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(MLive.com)   A friendly reminder to you Detroit Farkers; twerking on the dashboard of a moving vehicle is not allowed on Belle Isle   (mlive.com) divider line
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1688 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2022 at 12:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 11:44:57 AM  
I thought this was America.

I thought this was the Motor City.

I thought this was summertime.

We have the right ... nay, we have the duty ... to twerk on the dashboards of moving vehicles on Belle Isle.
 
2022-08-09 11:53:29 AM  
What happens on Belle Isle stays on Belle Isle.
 
2022-08-09 12:18:17 PM  
Dancing on the ceiling still ok?
 
2022-08-09 12:36:56 PM  
All other cities ok?
 
2022-08-09 12:39:47 PM  
Don't twerk your way to work, you jerk.
 
2022-08-09 12:40:29 PM  
Isn't this why people traditionally go to Windsor?
 
2022-08-09 12:41:40 PM  
Is cartwheeling between two Jaguars still allowed?
 
2022-08-09 12:42:52 PM  
Suspect wanted for questioning:
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2022-08-09 12:45:14 PM  
"Twerking on the Dashboard" is a hell of an album title.  For what band I don't know.
 
2022-08-09 12:48:23 PM  

shastacola: What happens on Belle Isle stays on Belle Isle.


My friend broke his wrist falling out of the tree we were in on Belle Isle during the hydroplane races in the early 80's. I told him we shouldn't be in the tree watching girls in 1-pc terrycloth bathing suits go the the bathroom, but he insisted.
 
2022-08-09 12:49:24 PM  
America.... Guns? Sure, enjoy your freedom.

Passenger with an alcoholic drink open in your car? TICKET.
 
2022-08-09 12:50:29 PM  

Myk-House of El: "Twerking on the Dashboard" is a hell of an album title.  For what band I don't know.


To the tune of Dancing in the Moonlight, or Killing in the Name of?
 
2022-08-09 12:51:07 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Don't twerk your way to work, you jerk.


What if I twerked my way home?   That's still okay?
 
2022-08-09 12:53:24 PM  
How the hell do you twerk on a dashboard? Is she 3 inches tall?
 
2022-08-09 12:59:24 PM  

Pert: Myk-House of El: "Twerking on the Dashboard" is a hell of an album title.  For what band I don't know.

To the tune of Dancing in the Moonlight, or Killing in the Name of?


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2022-08-09 1:02:33 PM  
How do you Twerk on a dashboard?  You have to be really small or have a really large dashboard.
 
2022-08-09 1:19:13 PM  
It's fine in Hamtramck, though
 
2022-08-09 1:19:27 PM  

Geotpf: How do you Twerk on a dashboard?  You have to be really small or have a really large dashboard.


convertible ?
 
2022-08-09 1:20:38 PM  
Did the car not have a windshield or something?
 
2022-08-09 1:23:46 PM  
Disappointed:
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2022-08-09 1:24:44 PM  

misanthropicsob: Did the car not have a windshield or something?


FTA: a woman was twerking on the dashboard of the car behind him. The woman was sitting backward, not wearing a seatbelt and dancing in the car.

Ohhhhh, the woman was twerking at the dashboard. Let ye who has not taken their seatbelt off to rummage in the backseat for a fallen item that rolled all the way to the back cast the first stone.
 
2022-08-09 1:31:44 PM  
Twerk at Belle Isle then White Castle and do the electric slide while waiting for sliders.

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2022-08-09 1:32:25 PM  
I'll allow it!

Cameron Diaz Car Scene The Counselor
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2022-08-09 1:33:20 PM  

InfoFreako: How the hell do you twerk on a dashboard? Is she 3 inches tall?


No kidding, anything bigger than this wouldn't fit.

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2022-08-09 2:20:05 PM  
Back in the day us old fellers used to call this mooning.
 
2022-08-09 2:42:14 PM  
I took my free spirited neighbor to a Cubs game back in the 80s. At the game, a few bleacher beverages were consumed. On the way back, she decided it would be a good idea to stand up through my sunroof on the freeway, topless. Good times were had. Luckily we didn't get caught.
 
2022-08-09 2:52:03 PM  
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2022-08-09 3:18:09 PM  
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2022-08-09 5:50:13 PM  

EasilyDistracted: Disappointed:
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"Sing for me? Why I'll sing for them!"
/I love them, too
 
2022-08-09 9:04:19 PM  
 Could be worse, could be pooping on the dash
 
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