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(The Daily Beast)   Suspect in Albuquerque Muslim killings has been arrested. Turns out he didn't have a very Sunni disposition   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-08-09 9:35:15 PM  
Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.
 
2022-08-09 9:44:35 PM  
Just glad the authorities found a suspect. Really hope this is their guy, not some scapegoat caught to the very bright spotlight of suspension.
 
2022-08-09 10:05:51 PM  
Sectarian violence is a better reason than a lot of people are using these days.  Basically a Catholic killing a Protestant but without the triple God filling.
 
2022-08-09 10:49:31 PM  
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2022-08-09 10:50:39 PM  
Yeah. I predicted it was another Muslim yesterday in a comment on a website.
 
2022-08-09 10:51:01 PM  

AirForceVet: Just glad the authorities found a suspect. Really hope this is their guy, not some scapegoat caught to the very bright spotlight of suspension.


If the suspect had been white, the Ku Kops Klan would have been happy to ignore it.
 
2022-08-09 10:53:35 PM  

jaylectricity: Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.


Religion?  Update it with politics. Same results.
 
2022-08-09 10:54:06 PM  
Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.
 
2022-08-09 10:55:19 PM  
The disappointment from Fark that it wasn't a White MAGA arrested will be overwhelming, I'm sure.
 
2022-08-09 10:55:21 PM  
Have a trial and let justice be served.
 
2022-08-09 10:55:21 PM  
Awww shiite!
 
2022-08-09 10:56:53 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.


That worked so well for Catholics and Protestants.
 
2022-08-09 10:59:04 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.


They both chose Muhammad.
 
2022-08-09 10:59:11 PM  

camaroash: Awww shiite!


Did a big bowl of sauerkraut spook you?

/every single morning!
//I'll see myself out
 
2022-08-09 10:59:26 PM  

jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.


Unfortunately, this basically gives those run-of-the-mill white racists a weapon to run around and use against Muslims (and anyone else of Middle Eastern descent) generally.  Never mind that the victims were also Muslim, these attacks will be used as a pretext to yell "see?  You see what *those people* are like?"  Comparisons to animals and dogwhistles that basically equate to  calling them "subhuman" will ensue, etc.  Seems to happen every time someone of ME descent is a perpetrator.
 
2022-08-09 10:59:32 PM  

jaylectricity: Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.


This isn't anywhere near thatygranular.  Sunni-Shia is one of the most fundamental divisions within Islam, It isn't even really like Roman Catholicism-Protestantism, but like Catholicism-Church of the East.  Which presents no excuse for this jack-off killing someone, but it also isn't a fight over whether you wear an eggshell lace doily in church or an ecru lace doily.
 
2022-08-09 10:59:59 PM  
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2022-08-09 11:02:34 PM  

Last Man on Earth: jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

Unfortunately, this basically gives those run-of-the-mill white racists a weapon to run around and use against Muslims (and anyone else of Middle Eastern descent) generally.  Never mind that the victims were also Muslim, these attacks will be used as a pretext to yell "see?  You see what *those people* are like?"  Comparisons to animals and dogwhistles that basically equate to  calling them "subhuman" will ensue, etc.  Seems to happen every time someone of ME descent is a perpetrator.


I see the good shiat stirring mod sock puppets got the night off and we're stuck with you.
 
2022-08-09 11:02:57 PM  

WelldeadLink: AmbassadorBooze: Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.

They both chose Muhammad.


Yeah, but THEY are doing it wrong!
 
2022-08-09 11:03:10 PM  
Better luck next time.
 
2022-08-09 11:05:06 PM  

phalamir: jaylectricity: Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

This isn't anywhere near thatygranular.  Sunni-Shia is one of the most fundamental divisions within Islam, It isn't even really like Roman Catholicism-Protestantism, but like Catholicism-Church of the East.  Which presents no excuse for this jack-off killing someone, but it also isn't a fight over whether you wear an eggshell lace doily in church or an ecru lace doily.


The Sunni-Shia thing started as an Arab-Persian thing which was a ignorant hillbilly‐urban pretty boy thing.
 
2022-08-09 11:05:19 PM  
Two households, both alike in dignity
In Albuquerque, where we lay our scene
 
2022-08-09 11:05:29 PM  
He must have been in the bathroom when they did the "speak now or forever hold your peace" thing.

/ I am well aware that THAT is probably not a Muslim thing and that they don't even do it very often at Christian weddings anymore because sometimes someone actually has something to say and it's really not great for anyone.
 
2022-08-09 11:06:30 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.


How about all religions get involved.  Plus one atheist.

Battle royale style.
 
2022-08-09 11:09:40 PM  

jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.


Sectarianism. With the dogmatics of any religion there's always someone who isn't their kind of dogmatic
 
2022-08-09 11:10:28 PM  

Loucifer: Two households, both alike in dignity
In Albuquerque, where we lay our scene


I've always preferred Much Ado about Nothing to any other Shakespeare play,

/ I will admit to having fun coming up with alternative descriptions to plays and movies

// for example: Kansas girl with a head injury murders an elderly woman. She then teams up with 3 random strangers she meets on the road to kill again.
 
2022-08-09 11:10:34 PM  

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That's awesome, definitely stealing
 
2022-08-09 11:11:22 PM  
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Allahu Quackbar
 
2022-08-09 11:12:38 PM  
Lucky the husband wasn't Baháʼí. The father would have wiped out the entire state.
 
2022-08-09 11:13:39 PM  
Religion breeds violence
 
2022-08-09 11:14:18 PM  
Sh sh sh Shi'a!
 
2022-08-09 11:15:10 PM  
So it was an intercommunity/interfaith conflict, eh.
 
2022-08-09 11:15:26 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Lucky the husband wasn't Baháʼí. The father would have wiped out the entire state.


In the list of "Dangerous cults" in the Muslim world Baha'is top the list
 
2022-08-09 11:17:24 PM  
"Marriage of Suspect's Daughter Eyed in Albuquerque Slayings."
I don't understand this headline.
 
2022-08-09 11:17:50 PM  

phalamir: jaylectricity: Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

This isn't anywhere near thatygranular.  Sunni-Shia is one of the most fundamental divisions within Islam, It isn't even really like Roman Catholicism-Protestantism, but like Catholicism-Church of the East.  Which presents no excuse for this jack-off killing someone, but it also isn't a fight over whether you wear an eggshell lace doily in church or an ecru lace doily.


The only religious difference of true consequence is the dogmatic-pragmatic spectrum.  Everything else is doilies, no matter how different the doilies may look.
 
2022-08-09 11:18:34 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image 425x125]

Allahu Quackbar


No one gives a shiat about truth.  They got to get their dick hard by showing how much they hate other people.  It wont be too long before a farker makes headlines and Drew has some tough questions to answer.
 
2022-08-09 11:21:30 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Last Man on Earth: jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

Unfortunately, this basically gives those run-of-the-mill white racists a weapon to run around and use against Muslims (and anyone else of Middle Eastern descent) generally.  Never mind that the victims were also Muslim, these attacks will be used as a pretext to yell "see?  You see what *those people* are like?"  Comparisons to animals and dogwhistles that basically equate to  calling them "subhuman" will ensue, etc.  Seems to happen every time someone of ME descent is a perpetrator.

I see the good shiat stirring mod sock puppets got the night off and we're stuck with you.


You disagree?  Once this hits the Fox talking heads, I'm betting it'll have no shortage of dogwhistles.  Irrelevant commentary about Sharia law, honor killings, all the usual "Muslims are scary and evil" crap.  Hell, they'll probably find a way to pin it on Democrats for not being anti-immigrant enough.  I hope I'm wrong, but we've all seen versions of this shiatshow before.
 
2022-08-09 11:21:58 PM  

buserror: phalamir: jaylectricity: Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

This isn't anywhere near thatygranular.  Sunni-Shia is one of the most fundamental divisions within Islam, It isn't even really like Roman Catholicism-Protestantism, but like Catholicism-Church of the East.  Which presents no excuse for this jack-off killing someone, but it also isn't a fight over whether you wear an eggshell lace doily in church or an ecru lace doily.

The only religious difference of true consequence is the dogmatic-pragmatic spectrum.  Everything else is doilies, no matter how different the doilies may look.


Is that like an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune?

Also...The Morrigan is pretty cool as a goddess. No bullshiat moral haranguing either.
 
2022-08-09 11:25:38 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Jeebus Saves: Last Man on Earth: jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

Unfortunately, this basically gives those run-of-the-mill white racists a weapon to run around and use against Muslims (and anyone else of Middle Eastern descent) generally.  Never mind that the victims were also Muslim, these attacks will be used as a pretext to yell "see?  You see what *those people* are like?"  Comparisons to animals and dogwhistles that basically equate to  calling them "subhuman" will ensue, etc.  Seems to happen every time someone of ME descent is a perpetrator.

I see the good shiat stirring mod sock puppets got the night off and we're stuck with you.

You disagree?  Once this hits the Fox talking heads, I'm betting it'll have no shortage of dogwhistles.  Irrelevant commentary about Sharia law, honor killings, all the usual "Muslims are scary and evil" crap.  Hell, they'll probably find a way to pin it on Democrats for not being anti-immigrant enough.  I hope I'm wrong, but we've all seen versions of this shiatshow before.


Look, when your first instinct is to try to find a way to take focus off of the murderer and turn it to fox news, you're just a farking troll.
 
2022-08-09 11:26:46 PM  

Melvin Lovecraft: "Marriage of Suspect's Daughter Eyed in Albuquerque Slayings."
I don't understand this headline.


I suppose you'll have to break out the reading glasses for the smaller text then.
 
2022-08-09 11:28:43 PM  

Melvin Lovecraft: "Marriage of Suspect's Daughter Eyed in Albuquerque Slayings."
I don't understand this headline.


The marriage of the suspect's daughter is presumed to be the reason for the killing in New Mexico
 
2022-08-09 11:28:52 PM  

Last Man on Earth: Jeebus Saves: Last Man on Earth: jaylectricity: Well shiat...I guess I'm happy it wasn't just your run of the mill white racist "mooslims are bad", but it sounds like it still was sort of racism, or whatever you call it when you don't like people of a different religion. Particularly when it's the same religion, but not the same sect.

Maybe somebody will post that joke where the two guys of the same religion are getting along and agreeing with every subsect along the way until they finally get to a part where they're not the same and instantly hate each other.

Unfortunately, this basically gives those run-of-the-mill white racists a weapon to run around and use against Muslims (and anyone else of Middle Eastern descent) generally.  Never mind that the victims were also Muslim, these attacks will be used as a pretext to yell "see?  You see what *those people* are like?"  Comparisons to animals and dogwhistles that basically equate to  calling them "subhuman" will ensue, etc.  Seems to happen every time someone of ME descent is a perpetrator.

I see the good shiat stirring mod sock puppets got the night off and we're stuck with you.

You disagree?  Once this hits the Fox talking heads, I'm betting it'll have no shortage of dogwhistles.  Irrelevant commentary about Sharia law, honor killings, all the usual "Muslims are scary and evil" crap.  Hell, they'll probably find a way to pin it on Democrats for not being anti-immigrant enough.  I hope I'm wrong, but we've all seen versions of this shiatshow before.


I bet you don't even get the irony of what you are saying.
 
2022-08-09 11:30:17 PM  

Jeebus Saves: Look, when your first instinct is to try to find a way to take focus off of the murderer and turn it to fox news, you're just a farking troll.


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2022-08-09 11:31:13 PM  
Religion is toxic man. What a mess
 
2022-08-09 11:35:55 PM  

Jeebus Saves: SanityIsAFullTimeJob: [Fark user image 425x125]

Allahu Quackbar

No one gives a shiat about truth.  They got to get their dick hard by showing how much they hate other people.  It wont be too long before a farker makes headlines and Drew has some tough questions to answer.


Didn't that already happen with GaryPDX?
 
2022-08-09 11:38:04 PM  
This is NOT farking Afghanistan...Leave you're petty tribal bullshat back there...
And FFS get over something that happened 1400ish years ago...Idiots...The lot of them...
I hope our actual justice system takes this idiot, throws him in prison, and he never gets out.
This crap has to be nipped in the bud..Religious gang warfare is still gang warfare..
 
2022-08-09 11:39:41 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: Make the sunni and the shia choose a champion and have the champions fight to the death.  Winner is the true islam.  Have the losing side convert or be purged with world wide government approval.

Problem solved.


Make it a yearly thing. And add 3 day event where they debate religious dogma by talking really quickly and over each other like on the TikToks
 
2022-08-09 11:53:04 PM  
"at this point, they still do not believe the murders were a hate crime."

Isn't murdering someone because of their religion one of the definitive types of hate crimey crimes?
 
2022-08-09 11:54:30 PM  

nytmare: "at this point, they still do not believe the murders were a hate crime."

Isn't murdering someone because of their religion one of the definitive types of hate crimey crimes?


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2022-08-09 11:56:41 PM  

Jeebus Saves: They got to get their dick hard by showing how much they hate other people


You're right, of course, but thankfully those people comprise but a sliver of the population (albeit a loud one).

And they've recently grabbed a Tiger by the tail, so things are going to get fun.
 
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