bible Baptist Academy would discriminate against homosexuals? Also, anyone sending their kid to a school named Bible Baptist Academy has incredibly poor judgment.
 
2022-08-10 7:49:29 AM  
It is nice that so many Farkers think the aunt/adoptive mother is more wrong for wanting to send her child to a school the little girl loves and will give her some much needed consistency following the death of her father; than the pastor for just sucking it up and figuring god will understand.
 
2022-08-10 7:49:59 AM  

qorkfiend: Lotta Farkers in here eager to deflect from the school and blame the parents


ikr
 
2022-08-10 7:56:16 AM  

Arumat: buck1138: This should not be interpreted that we have any hatred or malice toward them.

Says the person that definitely has hatred and malice towards them.

"We don't want to murder them, we just want them to go be gay somewhere else."


I once had a Baptist tell me that Gay People absolutely should be allowed to attend church, because how else will they know that they're sinning?

The very popular and adored pastor of said church was on his third marriage, btw.
 
2022-08-10 7:57:22 AM  
I was raised strict ultra Catholic. My mother was an actual convent-living, habit-wearing nun for 10 years before leaving the order and eventually getting married. My dad is so religious the ex-nun thing was probably a turn-on. Both were Catholic school teachers when they met. I was sent to Catholic elementary school, all-boys Catholic high school, and a Catholic college where a specified number of credits in religious studies were mandatory.

Voir dire having been completed:
Religious people, like most other people who geek out about an obsession, are more concerned with letting everyone see the depth of their "commitment" rather than actually practicing it. Outward demonstrations like kicking a little girl out of her school because of unwritten moral codes are FAR more important than the big picture stuff like acceptance, forgiveness, loving all people, and so on. Pointing out that behavior is futile. It's no different than any other obsession-based community. I could attend a Marvel Superhero convention in full costume and stay in perfect character the entire time. But if one superficial detail about my costume were wrong, no one would miss an opportunity to point it out purely to increase their perceived knowledge.

It's like the old joke about taking a Baptist fishing. How do you prevent him from drinking all your beer? Bring another Baptist.
 
2022-08-10 7:58:00 AM  

Skyfrog: Why would they send her to "Bible Baptist Academy" in the first place? Surely they know how much the religious nuts hate them.


Because they adopted the girl when she was 5 years old and the girl had already been going to school there and loved going to school there.

That this comment got 38 smarts really casts the Farkaratti in some bad light.
 
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