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4509 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Aug 2022 at 1:29 PM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 12:43:26 PM  
Interesting video but does not invoke Fark IMHO.  No orgasm references, no references to "nothing is going to happen", no concern over who will walk I'm Eric if Trump is locked-up.
 
2022-08-09 12:51:04 PM  
Because the Rubicon is not a river in Florida?
 
2022-08-09 12:51:32 PM  
Trump is the one that crossed the Rubicon, and Alex Jones is playing the part of Stupid Brutus.
 
2022-08-09 12:52:15 PM  
I'm not going to watch that video, but I'll just assume he compares the FBI raid to butt stuff.
 
2022-08-09 12:56:22 PM  
Did he have an assortment of cocoa drinks at a presser or something?   Wouldn't sit in the slotted chair they gave him?  I know, he can't afford steak for his dog anymore, right?
 
2022-08-09 12:57:50 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Did he have an assortment of cocoa drinks at a presser or something?   Wouldn't sit in the slotted chair they gave him?  I know, he can't afford steak for his dog anymore, right?


Sorry, I should clarify.  It's Kelly Anne who likes the steak.
 
2022-08-09 1:03:15 PM  
Don't really care what a piece of Federalist Society fecal material has to say. Fark him and his Nazi wife.
 
2022-08-09 1:09:15 PM  

wooden_badger: Don't really care what a piece of Federalist Society fecal material has to say. Fark him and his Nazi wife.


^
 
2022-08-09 1:18:30 PM  

wooden_badger: Don't really care what a piece of Federalist Society fecal material has to say. Fark him and his Nazi wife.


The Golden Age of Trump Clicks is upon us again.  Enjoy.
 
2022-08-09 1:23:17 PM  
I'll believe he was reading Fark when he starts dunking on Eeyores.
 
2022-08-09 1:31:22 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Because the Rubicon is not a river in Florida?


In Trump's case, crossing the Moskva.
 
2022-08-09 1:32:15 PM  
They crossed the Rube-con.
 
2022-08-09 1:32:18 PM  
He does have the physique of a farker...
 
2022-08-09 1:32:40 PM  
mrshowrules:

Eric will be sent to a farm in upstate New York, where he will wonder away from and end up lost and confused in Trois Riveres Que.

He will wonder how he ended up in France.
 
2022-08-09 1:33:07 PM  

ficklefkrfark: He does have the physique of a farker...


too skinny
 
2022-08-09 1:35:03 PM  
He brings up Frank Stallone a lot?
 
2022-08-09 1:35:45 PM  
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2022-08-09 1:35:50 PM  
I was not aware he had flowing Steve Perry locks of hair.
 
2022-08-09 1:36:32 PM  
Apparently, Subby knows nothing about the fall of the Roman Empire.
 
2022-08-09 1:36:59 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Apparently, Subby knows nothing about the fall of the Roman Empire.


shiat, I meant the Roman republic.
 
2022-08-09 1:37:28 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: Did he have an assortment of cocoa drinks at a presser or something?   Wouldn't sit in the slotted chair they gave him?  I know, he can't afford steak for his dog anymore, right?


Let's hope there is no pickle involved.
 
2022-08-09 1:37:49 PM  

AuralArgument: mrshowrules:

Eric will be sent to a farm in upstate New York, where he will wonder away from and end up lost and confused in Trois Riveres Que.

He will wonder how he ended up in France.


More like his corpse is tossed over the side of the row boat after saying "I'm smart, and I want respect!"
 
2022-08-09 1:37:49 PM  
Considering who he's married to, if he does read fark, they're the biggest fraudster couple of all time.
 
2022-08-09 1:39:19 PM  

mrshowrules: Interesting video but does not invoke Fark IMHO.  No orgasm references, no references to "nothing is going to happen", no concern over who will walk I'm Eric if Trump is locked-up.


No squirrel testicles.
 
2022-08-09 1:40:06 PM  
There's nothing about Duke sucking.
 
2022-08-09 1:40:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Because the Rubicon is not a river in Florida?


They crossed Don the Con in front of the rubes.
 
2022-08-09 1:40:33 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: Considering who he's married to, if he does read fark, they're the biggest fraudster couple of all time.


Second biggest.
 
2022-08-09 1:41:03 PM  

Friend_Computer: mrshowrules: Interesting video but does not invoke Fark IMHO.  No orgasm references, no references to "nothing is going to happen", no concern over who will walk I'm Eric if Trump is locked-up.

No squirrel testicles.


They're nuttier than squirrels, just not in the same way...
 
2022-08-09 1:41:14 PM  
Because no one could ever have brought up a cliche metaphor?

Because he doesn't know the subreddit you saw it on when you reposted it here?

Because you spend enough time on Fark to think of it the way some people go "Facebook IS the internet?"
 
2022-08-09 1:41:19 PM  
Ctrl-f  lipstick

nope.
 
2022-08-09 1:42:01 PM  
That guy can fark off, and keep farkin off until he wonders if he's farked off enough - and then he should keep farking off.
 
2022-08-09 1:42:31 PM  

nijika: They crossed the Rube-con.


Let's be honest

He crossed the Potomac
 
2022-08-09 1:44:13 PM  
What crossing the Rubicon might look like IRL

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2022-08-09 1:44:38 PM  

extrafancy: I was not aware he had flowing Steve Perry locks of hair.


He's going for a "Fabio-style" look, hoping to break into the torrid bodice-ripper novel cover modeling business.
 
2022-08-09 1:45:03 PM  
I don't care about Conway. He's very much a cog in what created the situation for TFG to emerge, him being against TFG means nothing ultimately as he'd probably just do it all over again.
 
2022-08-09 1:45:10 PM  
*Highlights from Fark today*

"Meanwhile, the Trump campaign has given up and released everyone from their unenforceable NDAs. Thanks Omarosa"

"More bad news for TFG: his real estate appraiser handed over nearly 36,000 documents to the New York AG yesterday"

"In yet another stunning victory for Donald Trump, the House will now have full access to his his tax returns"

"That FBI raid? Law says it could prevent TFG from ever holding office again"

"Steve Bannon is afraid"

"Tucker Carlson reportedly "shiatting himself" over the possibility of his texts with Alex Jones leaking to the public"

*Realizing something actually may be happening*

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2022-08-09 1:45:19 PM  
He got over it?
 
2022-08-09 1:50:45 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Wine Sipping Elitist: Apparently, Subby knows nothing about the fall of the Roman Empire.

shiat, I meant the Roman republic.


You sure?  There's still the Holy Roman Empire to fark this up even further with
 
2022-08-09 1:52:05 PM  

AuralArgument: mrshowrules:

Eric will be sent to a farm in upstate New York, where he will wonder away from and end up lost and confused in Trois Riveres Que.

He will wonder how he ended up in France.


He'll starve to death looking for a poutine tree.
 
2022-08-09 1:54:05 PM  
Unless he uses the codeword 'Honk Bag', I won't truly believe it.
 
2022-08-09 1:54:41 PM  

arrogantbastich: I don't care about Conway. He's very much a cog in what created the situation for TFG to emerge, him being against TFG means nothing ultimately as he'd probably just do it all over again.


This is also the dude who dated Ann Coulter, and who's current asshole wife lied her ass off enabling Trump and coined the "alternative facts".

He's not a hero, he's just spinning as needed for profit.
 
2022-08-09 1:55:42 PM  
Does this guy go to the same barber as Bannon?
 
2022-08-09 1:56:04 PM  
He gave a UFIA reference?
 
2022-08-09 1:57:03 PM  

ifky: He gave a UFIA reference?


Unsolicited Feds in Apartment?
 
2022-08-09 2:00:30 PM  
When he mentions raerae and makes some moisture joke ... then we'll know for sure.
 
2022-08-09 2:00:49 PM  
Rubicon?  Trump is the OrangeCon.
 
2022-08-09 2:01:11 PM  
Because only Farkers could make a reference to something that happened over 2000 years ago? I mean, we're old, but we're not THAT old.
 
2022-08-09 2:01:43 PM  
No summon Bevet's?

Leaves disappointed.
 
2022-08-09 2:03:01 PM  
Unsolicited Finger Goes Where?

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2022-08-09 2:03:05 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Because only Farkers could make a reference to something that happened over 2000 years ago? I mean, we're old, but we're not THAT old.


Sounds like "to be, or not to be?" is now the question for Trump and the gang

/obscure?
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