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(The Hill)   Peyton Farquhar also had a lot of wild fantasies after he was caught, but before he felt the pressure on his neck, the loud noise, and flash of white   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Lago estate of former President Trump, Justice Department, President of the United States, White House, United States Department of Justice, Mitch McConnell, search warrant  
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2022-08-09 4:23:55 PM  
Anyone up for writing "An Occurrence at MAGA Creek Bridge"?
 
2022-08-09 4:38:06 PM  
They weren't worried about political weaponization of the DOJ when complaining about Hillary's emails.

/Every accusation is an admission
 
2022-08-09 7:27:07 PM  
Funny how they only wanted texts from the bloatfart, then got the whole phone.
Wait Until they look under his mattress.
 
2022-08-09 7:44:53 PM  
tl;dr Republican reaction: If TFG isn't above the law then none of us is.
 
2022-08-09 8:58:59 PM  
Meadows and/or Eastman flipped
 
2022-08-09 8:59:58 PM  

vudukungfu: Funny how they only wanted texts from the bloatfart, then got the whole phone.
Wait Until they look under his mattress.


Hell, I'm wondering what he buried with Ivana at his golf course. You know there's something. It's way too Bluthian for there not to be.
 
2022-08-09 9:01:10 PM  
My father saves clippings and things like that. So he had boxes, right, when he moved out of the White House," Eric Trump said.

First off, don't ever do analysis. At least not publicly. Or on film.
Second, daddy doesn't love you, nor will he ever.
Third, you are not a useful tool... you are just a tool.
Fourth, why are you still here and talking? Don't you have a gopher to hunt down and eat raw?
 
2022-08-09 9:03:58 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: vudukungfu: Funny how they only wanted texts from the bloatfart, then got the whole phone.
Wait Until they look under his mattress.

Hell, I'm wondering what he buried with Ivana at his golf course. You know there's something. It's way too Bluthian for there not to be.


The 5 iron he killed her with? He could never stroke with it anyway. That was Ivanka's job...
 
2022-08-09 9:06:58 PM  
I'm still wondering what precipitated a raid for documents now, after playing nice with Trumpland for all this time trying to get them back or just get him to secure them.  I really really hope that someone from camp Trump was stupid enough to try to pass classified material to an undercover agent posing as someone who could do favors in return for Trumpworld.  Or, alternatively, that the DOJ recently got evidence that they've already done that so they had to move now to stop more from happening.  They would be in a world of hurt if they did that.
 
2022-08-09 9:07:23 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Anyone up for writing "An Occurrence at MAGA Creek Bridge"?


Donald J Trump stood there on the dilapidated bridge thinking "If only the Democrat Party cared enough about America to fix it."

Then the soldiers acting as counterweights, eyes unaccountably absent of tears, stepped off the plank separating Trump from the effects of gravity.

The former president fell and the sound of his snapping neckbones echoed around the valley. The soldiers looked at one another wonderingly. The young Lieutenant commanded the rope be cut and a grizzled veteran was finished with the task almost before the order was given.

Another short fall, a resounding splash and Trump's bloated corpse sank without trace into the dark water.

And that was that. There didn't seem anything left to do, so they all went out for pizza and tried to forget. 

Fin
 
2022-08-09 9:11:48 PM  

vudukungfu: Funny how they only wanted texts from the bloatfart, then got the whole phone.
Wait Until they look under his mattress.


Scott Pruitt took the mattress for "personal use" despite the stains that showed up under UV light.
/not obscure, hopefully
 
2022-08-09 9:12:01 PM  
Has the DOJ or FBI confirmed they executed a search warrant on MAL?
 
2022-08-09 9:15:23 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Anyone up for writing "An Occurrence at MAGA Creek Bridge"?


In the "Three Billboards outside of Ebbing Missouri" wheelhouse? I enjoyed that movie
 
2022-08-09 9:16:05 PM  

Percise1: My father saves clippings and things like that. So he had boxes, right, when he moved out of the White House," Eric Trump said.

First off, don't ever do analysis. At least not publicly. Or on film.
Second, daddy doesn't love you, nor will he ever.
Third, you are not a useful tool... you are just a tool.
Fourth, why are you still here and talking? Don't you have a gopher to hunt down and eat raw?


Well donnie is throwing ketchup and Jr is coked out of his skull and for some reason ivanka is out renting an industrial ceramic tile shredder like Epstein  had on his island for some crazy reason. So it was "I'm Eric!" up to the plate.


This farking crime family.
 
2022-08-09 9:19:05 PM  

anjin-san: Meadows and/or Eastman flipped


Or Ivanka. Somebody told the FBI where to look.
 
2022-08-09 9:21:44 PM  

mistahtom: Has the DOJ or FBI confirmed they executed a search warrant on MAL?


No, but they should probably announce something before long. At least muffle to GQP uproar a tad.
 
2022-08-09 9:21:45 PM  

omg bbq: Percise1: My father saves clippings and things like that. So he had boxes, right, when he moved out of the White House," Eric Trump said.

First off, don't ever do analysis. At least not publicly. Or on film.
Second, daddy doesn't love you, nor will he ever.
Third, you are not a useful tool... you are just a tool.
Fourth, why are you still here and talking? Don't you have a gopher to hunt down and eat raw?

Well donnie is throwing ketchup and Jr is coked out of his skull and for some reason ivanka is out renting an industrial ceramic tile shredder like Epstein  had on his island for some crazy reason. So it was "I'm Eric!" up to the plate.


This farking crime family.


Ah yes, a fitting Camelot for these times.

May they all get what they deserve.
 
2022-08-09 9:23:17 PM  
"Republicans pressured the Department of Justice to explain its rationale for executing the search warrant."

Republicans really haven't thought this through, have they?
 
2022-08-09 9:24:40 PM  

omg bbq: Percise1: My father saves clippings and things like that. So he had boxes, right, when he moved out of the White House," Eric Trump said.

First off, don't ever do analysis. At least not publicly. Or on film.
Second, daddy doesn't love you, nor will he ever.
Third, you are not a useful tool... you are just a tool.
Fourth, why are you still here and talking? Don't you have a gopher to hunt down and eat raw?

Well donnie is throwing ketchup and Jr is coked out of his skull and for some reason ivanka is out renting an industrial ceramic tile shredder like Epstein  had on his island for some crazy reason. So it was "I'm Eric!" up to the plate.


This farking crime family.


Uhh... yes?
Like pretty much yes as was obvious before predisentalickness?
As in "the problem with our politics"
And "can we end it now"?

I'm glad I'm aging... schitt is going to go south real fast.
That is my prognosis, not my hope, and I'll be the oldest to hold the line.
 
2022-08-09 9:25:10 PM  

omg bbq: Percise1: My father saves clippings and things like that. So he had boxes, right, when he moved out of the White House," Eric Trump said.

First off, don't ever do analysis. At least not publicly. Or on film.
Second, daddy doesn't love you, nor will he ever.
Third, you are not a useful tool... you are just a tool.
Fourth, why are you still here and talking? Don't you have a gopher to hunt down and eat raw?

Well donnie is throwing ketchup and Jr is coked out of his skull and for some reason ivanka is out renting an industrial ceramic tile shredder like Epstein  had on his island for some crazy reason. So it was "I'm Eric!" up to the plate.


This farking crime family.


To think....those idiots nearly brought down the entire Federal Government and declared a dictatorship.
 
2022-08-09 9:34:34 PM  
JFC, these farking people first, you have Eric who suggests that his dad had an "open door policy", apparently implying that they just needed to ask Donnie to look himself, and he'd be totes honest. Either that, or he thinks a farking courier just drops by.

Then you have the MAGAts acting like this is some kind of surprise. It's only surprising because it actually happened. Anyone with a pulse knew this was coming.
 
2022-08-09 9:36:46 PM  
Let's just say men of Farquhar's stature are in short supply.

/do you think he's compensating for something?
 
2022-08-09 9:41:24 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Anyone up for writing "An Occurrence at MAGA Creek Bridge"?


Isn't that stream of consciousness?  No thanks.
 
2022-08-09 9:42:44 PM  

anjin-san: Meadows and/or Eastman flipped


Jones phone
 
2022-08-09 9:45:03 PM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Anyone up for writing "An Occurrence at MAGA Creek Bridge"?

Donald J Trump stood there on the dilapidated bridge thinking "If only the Democrat Party cared enough about America to fix it."

Then the soldiers acting as counterweights, eyes unaccountably absent of tears, stepped off the plank separating Trump from the effects of gravity.

The former president fell and the sound of his snapping neckbones echoed around the valley. The soldiers looked at one another wonderingly. The young Lieutenant commanded the rope be cut and a grizzled veteran was finished with the task almost before the order was given.

Another short fall, a resounding splash and Trump's bloated corpse sank without trace into the dark water.

And that was that. There didn't seem anything left to do, so they all went out for pizza and tried to forget. 

Fin


Beautiful.

The prose was puke, but the sentiment...
Life affirming.

Beautiful.
 
2022-08-09 10:04:32 PM  

1funguy: anjin-san: Meadows and/or Eastman flipped

Jones phone


Yeah. Jones' phone. They've only had it over the weekend...but texts are searchable.
 
2022-08-09 10:18:16 PM  

stilted: They weren't worried about political weaponization of the DOJ when complaining about Hillary's emails.

/Every accusation is an admission


Or when Barr badly paraphrased then redacted most of the Mueller Report.
 
2022-08-09 10:48:56 PM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Another short fall, a resounding splash and Trump's bloated corpse sank without trace into the dark water.


Fat floats.
 
2022-08-09 10:49:02 PM  

Gaythiest Elitist: vudukungfu: Funny how they only wanted texts from the bloatfart, then got the whole phone.
Wait Until they look under his mattress.

Hell, I'm wondering what he buried with Ivana at his golf course. You know there's something. It's way too Bluthian for there not to be.


Nah, Trump's too cheap and lazy to have put anything in her grave besides her remains.

Besides, he only buried her there for the tax scam. He wants to be able to tell the tax collectors and bankruptcy judge that his golf course is technically a cemetery, and that he has the bones and/or ashes under one of the fairways to prove it.
 
2022-08-09 10:56:41 PM  
See, Donnie, that's why you should have SENT those boxes BACK to the Archives when they ASKED you for them, in 2021, not told them to COME GET THEM over a year later.

Because that long suspicious delay made them go through the boxes very carefully, and/or the guys who picked up the stuff saw some other things at your place that should have been IN those boxes and wasn't; and that's howcome they came back.

It's not that hard. It's right there in the law YOU signed about not keeping classified materials. Karma is a mean biatch.
 
2022-08-09 11:12:33 PM  

iheartscotch: 1funguy: anjin-san: Meadows and/or Eastman flipped

Jones phone

Yeah. Jones' phone. They've only had it over the weekend...but texts are searchable.


Maybe...they only needed that missing link... you know...to find the connection to Mr. Big..Orange..Overfed..Asshole...
 
2022-08-10 12:20:42 AM  
Was there a commercial-break-long tv show about astronomy where some guy name Charlie Farquarson (???) would tell viewers what stars and planets would be visible that night? I recall something like that when I was a kid. I liked it. Or maybe I imgained it just now because Peyton Farquar is some kind of Manchurian Candidate callsign to activate false memories. Google doesnt like any of my search terms, maybe it used to exist but search algorithms reased it from this timeline.
 
2022-08-10 1:08:02 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Was there a commercial-break-long tv show about astronomy where some guy name Charlie Farquarson (???) would tell viewers what stars and planets would be visible that night? I recall something like that when I was a kid. I liked it. Or maybe I imgained it just now because Peyton Farquar is some kind of Manchurian Candidate callsign to activate false memories. Google doesnt like any of my search terms, maybe it used to exist but search algorithms reased it from this timeline.


Not yet. Jack Horkheimer died a decade or so back. But Star Gazer episodes are still available on YouTube if you like.
 
2022-08-10 1:32:34 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Another short fall, a resounding splash and Trump's bloated corpse sank without trace into the dark water.

Fat floats.


A family of raccoons ate his corpse somewhere downstream.
 
2022-08-10 1:51:57 AM  

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Bennie Crabtree: Was there a commercial-break-long tv show about astronomy where some guy name Charlie Farquarson (???) would tell viewers what stars and planets would be visible that night? I recall something like that when I was a kid. I liked it. Or maybe I imgained it just now because Peyton Farquar is some kind of Manchurian Candidate callsign to activate false memories. Google doesnt like any of my search terms, maybe it used to exist but search algorithms reased it from this timeline.

Not yet. Jack Horkheimer died a decade or so back. But Star Gazer episodes are still available on YouTube if you like.


YES that's the one.

I was totally wrong about Farquharrrrrble. Thank you!

His voice is so corny, but I guess it's like he's reading a bedtime story...well, a stay-up story...each episode.
 
2022-08-10 12:00:36 PM  
Like I've said before, that shiat is already in Moscow. I mean, I hope they got some other stuff that's incriminating, but we all know that whatever he took he took for the purposes of selling or trading it to Russia or really any other bidder.

I don't know what kind of shiat they might be interested in, but if you know there's an idiot in the White House who is willing to take shiat and give it to you, wouldn't you encourage him, just to see what happens?

Ex-President Useless farkwad is an enemy of this country. And so are all the people who support him.
 
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