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(Lifehacker)   For Claire's birthday, we're mixing two white condiments together, and neither one is mayo   (lifehacker.com) divider line
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687 clicks; posted to Food » on 09 Aug 2022 at 10:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 10:05:02 AM  
One of them is blue cheese dressing, so yes, there's mayo.
 
2022-08-09 10:11:46 AM  

Psychopusher: One of them is blue cheese dressing, so yes, there's mayo.


Yup.

That being said (done in one, I guess), horseradish is obvious for a creamy blue cheese dressing. Especially so when paired with prime rib. This is not the revelation she's making it out to be.
 
2022-08-09 10:19:51 AM  
Ranch dressing and semen.

...animal semen
 
2022-08-09 10:22:36 AM  
Bring me my ranch dressing hose
Youtube z6HFXWUmpos
 
2022-08-09 10:42:27 AM  
Cool Whip and Miracle Whip?
 
2022-08-09 10:48:05 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Cool Whip and Miracle Whip?


One is a disgusting, sickly-sweet goo straight from the devil's twisted gonads.  The other is Cool Whip.

/Cool Whhhip.
/Cool Whip.
/Cool Whhhip.
/YOU'RE EATING HAIR.
 
2022-08-09 10:59:20 AM  
at least she mentioned she likes wings with blu cheese

Joey Diaz Hates Ranch Dressing (taken from Joe Rogan Experience #219)
Youtube Ti6vrdNkw2Y
 
2022-08-09 11:02:43 AM  
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2022-08-09 11:13:48 AM  
Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.
 
2022-08-09 11:26:04 AM  
Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.
 
2022-08-09 11:28:17 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.


Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.


I'll take 'em both off you're hands!
 
2022-08-09 11:28:58 AM  

Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.


Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.


Would you two like to try some of my favorite blue cheese and horseradish biscuits? They're great with a side of ranch or mayo.
 
2022-08-09 12:00:34 PM  

Subtonic: Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.

Would you two like to try some of my favorite blue cheese and horseradish biscuits? They're great with a side of ranch or mayo.


Are they gluten free?
 
2022-08-09 12:37:09 PM  
Bechamel and parmesan?
Horseradish and sour cream?
Creme fraiche and queso blanco?
 
2022-08-09 12:41:08 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Subtonic: Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.

Would you two like to try some of my favorite blue cheese and horseradish biscuits? They're great with a side of ranch or mayo.

Are they gluten free?


Um... sure they are.
 
2022-08-09 12:47:46 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.


Just had a lovely English muffin with melty gorgonzola, so I'm getting a kick...
 
2022-08-09 12:55:32 PM  
I made some cocktail sauce with horseradish and ketchup last night, no mayonnaise was involved.
 
2022-08-09 1:01:24 PM  
Doesn't she EVER get tired of being wrong?
 
2022-08-09 1:08:15 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: Doesn't she EVER get tired of being wrong?


The fun part of the need to continuously publish "life hacks" is watching all of the misinformation that shows up, in an attempt to keep those content numbers up. Mystical vegetable peeling methods, "one easy trick" to do something that's already just one easy trick, etc.

It's now just as profitable, it seems, to publish content identifying which "life hacks" don't actually work, or are outright fabrications, as you can find the same places that publish "life hacks" articles also publish "life hacks that don't actually work" articles.

Quite the racket, if one can stomach it.
 
2022-08-09 1:25:20 PM  

mekkab: you're


uh, your hands.

/y'alls hands.
 
2022-08-09 1:27:45 PM  

mekkab: mekkab: you're

uh, your hands.

/y'alls hands.


*y'all's

/runs like hell
 
2022-08-09 2:27:35 PM  

mekkab: Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.

I'll take 'em both off you're hands!


Yeah, I don't have any horseradish, because it's disgusting. Sorry.
 
2022-08-09 4:28:08 PM  

FormlessOne: mekkab: mekkab: you're

uh, your hands.

/y'alls hands.

*y'all's

/runs like hell


y'alls' ?!?!

/I mean, plural possessive, rite?
 
2022-08-09 5:07:31 PM  

mekkab: FormlessOne: mekkab: mekkab: you're

uh, your hands.

/y'alls hands.

*y'all's

/runs like hell

y'alls' ?!?!

/I mean, plural possessive, rite?



all y'alls hands.

-i think?
 
2022-08-09 5:09:09 PM  

mekkab: FormlessOne: mekkab: mekkab: you're

uh, your hands.

/y'alls hands.

*y'all's

/runs like hell

y'alls' ?!?!

/I mean, plural possessive, rite?


As far as Wikipedia can tell, that would be the only improper possessive form of y'all:

Possessive forms

The existence of the genitive (or possessive) form y'all's indicates that y'all functions as a pronoun as opposed to a phrasal element.[16] The possessive form of y'all has not been standardized; numerous forms can be found, including y'alls, y'all's, y'alls's, you all's, your all's, and all of y'all's.[15]
 
2022-08-09 5:10:13 PM  
The interesting part is that both "y'alls" and "y'all's" are acceptable, along with four other forms that make my teeth itch.
 
2022-08-09 6:23:29 PM  
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2022-08-09 6:36:11 PM  

Axeofjudgement: [Fark user image 315x258]


is that real? i think it is.

if so, what state is that in?
 
2022-08-09 6:43:22 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.


😡
 
2022-08-09 6:45:26 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: mekkab: Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.

I'll take 'em both off you're hands!

Yeah, I don't have any horseradish, because it's disgusting. Sorry.


😡
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2022-08-09 7:27:24 PM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: [Fark user image 315x258]

is that real? i think it is.

if so, what state is that in?


Kentucky
 
2022-08-09 7:37:09 PM  

jbc: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: [Fark user image 315x258]

is that real? i think it is.

if so, what state is that in?

Kentucky


To be fair.... not a state a commonwealth
 
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2022-08-10 1:08:56 AM  

mekkab: Coco LaFemme: Blue cheese is revolting. Food covered in mold gets thrown in the garbage, not eaten. Now, horseradish, on the other hand, I use that liberally when I make cocktail sauce.

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Gross. Horseradish is revolting.

You do you, but hard pass for me.

I'll take 'em both off you're hands!


Share plz

Slightly related on a "ew that's gross" note: Today  at work I was filling up a new pan of buttermilk for our catfish, and grabbed a 4oz ramekin to take a drink, because I love buttermilk. Dude I work with was like wtf, you actually drink buttermilk? Gave him a smaller ramekin with it, he was like, holy shiat, I love buttermilk, this just changed my life.
 
2022-08-10 7:02:47 AM  
Horseradish is great.  Add some to your next batch of potato or mac salad. Mmmm
 
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