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2022-08-09 1:52:21 PM  
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2022-08-09 1:56:45 PM  
Justice?
 
2022-08-09 1:56:52 PM  
Kah-ro-key vs. Carry-okie
 
2022-08-09 1:57:37 PM  
Karmaoke Police
 
2022-08-09 2:01:19 PM  
Karaoke: the only legitimate use for tactical nuclear weapons
 
2022-08-09 2:03:41 PM  
AUGUST 10--A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar.
According to a Seattle Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM.
When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "farking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported.
 
2022-08-09 2:03:59 PM  
Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold
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2022-08-09 2:05:42 PM  

blondambition: AUGUST 10--A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar.
According to a Seattle Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM.
When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "farking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported.


What's her fark nickname?
 
2022-08-09 2:06:49 PM  
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021) - Karaoke Scenes
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2022-08-09 2:12:21 PM  

blondambition: AUGUST 10--A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar.
According to a Seattle Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM.
When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "farking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported.


Well on one hand, slapping someone around 'cause their karaoke isn't to your liking it's high on the civilized scale to say the least.  On the other hand, Coldplay.  This is a tough call
 
2022-08-09 2:13:44 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: blondambition: AUGUST 10--A Washington man's karaoke performance of a Coldplay song apparently triggered a female bar patron to attack him early yesterday at a Seattle bar.
According to a Seattle Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, Lindsey Lawrence, 21, assaulted the unnamed victim while he was performing with "two other subjects" at Changes Tavern, where patrons sing karaoke Wednesday and Thursday night from 9 PM until 1 AM.
When the assault victim launched into Coldplay's "Yellow," Lawrence allegedly told the man that his "singing sucked" and that the song "farking sucked." She then grabbed at the man's microphone and "pushed him and punched him in order to get him to stop singing," cops reported.

Well on one hand, slapping someone around 'cause their karaoke isn't to your liking it's high on the civilized scale to say the least.  On the other hand, Coldplay.  This is a tough call


Isn't.  Isn't high on the scale.  Sigh
 
2022-08-09 2:13:49 PM  
If you don't like bad singing, you probably shouldn't go to a karaoke bar in the first place.
 
2022-08-09 2:23:08 PM  
You shut your whore mouth, subby. I sing like an angel at the karaoke bar.

All my drunk friends say so.
 
2022-08-09 2:30:51 PM  
Don't Stop Believin'
 
2022-08-09 2:41:17 PM  
They must not have autotune over there.
 
2022-08-09 2:44:00 PM  
My wife has not murdered me for my singing, Canonization is just a formality.
 
2022-08-09 2:44:26 PM  
Bangladesh: 'Out of Tune' singer Hero Alom grilled by police. Here's why

'Cos it's healthier than deep-frying?
 
2022-08-09 2:44:42 PM  
Karaoke, from a Japanese word meaning "revenge for the bomb".
 
2022-08-09 2:55:43 PM  
I won't judge until I hear it for myself.
TITANIC Love Song | Hero Alom | Valentine Song | Nusrat | Momo Rahman | BMC Lemon | Akash Nibir
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Kill me now. This guy deserves a unique classification of punishment
 
2022-08-09 3:00:22 PM  
 
2022-08-09 3:02:14 PM  
That was certainly something.

Danger Avoid Death: Karaoke, from a Japanese word meaning "revenge for the bomb".


"Etymology: Borrowed from Japanese カラオケ (karaoke), from 空(から) (kara, "empty") + オケ (oke, "orchestra"), a clipping of オーケストラ (ōkesutora), from English orchestra."
 
2022-08-09 3:05:07 PM  

Arkanaut: If you don't like bad singing, you probably shouldn't go to a karaoke bar in the first place.


Undercover Karaoke with Jewel
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2022-08-09 3:38:47 PM  
I used to walk past a country karaoke bar on my way home from work. When the door was open, it was like sounds from a slaughterhouse.
 
2022-08-09 3:42:30 PM  
Okay, subby, but what about the ones who (shudder) go to karaoke bars so they can sing?

They probably take a different view of singer beaters, no matter how justified the specific act might have been.
 
2022-08-09 3:43:06 PM  
Throw him into a holding cell with the rest of the American Idol contestants.
 
2022-08-09 3:47:30 PM  
"Anything less than the best is a felony"
-Vanilla Ice

/apparently he was right
 
2022-08-09 4:10:59 PM  

MythDragon: "Anything less than the best is a felony"
-Vanilla Ice

/apparently he was right


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2022-08-09 4:52:05 PM  
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2022-08-09 5:10:08 PM  
This is the reason I've never sung karaoke a second time. I don't want to get arrested for it.
 
2022-08-10 12:00:47 AM  
"Hey, do you want to go do karaoke this weekend?"
"No, I can't sing.  The judge said so."
 
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