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(Fox 7 Austin)   The dominoes are falling like a house of cards   (fox7austin.com) divider line
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2022-08-09 6:23:06 PM  
Checkmate!
 
2022-08-09 6:24:23 PM  
Trumpers are beginning to resemble dinosaurs with a meteor approaching...
 
2022-08-09 6:25:51 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Trumpers are beginning to resemble dinosaurs with a meteor approaching...


I'd say they have for some time... but what do I know?
 
2022-08-09 6:25:55 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:30:06 PM  
Apparently the phone text and email trails are easy to follow with today's NOW electronics.
 
2022-08-09 6:32:24 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:32:42 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Trumpers are beginning to resemble dinosaurs with a meteor approaching...


In houses made of glass playing cards.
 
2022-08-09 6:34:19 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:36:21 PM  
Another member of the Alex Jones kiddieporn club? How long until...

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2022-08-09 6:36:38 PM  
Oh please, let this be just the initial rumblings of a massive avalanche.
 
2022-08-09 6:41:08 PM  

JammerJim: Oh please, let this be just the initial rumblings of a massive avalanche.


I hope, and yet dare not hope.
 
2022-08-09 6:42:46 PM  
Do not speak of the hope, lest you curse it.
 
2022-08-09 6:42:53 PM  
"This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish. I'm outraged - though not surprised - that the FBI under the direction of Merrick Garland's DOJ, would seize the phone of a sitting Member of Congress," Perry said in his statement. "My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities, and personal/private discussions with my wife, family, constituents, and friends. None of this is the government's business."


They already made the arrangements, that's what the warrant means. It is absolutely their business.

/no what isn't the government's business, though?
 
2022-08-09 6:43:00 PM  
/know
 
2022-08-09 6:43:13 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Another member of the Alex Jones kiddieporn club? How long until...

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How many other reps/senators had someone come by to pick up their phone today, I wonder...
 
2022-08-09 6:43:19 PM  

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2022-08-09 6:45:33 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:45:54 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:49:05 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:51:58 PM  
Also...

"My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities..."

That's literally government business, you dolt.
 
2022-08-09 6:55:38 PM  

educated: Also...

"My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities..."

That's literally government business, you dolt.


Shouldn't he have two phones, one for government stuff and one private?
 
2022-08-09 7:03:39 PM  

ArkPanda: educated: Also...

"My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities..."

That's literally government business, you dolt.

Shouldn't he have two phones, one for government stuff and one private?


He's a Congresscritter.  10 to 1 he thinks those things are the same stuff.
 
2022-08-09 7:08:15 PM  

Tarothin: Do not speak of the hope, lest you curse it.


What's the worst that can happen?
 
2022-08-09 7:17:36 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Tarothin: Do not speak of the hope, lest you curse it.

What's the worst that can happen?


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2022-08-09 7:23:56 PM  

cretinbob: Uchiha_Cycliste: Tarothin: Do not speak of the hope, lest you curse it.

What's the worst that can happen?

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That's a fair warning. We can't ever let TFG get near Pandora.
 
2022-08-09 7:26:34 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Checkmate!


Steeee-rike three, ball game!
 
2022-08-09 7:28:37 PM  

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may I say on behalf of everyone here on FARK - please hydrate yourself well for the next few weeks.

a lot of things are happening, and we need you here and healthy...
 
2022-08-09 7:38:55 PM  
I hope he winds up on this courtroom.

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2022-08-09 7:49:33 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: cretinbob: Uchiha_Cycliste: Tarothin: Do not speak of the hope, lest you curse it.

What's the worst that can happen?

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That's a fair warning. We can't ever let TFG get near Pandora.


he has no heart next to which to nestle close, tho
 
2022-08-09 8:00:08 PM  
"This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish. I'm outraged

Yes, because police usually give suspects plenty of time to destroy evidence.

"Hey, this is the drug squad. We're gonna come around tomorrow at noon and search your house for drugs, okay? See ya then!"
 
2022-08-09 8:07:10 PM  

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2022-08-09 8:17:09 PM  

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I hope you've been well stocked with Gatorade this week. You need to stay hydrated and replenish your electrolytes
 
2022-08-09 8:46:38 PM  

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Good to see you're back to your old ways, it really makes you!!!
 
2022-08-09 8:58:18 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Trumpers are beginning to resemble dinosaurs with a meteor approaching...


Trumpers are in denial that the meteor hit decades ago and are doing everything possible to avoid acknowledging reality or adapting to it.
 
2022-08-09 9:06:34 PM  
YEAH BABY!!!
 
2022-08-09 9:07:12 PM  
"This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish."

Oh, honey.

That was the point.
 
2022-08-09 9:07:25 PM  

ArkPanda: educated: Also...

"My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities..."

That's literally government business, you dolt.

Shouldn't he have two phones, one for government stuff and one private?


one for the plug,one for the load.
 
2022-08-09 9:07:37 PM  
Has the DOJ or FBI confirmed the search warrants on Mar-a-Lago?
 
2022-08-09 9:07:44 PM  
well... shiat. Something might be happening...

Also, complete and utter LOL at the "But my phone contains things that are important to me" from a man who, without a single doubt once said, "if they are not doing anything wrong they have nothing to fear".
 
2022-08-09 9:07:52 PM  
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha farker
 
2022-08-09 9:07:53 PM  
Again, where is Gritty?
 
2022-08-09 9:08:12 PM  

educated: "This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish. I'm outraged - though not surprised - that the FBI under the direction of Merrick Garland's DOJ, would seize the phone of a sitting Member of Congress," Perry said in his statement. "My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities, and personal/private discussions with my wife, family, constituents, and friends. None of this is the government's business."


They already made the arrangements, that's what the warrant means. It is absolutely their business.

/no what isn't the government's business, though?


"How dare they not give me a chance to warn the other traitors and try to delete incriminating information!"

Holy jumping Jehoshaphat the goddamn absolute gall of these farking people.
 
2022-08-09 9:08:37 PM  
"I'm outraged - though not surprised - that the FBI under the direction of Merrick Garland's DOJ, would seize the phone of a sitting Member of Congress," Perry said in his statement. "My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities, and personal/private discussions with my wife, family, constituents, and friends. None of this is the government's business."

confession?

anyone know his stance on the Patriot Act?

/might be ironically named when all is said and done.
 
2022-08-09 9:09:09 PM  
*orders 15,000 cum towels from Amazon*

Send me your address for your allotment, laundering is on Lindsey Graham's tab.

You're next motherfarker.
 
2022-08-09 9:09:18 PM  
Perry asserted in his statement that "as with President Trump last night, DOJ chose this unnecessary and aggressive action instead of simply contacting my attorneys.

He's just upset that he wasn't given any advance notice so he could ditch the evidence.
 
2022-08-09 9:09:29 PM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: "This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish. I'm outraged

Yes, because police usually give suspects plenty of time to destroy evidence.

"Hey, this is the drug squad. We're gonna come around tomorrow at noon and search your house for drugs, okay? See ya then!"


Also, show me in the constitution where your lawyer has to be notified by federal authorities when they execute a search warrant?
 
2022-08-09 9:09:47 PM  
The NWS just issued a flash flood warning for people immediately downhill from Raerae's house.
 
2022-08-09 9:09:50 PM  
FTFA: "This morning, while traveling with my family, 3 FBI agents visited me and seized my cell phone. They made no attempt to contact my lawyer, who would have made arrangements for them to have my phone if that was their wish. I'm outraged - though not surprised - that the FBI under the direction of Merrick Garland's DOJ, would seize the phone of a sitting Member of Congress," Perry said in his statement. "My phone contains info about my legislative and political activities, and personal/private discussions with my wife, family, constituents, and friends. None of this is the government's business."

I'm sure he's equally outraged when they do the exact same thing to regular people.
 
2022-08-09 9:09:50 PM  
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2022-08-09 9:10:17 PM  
Also, isn't this dirtbag one of the 8 traitors who tried to have the capital-T Traitor pardon them?
 
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