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(WRAL)   Kevin McCarthy said that if the FBI wanted the classified documents back, they should have simply asked Trump to hand them over   (wral.com) divider line
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1541 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Aug 2022 at 3:10 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 9:39:56 PM  
As if anyone needed any further proof that Qevin McCarthy was a disingenuous, microcephalic moron.
 
2022-08-09 9:46:26 PM  
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2022-08-09 10:31:30 PM  
So does that mean you'll immediately cooperate with the J6 Committee, Qevin, and publicly tell Trump to do the same?
 
2022-08-09 11:43:30 PM  
he was asked and sent back a bunch of boxes.
These are the farking boxes he didn't send back.
And are we taking bets in the chances the DOJ has at least one letter from Trump or his lawyer declaring it all had in fact been sent back?
 
2022-08-10 12:16:35 AM  
Kevin McCarthy says a lot of things, most of them really stupid.
 
2022-08-10 3:12:40 AM  
'What's in it for me?'
 
2022-08-10 3:12:45 AM  

NateAsbestos: Kevin McCarthy says a lot of things, most of them really stupid.


You are not wrong my friend
 
2022-08-10 3:13:37 AM  
The documents are so secret it is a threat to national security just to describe what they are🤔

Well since people didn't literally riot over Roe v Wade being overturned, they can't be that much of a threat now, can they?
 
2022-08-10 3:14:08 AM  

blastoh: he was asked and sent back a bunch of boxes.
These are the farking boxes he didn't send back.
And are we taking bets in the chances the DOJ has at least one letter from Trump or his lawyer declaring it all had in fact been sent back?


Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave

/don't know shiat about golf so correcting whatever load of shiat I just made up won't be helpful
 
2022-08-10 3:23:35 AM  
In June they got 15 boxes of stuff. Monday they got 12 more boxes of stuff that he had failed to turn over
 
2022-08-10 3:26:36 AM  

mistahtom: The documents are so secret it is a threat to national security just to describe what they are🤔

Well since people didn't literally riot over Roe v Wade being overturned, they can't be that much of a threat now, can they?


yes , why would a criminal investigation into diversion of classified documents for personal gain let the person they're investigating know so they can destroy evidence?

When they have a history of destroying evidence.
 
2022-08-10 3:33:29 AM  

mistahtom: The documents are so secret it is a threat to national security just to describe what they are🤔

Well since people didn't literally riot over Roe v Wade being overturned, they can't be that much of a threat now, can they?


Those are certainly words. But the sense you tried to make is very much missing from them.
 
2022-08-10 3:37:11 AM  
Fatboy probably sorted through everything and sent back 15 boxes of low-value info. The rest he saved to sell. I'm hoping the FBI has intel on deals he was making.
 
2022-08-10 3:43:17 AM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello Qevin, may we please have any classified and/or incriminating documents that you may have?

Oh, is that not how it works?
 
2022-08-10 3:43:38 AM  
It's like when the police ask if you've got any drugs and you hand over a box of aspirin and say that's everything and they say ok then and leave.
 
2022-08-10 3:45:58 AM  

NateAsbestos: Kevin McCarthy says a lot of things, most of them really stupid.


Just most?

Merely asking definitely would have worked considering how cooperative Trump and his ilk have been when subpoenaed.
 
2022-08-10 3:47:11 AM  
Why is it so hard for democrats to behave with civility and decorum?
 
2022-08-10 3:47:26 AM  

powhound: Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave



I love the conspiracy theory floating around that says that if the FBI is looking for evidence, they need to see exactly what is buried in Ivana's grave.  :)
 
2022-08-10 3:49:56 AM  
Just like if we want Kevin McCarthy to tell the truth, we should just ask him.
 
2022-08-10 3:50:32 AM  

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2022-08-10 3:55:07 AM  

here to help: Why is it so hard for democrats to behave with civility and decorum?


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2022-08-10 3:55:48 AM  
There are people who need to be hit with a plank every time they open their mouths.

He's like three of them.
 
2022-08-10 3:58:01 AM  
Trump had already been given the chance to return them.  He didn't.  That's why they sent the FBI to collect them.
 
2022-08-10 4:00:18 AM  

Iggie: powhound: Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave


I love the conspiracy theory floating around that says that if the FBI is looking for evidence, they need to see exactly what is buried in Ivana's grave.  :)


It might be worthwhile to exhume the body and see what's included in the coffin.
 
2022-08-10 4:02:35 AM  
How dare they take classified documents without asking!

Edit: Sorry, my phone autocorrected TFG to "they"
 
2022-08-10 4:08:48 AM  
"Well, Kevin, I guess the FBI is just more upset about missing classified documents than you are."
 
2022-08-10 4:10:47 AM  
Don't worry. I'm sure if Donald Trump HAD super classified doccuments, he DEFINITELY wasn't trying to sell access to them or showing them off as a point of pride because he'd never pfffftttt no I can't even finish typing that sentence.
 
2022-08-10 4:22:02 AM  
They already did that. Jeez, this guy reads news articles even less than Farkers.
 
2022-08-10 4:22:32 AM  

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2022-08-10 4:31:00 AM  

NateAsbestos: Kevin McCarthy says a lot of things, most of them really stupid.


And just like Benghazi he's openly talking about starting committee investigations for purely political reasons...if the GOP retake the House and if he's voted Speaker.
 
2022-08-10 4:32:47 AM  

powhound: blastoh: he was asked and sent back a bunch of boxes.
These are the farking boxes he didn't send back.
And are we taking bets in the chances the DOJ has at least one letter from Trump or his lawyer declaring it all had in fact been sent back?

Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave

/don't know shiat about golf so correcting whatever load of shiat I just made up won't be helpful


Just to pile on, there's likely a couple of boxes buried under Ivana's coffin...
 
2022-08-10 4:36:13 AM  

TorpedoOrca: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hello Qevin, may we please have any classified and/or incriminating documents that you may have?

Oh, is that not how it works?


I liked the gaslighting in Trump's statement about how cooperative he's been.
 
2022-08-10 4:40:40 AM  
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy was here for a campaign event with Yo Hiney, the GOP nominee in the 13th Congressional District, which includes southern Woke County. They met near Funquay-Vagina, on one of the county's largest farms for a brief tour and to discuss agriculture policy.
 
2022-08-10 4:41:17 AM  

Oysterman: How dare they take classified documents without asking!

Edit: Sorry, my phone autocorrected TFG to "they"


That farkin' Otto, always correcting stuff just to make someone look, uh, not good.
 
2022-08-10 4:49:01 AM  

Hobodeluxe: here to help: Why is it so hard for democrats to behave with civility and decorum?


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I read through all of those looking to see which was the most idiotic, which was the most deluded, which was the most hypocritical and which was the most unhinged.

I can't decide. They're all winners to me.
 
2022-08-10 4:53:17 AM  
Kevin said he hated the guy and wanted to get rid of him a few days after the Jan 6 attack, then went to Mar-a-Lago and has been kissing Trump's butt ever since. I wonder what documents Trump showed Kevin that made him change his attitude. Classified docs too sensitive to even describe that had to be clawed back with a search warrant, or Trump's fundraising numbers?
 
2022-08-10 5:00:59 AM  

Mike_1962: powhound: blastoh: he was asked and sent back a bunch of boxes.
These are the farking boxes he didn't send back.
And are we taking bets in the chances the DOJ has at least one letter from Trump or his lawyer declaring it all had in fact been sent back?

Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave

/don't know shiat about golf so correcting whatever load of shiat I just made up won't be helpful

Just to pile on, there's likely a couple of boxes buried under Ivana's coffin...


No worries on piling on my friend. That would be hilarious if the dead wife was dumped in the Atlantic while the coffin was filled with classified documents.

JFC. I do think that grave needs to be dug up.
 
2022-08-10 5:01:02 AM  

killershark: Kevin said he hated the guy and wanted to get rid of him a few days after the Jan 6 attack, then went to Mar-a-Lago and has been kissing Trump's butt ever since. I wonder what documents Trump showed Kevin that made him change his attitude. Classified docs too sensitive to even describe that had to be clawed back with a search warrant, or Trump's fundraising numbers?


Traitor McCarthy knew where the Rubles that funded the GQP for 10+ years came from.

See this is the problem with committing crimes... Someone like Trump gets told about it by the other party to your treason and suddenly he owns you.
 
2022-08-10 5:03:19 AM  
Why did the FBI need to ask if you have no problem with sending them back?  The National Archive already asked and you didn't do it.  You are full of shiat and just whining now that the FA phase of your noncompliance has begun.
 
2022-08-10 5:06:26 AM  

vrax: Why did the FBI need to ask if you have no problem with sending them back?  The National Archive already asked and you didn't do it.  You are full of shiat and just whining now that the FA phase of your noncompliance has begun.


Or FO phase.  You know, whatever.
 
2022-08-10 5:08:49 AM  
Oh I bet he was asked.

He was asked over and over again for 2 years. And he gave one of those runaround answers. "Oh yeah, I'll totally send them back. Just give me a couple days to get them in order" and then he forgets to do it.

Finally the National Archives got fed up and is just like "fark it. DOJ, go grab them please".
 
2022-08-10 5:22:49 AM  
Getting the feeling that the congress critters putting on the loudest play-acting outrage over this are losing a lot of sleep over Alex Jones' phone being in FBI hands.

McQarthy's probably up right now trying to figure out who he can throw under the bus to save his own hide.
 
2022-08-10 5:27:25 AM  
Are you shiatting me?

We can't even get a look at his tax returns from 10 years ago!

/ not that they would be correct
// or believable
/// whar is lawyers now? WHAR..!?
 
2022-08-10 5:51:25 AM  

powhound: blastoh: he was asked and sent back a bunch of boxes.
These are the farking boxes he didn't send back.
And are we taking bets in the chances the DOJ has at least one letter from Trump or his lawyer declaring it all had in fact been sent back?

Came in to emphasize this point. He had his chance at a mulligan. Instead he opted to use the 80-weight driver to dig a deeper hole under his former wife's grave

/don't know shiat about golf so correcting whatever load of shiat I just made up won't be helpful


I'm gonna own my funny here because you've reminded me of an incident involving a "weighted driver".

One of my golfer friends got the "brilliant" idea to use a swing weight to boost his tee shot.  A swing weight is a small ring-shaped bit of plastic-coated metal you put on a club for practice swings.  The idea is the same as a baseball bat swing weight, but in golf its benefits are somewhat dubious.

Anyway my friend figured if he had more weight at the club head end of the club, there would be more force to the swing and he would hit the ball further.  None of the rest of us thought this was a great idea, as we thought any boost would be canceled out by the fact he would swing the club more slowly. But we decided to humor him.

Next day at the first tee.  He loads up his club with the weight, takes a couple of practice swings, and addresses the ball.  There is silence as we all await the results of this grand experiment.

My friend takes a massive swing and...hits the ground almost a foot behind the ball, snapping the club head clean off.

That was the last time he came up with any "brilliant" golf ideas.
 
2022-08-10 5:51:35 AM  
Yeah, just like when Susan Collins said Trump "learned his lesson".  McCarthy is a namby pamby little wimp, I wouldn't worry about him.
 
2022-08-10 6:06:24 AM  

Felgraf: Don't worry. I'm sure if Donald Trump HAD super classified doccuments, he DEFINITELY wasn't trying to sell access to them or showing them off as a point of pride because he'd never pfffftttt no I can't even finish typing that sentence.


The next line will be that as the true president, all classified information is his to do with as he wishes.
 
2022-08-10 6:06:40 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: As if anyone needed any further proof that Qevin McCarthy was a disingenuous, microcephalic moron.


If someone wanted Hitler to stop the holocaust, they should have asked.

If Titanic passengers didn't want the ship to sink, they should have asked.

If the kids and teachers at Uvalde Texas didn't want to be shot to death, they should have asked.

Wow, Quevin, wow.
 
2022-08-10 6:22:48 AM  

NateAsbestos: Kevin McCarthy says a lot of things, most of them really stupid.


At least he's smart. Good looking? Charismatic?

Ah, nope, just a piece of Trumper dogshiat put into power solely for that reason.
 
2022-08-10 6:34:42 AM  
Trump is on record as having said that he was "cooperating" with the DOJ regarding the documents in question.  Which leads me to believe that he was stalling, and that someone at the DOJ ran out of patience and decided that it was necessary to retrieve the documents pronto.  A judge apparently agreed with that analysis.
 
2022-08-10 6:36:49 AM  
Hey FBI.... You might want to check Ivana's casket...  It's probably lined with all the good documents.
 
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